Sultry Bloody Sunday: Taycob

Tell me you do not see the attraction to this man (yes, MAN) after watching this video.








Oh yeah, I see it... but it makes me feel dirty.









Uh, no, sorry. I do however see more of the attraction of Kristen. #sharesSpanksgirlcrush








As if I could not love Kristen more she said Taylor has no cojones. Oh wait -- this is a Sultry Bloody Sunday about Taybait. Um... yeah... NO!








To be fair Spank, she said he needs to "grow into" his cajones. You know, because he's still a child. *shakes head at Rain and Ginger* Spank, do you want to go to the other side of the room and discuss how hot Edward and Bella's kiss was?






Yes. Meadow, let's. *sets up video to the .56 mark and runs into the other room with Meadow*

Before They Were Babes

Some of you may have noticed Spank and I having a friendly "discussion" on Twitter a while about a few pictures of our imaginary boyfriends favorite Twilight stars.

Namely, this:





And this:




So the question is, which is worse? Rob trying to make love to the camera at the tender age of OHMYGODMYEYES? Or maybe Jackson looking so pretty in his Disney Princess phase that we should call him Jackie and give him a tiara? Hmm?





And how can we forget this?












*snicker* Should Taylor be included in this post since he's still technically a kid?








Are you trying to say that I have a #girlcrush on Jackson?









Well, I looked really hard and I don't see anything to #boycrush on so, yes.








Are you saying I can't crush on Taylor because he's a few months shy of his 18th birthday? He's legal in Texas!








I bet he's a virgin.

He's not. And please don't ask me how I know. I don't live in Texas.









Oh no, AGAIN we're breaking our promise to never post that scarf picture ever ever ever. *head in hands, crying*

Here's how it breaks down for me - Rob's picture is just scary. Eyes-bleeding scary. Jackson's picture - well, I can't stop laughing long enough to really see it. Taylor's - Uh, Ginger, really?

At least my man looked good in his younger years...

Is that Zack Morris? *laughing my ass off*









Really Spank? Really? *glares* You know, Zach Morris was cute when I was 15 too. And you know what else? He still is! So... there!








I'll have you know that I had a very healthy obsession crush on Zach Morris as a tween. I think Kellmet looks adorable. At least he doesn't look like a girl, Spank. *giggling at picture of Jacqueline*

Hose Him Down

source: tengossip.com

I'm just gonna let "Gingy" have her first reaction before we discuss. *rolls eyes*








Wait, why did they photoshop me out of that picture?!









Ginger, I was trying to figure out where exactly you were before they photoshopped you out, but then I realized that I don't want to think about that. Not. At. All.







*pointing to Taylor's Birthday Countdown Clock* Are we allowed to discuss this picture yet?

Rain I can draw you a diagram of where I was in that picture. I just wanted to try one thing.








Ginger, I wouldn't advise that. We'd have to double check with our League lawyer but I'm pretty sure that'd be considered evidence.








This has gotten entirely out of hand. I am calling animal control.

Just can't fight that feeling

Source: www.radaronline.com

DAMNIT! I don't WANT to like Jacob. I don't WANT to think Taylor Lautner is hot. *stamping feet* And then I see this picture.

UGH! Is Summit trying to rid the world of soccer moms by getting us all thrown in jail for statutory rape?





Meadow, can I tell you? I thought the exact same thing. And then I was hoping it was his stunt double. His 28 year old, single-but-looking-to-date-a-married-woman body double. Sadly, it's not.

I guess it's my turn to get the laminating machine out. 17 has got to be legal in some states right? Arkansas?








You can borrow Spanks laminator.









Hmm... What's the age of consent in Canada?









Sixteen. *hands over your passport*









We still have the League Winnebago, right? Who's up for a road trip to Vancouver?








Who ever set an age anyway? Girls become "women" at menstruation (supposedly to bear children) so why aren't boys men after their first "happy dream"? What?







All I have to say is I did NOT notice the bulge in his pants.









I call shotgun w/popcorn!










I'll drive the van him!

Team Taylor

*Photos courtesy Teen Vogue





Taylor Lautner recently told Teen Vogue that he thinks fans would have loved anyone who played Jacob. I disagree. I think he is so perfect for the part - and his humility and composure with the whole Twilight experience make him all the more loveable. And, er, he is also extremely attractive.

And, I'm pretty sure it's no accident that Taylor is photographed next to a car called "Cougar."





I totally agree that he is Taylor-made for the part. However, I don't care how many muscles he bulges or how good y'all say he looks, I. Just. Don't. Get it.

Well shit. I need to medicate before commenting. Either that or I will need to make my comment in disguise . Hmmm, do you think Meadow would ming if I used her avatar for something guys?







Did someone say medication? *perks up*










But did you guys see this one?!



Poor baby has a dirty shirt. I should take that off him immediately so I can wash it him. I know, I know. *slaps own hand for thinking inappropriate thoughts about an underage kid*

Yeah - so, I'm thinking we should start a countdown to Taylor's 18th birthday. The day when Ginger can finally express herself without slapping her hand. It will certainly be worth celebrating. *snicker*

Is there something wrong with me? *looks harder at Taylor's abs* Yeah, still nothing. *shrugs*

Yes Spank I think there's something wrong with you. But that has nothing to do with whether or not you find Taylor attractive. *MUAH* I know, I know... it's like the pot calling the kettle black. *hangs head in shame*

There's something wrong with me? Okay, maybe so, but still ... Y'all are fawning over someone who still can't purchase alcohol after his birthday. Useless.