PDA, we mean PSA

Typically when I get on my soap box it is to demand that everyone follow Jasper Hale who has an online presence on Twitter. Speaking of which, did you follow him yet? No? I'll wait until you are done. Okay, you followed him? Good. Thanks. *smiles* Moving on...

Because today I want to get on my soapbox about something even more important than Jasper Hale reaching 1,000 followers by New Year's Day. Today I want to ask each of you to watch a short video about the ONE organization and all the good work they do to bring awareness to global poverty and injustice. And if you need a Twilight-related reason to watch, it features Jackson Rathbone, Kellan Lutz, Nikki Reed and Ashley Greene. So watch and be moved to do something to help end global poverty. Global poverty effects us all.

Psst: ...and *cough* follow @CullzJazz on Twitter. kthxbai




Yes, this message is very important and a cause very near and dear to our hearts. Please overlook the fact that Ed *gag* Westwick is in this video.






You know, without the bad wig and that constant "I just ate a lemon" look on her face, Nikki Reed isn't bad looking.







I cant' tell you how much I love this - seeing members of the Twi-cast in a One Campaign video makes me proud to be a Twi-hard. It also makes me want to bang meet Kellan even more than before.






So what you're saying is you want to become "one" with Kellan.

Jackley or Spankson?

Source: Twifans

"If I walked in on a girl playing the cello I might have to go buy new pants!" Jackson Rathbone.



That's it! I am taking cello lessons.









I think he looks pretty darn hot and cuddly in those pics. I'll give you that. And as for Ashley... All I see are photoshop possibilities for Spank. Like this...

I used to take cello lessons. Just sayin'. Also, a cello case would be a good place to hide a body souvenir from a 100 Monkeys show.








*grins and nods appreciatively at Meadow and Ginger* Good lookin' out girls.








*giggles uncontrollably while imagining Spank carrying her cello into the 100 Monkeys show*







"I don't do groups. Maybe in bed, but not in any other aspect of my life." Jackson Rathbone




Okay, color me crazy but I'm taking this as an obvious hint that Jasper wants The League. I mean look at the signs! We're a group... of girls... Right? *picks up the cello and starts practicing*







Uh, Spank? I'm pretty sure his name is Jackson. You DO know that he doesn't have vampire powers, right?








*tilts my head and looks at you confused*

Shhhh Spank. Meadow didn't mean anything by it. *hands you more kool-aid*

Before They Were Babes

Some of you may have noticed Spank and I having a friendly "discussion" on Twitter a while about a few pictures of our imaginary boyfriends favorite Twilight stars.

Namely, this:





And this:




So the question is, which is worse? Rob trying to make love to the camera at the tender age of OHMYGODMYEYES? Or maybe Jackson looking so pretty in his Disney Princess phase that we should call him Jackie and give him a tiara? Hmm?





And how can we forget this?












*snicker* Should Taylor be included in this post since he's still technically a kid?








Are you trying to say that I have a #girlcrush on Jackson?









Well, I looked really hard and I don't see anything to #boycrush on so, yes.








Are you saying I can't crush on Taylor because he's a few months shy of his 18th birthday? He's legal in Texas!








I bet he's a virgin.

He's not. And please don't ask me how I know. I don't live in Texas.









Oh no, AGAIN we're breaking our promise to never post that scarf picture ever ever ever. *head in hands, crying*

Here's how it breaks down for me - Rob's picture is just scary. Eyes-bleeding scary. Jackson's picture - well, I can't stop laughing long enough to really see it. Taylor's - Uh, Ginger, really?

At least my man looked good in his younger years...

Is that Zack Morris? *laughing my ass off*









Really Spank? Really? *glares* You know, Zach Morris was cute when I was 15 too. And you know what else? He still is! So... there!








I'll have you know that I had a very healthy obsession crush on Zach Morris as a tween. I think Kellmet looks adorable. At least he doesn't look like a girl, Spank. *giggling at picture of Jacqueline*

Hurts So Good

I am on my own personal crusade to make sure each and every one of you readers GETS that Jackson Rathbone can do more than act constipated in a bad wig *glares at Suckmit* and that he has, in fact, the looks that kill. This is a clip from a movie that all I need in life - shirtless Jackson. No wonder the title of the movie is "Hurt" because seeing this clip makes me ache for him all over.







Okay, so I just watched and while I'll admit that Jackson is hot, I can't do it. I don't do horror movies. I'm a wuss like that. Can I just stay home and watch a slideshow of shirtless pics of him or something?







Oh I think we can handle that. (and, no, that quote NEVER gets old for me)









Ok, I'm starting to GET Jackson more now. Damn that Suckmit for making us think he had only one emotion: constipation. I will totally see this movie with you Spank!








*whispers* Bring spare panties to the theatre. I think we're going to need them. *bites hand looking at shirtless Jackson*









*whispers to Meadow & Ginger* Okay guys, this is for Spank. And only for Spank...

*yells* Jackson is so f*ckhawt I can't stand it!! I want to do him and his glorious mane of beautiful hair. Damn. He is just so fine. Have you seen his smile? His eyes? Heard his voice? Seriously, that guy does it for me every time!! *triumphant smile*





*beams as she fills three more slots on Team Jacksper* I knew you'd all come around eventually!

Jackson Rath-brokea-bone

I am going to Vancouver to be a candystripper.









I get that you probably intentionally said "stripper" instead of "striper" and that you probably have all sorts of ideas about dancing on his pole, but how about you go to Vancouver and be a hair stylist? I think he needs that more.






*breathes through her nose, counts to 10* Actually, I think his hair looks cute here.








I thought vampires were supposed to have better eyesight than humans. Not worse.








Poor Shirley. How aweful to be injured at her age. They really should have a stunt double for her.








*squeezes eyes shut* Okay someone is getting drained tonigh.

Well, I did have plans for Mr. Meadow, now that you mention it Spank. But these pictures of Jackson are killing my buzz. Can we put up an Edward picture to bring the sexy back?







You sluts! Don't you ever think of anything else. You realize we have become the "I want to do..." blog don't you. Let's admit it and embrace it.

And to the writer/comedian formerly known as Spank, your threat didn't do what you had hoped. I am not afraid of you ever. So, Spitfire, Spunkpervert, Spanklepire... or whatever it is you're calling yourself these days, why don't you keep it simple and go by one word like Madonna. "MacBone"





Hah. You think I'm afraid to go there? That hair is WORSE than Grandma Betty's. Or maybe it's Grandma Betty's before salon senior special, when she got caught in the rain followed by a wild windstorm.

I'm not scared. I have Emmett to protect me, and clearly he can take Jasper - and you. *grins*