*reads article about Eclipse being shown on Imax theaters and takes a deep calming breaths so as to no faint* Let me get this straight... I am going to see Jasper Whitlock Hale fighting in the southern vampire wars alongside Maria on a monstrously sized screen with higher resolution than your standard movie theater? *runs to buy plastic sheeting to protect my theater seat* Okay, I think I'm ready.
Dammit! Why did they have to replace Victoria? Can you imagine the epicness of my girl-crush with her on IMAX? Any chance they'll play New Moon before it? *swoons*
I like how the article questions whether or not the fanbase will line up to see Eclipse on an IMAX screen. "Those giant screens are made for spectacle, rather than teenagers standing around looking pale." Clearly the writer of said article does not understand the power of pale and sparkly. Seeing Edward and Emmett standing around looking pale IS spectacle.
*cough* Jasper is spectacularly pale. *cough*
Wait! I just realized... The meadow... Edward begging Bella to sleep with him... GAH! Any chance they'll rewrite the script and she'll agree? Huh?
Superpower: The ability to multi-task: read smut, Twitter, Facebook, and surf the google wave...all at the same time.
Does anyone else get pissed off when Bella kisses Jacob in Eclipse, knowing she's with Edward?I get that someone can love two people at once. But if you're already with one, wouldn't that mean you've already made your choice between the two? If not, why would you want to hurt the one you're with while you're deciding on who you'd rather spend your life with...even if, eventually, you still end up choosing the person you're already with in the end? I don't think I could ever stand to have to be that person. I think it would hurt too much. To know I love someone who's not sure who they love more, me or the other person? That's crap. And then to be sad and heartbroken in front of me when they do make a choice to stay with me? Talk about selfish. I'd be a dumbass to stay. I guess because my ego and a lil' bit of my heart would be wounded from the fact that there was someone else whose presence was almost enough to take my person/heart away.
This is when my tolerance level for Bella was at an all time low. It was also when I began to see Edward for what he really was, a doormat.
Yeah, instead of being pissed at Jacob for manipulating Bella, I was pissed at Bella for being so gullible. And I was hoping for an Edward-Bella smackdown afterwards, but there was nothing. A big work-up to a big let-down. Kind of like Breaking Dawn.
Do NOT get me started on Breaking Dawn. *breathing through my nose, counting backwards from 10 trying not to phase*
Yeah, Edward's self-esteem issues really come to the forefront here. I mean, who WATCHES the love of their life make out with someone else (and gets to hear the sordid thoughts that go along with it) and isn't even a LITTLE mad afterwards? If I were Bella I'd be worried by his NON-response.
I hate (HATE) that part of the book. I was literally yelling "NO! YOU STUPID B*TCH" at Bella while I was reading. I was sure Edward would respond somehow. But, perhaps he knew that the kiss had to happen - that Bella had to have that experience in order to truly know that she wanted Edward. Or maybe she's just a skanky ho.
so what we're saying is, Bella is a skanky ho...
*snicker* She was probably just regretting missing her chance. She could've totally gone through a slutty phase in New Moon and gotten away with it.
Nah, she's a skanky ho.
KStew's casting makes so much more sense after this discussion...
OH MY GOSH! Robert in make-up for Eclipse. This may be the best look yet. Holy cow! Girls????
Yes! This is what I've been missing! I'm so incredibly turned onexcited right now!
Oooh, it's the hair. It's different somehow. I'd have to get close and run my hands through it to be sure, though.
I do love me some Edward Cullen Sex Hair.
I guess it can be said Edward gets better with age.
Yeah but where's Jacob?
You wanna see Jacob? Go to your local animal shelter.
And by Jacob, Ginger, you are referring to a kid that says "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo"? Where is he you ask? Playing with a hare in the garage while the Cullens are on the move because of a Shirley MacLaine wanna-be!
*quivering with rage* Somebody hold me back before I kill that damn Spider.
Oh, he's all man. Trust me. I mean, he told me once.
Dude, he's NOT LEGAL yet. Can you at least wait until February 11, 2010 for the sexual innuendo?
In a recent interview, Jackson Rathbone dives into "Jasper's backstory" for "Eclipse." " It's an interesting time to see when Jasper was actually human and what his human form was," the actor said.
So this is what I've been waiting for. Chapter 13 when Jasper gets to tell his story of how he came to be. I am so excited I could almost skip right through November to June 2010. *envisions about Jasper riding me a horse*
I can't wait for all the backstories in Eclipse! Jasper riding horses, Rosalie going batshit crazy on Royce King, Emmett... Oh that's right - again, Emmett gets nothing! Oh well, at least he's pretty to look at.
Emmett is sort of under-developed, isn't he? *considering* Well, you know, as a character.
Jasper riding a horse. It's probably been a while since he's done that. Maybe he should practice on me first.
*glares at Ginger, rolls up sleeves, assumes crouch formation* If Jasper is going to ride anyone it will be me! *growls*
Oh, yes, Jasper in uniform. I could totally get on board with that. *muttering under her breath* And his horrific hair will be covered by a Confederate Officer's hat.
Don't forget who's footing the bill for these "backstories"... Yes, Summit. So I fully expect to see Jasper riding on one of those stuffed toy horse heads on a stick!
May I just take this time to personally thank Ginger for not using this venue as an excuse to make fun of Jackson's glasses.
Spank, I think we all considered it far too easy of a target. *ducking*
*reads article about Eclipse being shown on Imax theaters and takes a deep calming breaths so as to no faint* Let me get this straight... I am going to see Jasper Whitlock Hale fighting in the southern vampire wars alongside Maria on a monstrously sized screen with higher resolution than your standard movie theater? *runs to buy plastic sheeting to protect my theater seat* Okay, I think I'm ready.
Dammit! Why did they have to replace Victoria? Can you imagine the epicness of my girl-crush with her on IMAX? Any chance they'll play New Moon before it? *swoons*
I like how the article questions whether or not the fanbase will line up to see Eclipse on an IMAX screen. "Those giant screens are made for spectacle, rather than teenagers standing around looking pale." Clearly the writer of said article does not understand the power of pale and sparkly. Seeing Edward and Emmett standing around looking pale IS spectacle.
A 7 story Taycob shirtless???!!! *thud* 
