Thursday, April 30, 2009

The Breaking Dawn Eclipsed?

The League is receiving conflicting reports about the status of Breaking Dawn. First Summit "unofficially" green-lit production (per this article), but then EW published this article stating that Melissa Rosenberg has NOT been told to begin the script. Offical word still has the Twilight Saga as a "trilogy." This concerns us verily -- and we discuss:

Give me Isle Esme or give me death!

The fans will have an uprising and if I were Summit I would realize that teens and moms are NOT a fan base you want pounding on your office doors. Let alone the "League" factor. Serious damage would be done. Hopefully (not to diss what's her name) they're just thinking of asking another screenwriter.

Summit hasn't taken its fans seriously since the beginning. Have they learned nothing from the great Hot-Topic-Mall-Tour-Debacle of 2008? Maybe they should let us, as representatives of their broad fan base, consult on the movie. You know, give feedback about scripting changes, find ways for Jacob and Renesmee to die, sleep with their leading man... stuff like that.

I will call upon the powers of the Volturi to take out Summit if they don't make Breaking Dawn into a movie. Don't mess with a redhead.

... or a Sicilian.

Or anyone with two "X" chromosomes. Woman scorned and all that. *innocent smile*


Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Junior League: - How Many Times Have We Done It?

This week's Junior League member is Dawnetta!

Superhero Name: ECNeurotic, aka RPNeurotic

Superpower: memorizing every single Edward expression and line in the movie and the books

Hey, I thought it would be cool if you guys posted how many times you have read the books, watched the movie, etc. I am just curious how much others have read/watched. My husband says I am obsessed, which I am, but there has to be people who have read/watched more than me!! LOL I have read the books (including Midnight Sun on S.M.'s website) back to back 3 times each. I lost count how many times I have watched the movie...but it is more than 20 now, LOL! My husband is so jealous of Edward, and he says I am "cheating on him" lol. So, it would be interesting to see how far others have gone....especially MARRIED women, LOL!

Is this like where we say we *only* did it twice, even if we are actually Twi-sluts?

What makes us Twi-Sluts?? We all remain in a loving, committed relationship to one series. Of course we'll keep, ahem, coming back for more, but that doesn't make it any less beautiful or pure.

I don't think I'm ready to admit how many times I've "done it." Even though you don't know me, it's a very personal thing!

*psst* Just say twice...

Since when do I take orders from you Spank? I'll say whatever I want. Twice.

Also does this include foreplay because there are times when I don't need to to go all the way through the book or movie . . . to finish.

"Ditto" to Spanks remark...

How many times have I done it? So many times, I've lost count. I mean, TWICE.

Okay, truthfully I've only read Twilight twice. I've read the other three books 4 times. I'm surprised the binding hasn't given way during "Isle Esme."

My binding is gone....

My binding popped long ago.

Wait, we are still talking about our books, right? RIGHT?


Tuesday, April 28, 2009

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The League's iRob Playlist

Okay, everyone and their mother has done lists of songs that should be on the Twilight soundtrack or on the New Moon soundtrack... But my question is, if Rob Pattinson had a soundtrack, what would be on it? Because, personally, I look at him and hear Closer by NIN. *wicked grin*

This is an obvious choice but any playlist that reminds me of Rob has to include Sex on Fire by Kings of Leon. Do you think is presumptuous of me if I include the Wedding March?

Ok, I'm going to pull one out of the vault and suggest the stalker-ish Queensryche song "Gonna Get Close To You".


I like to look at shadows sweating on the wall

I get excited when I hear footsteps in the hall

Outside your balcony I have a room with a view
And I'm watching you

I dial your telephone each and every afternoon

I wait by your door till you're asleep at night
And when you're alone I know when you turn out the light

I'm gonna get close to you
Oh-oh so close to you

I'm gonna get close to you

You fumble for your keys

I'm six or seven steps behind you
I'm so close to you

Are you terrified of me?
What do I know about you
How did I find out?

You think I'm a fool or maybe some kind of lunatic
Say I'm wasting my time but I know what to do with it

It's as plain as black and white...

Oh yeah, Rob. Are you afraid? (as if you could out run me).

*laughing* Oh, poor Rob. I'm trying really hard to come up with non-stalker non-sex songs for him, but it's just not working out. I mean, if I'm not thinking about hunting him down and having my way with him then I've got nothin'. So I'm adding:

Let's Get it On - Marvin Gaye

Crash - Gwen Stefani (Sample lyric "Drive back baby to me fast in your car, I'm here waiting CRASH into me real hard.")

The Chemicals Between Us and Mouth - Bush (heh heh, I said "Bush")

Okay, if we're shifting gears to stalker-zone there's always "I will possess your heart" by Death Cab for Cutie.

The best one I can think of is a Dave Matthews song called "Say Goodbye"...

Oh, Spider, that song is perfect and has starred in many a sex day dream of mine!

Now I can't get that song out of my head... "tongues twisting"...yikes! Just thinking of RP and that song puts me in orbit! Bobbybumps....

Anytime, Anyplace...

How about George Michael's I Want Your Sex?

No? Too subtle, huh?


Monday, April 27, 2009

"The Full Robert"

According to this article on there's a full frontal scene of Rob in Little Ashes. Is it too much to hope that it's not "the tuck"? Because I think I can ignore some guy-on-guy for that.

How much do you want to bet it's the tuck picture? If it's not, I'll have to wait until a screenshot of it hits the internet. I can't watch that movie, no way, no how. Like I said, if I have to watch my Robward doing it "doggy style" with another dude, I will be TRAUMATIZED for life! Meadow, if you see it, sneak a picture of it with your phone for me, k?

If so, I want to take that picture and blow it up to scale to get an accurate sizing - just to answer the age old question, "does the size of one's feet have any bearing on sizing 'elsewhere.'" I also will see the movie because I believe his todger performance in the film will be a must-see.

I'm looking forward to seeing the movie any way you slice it. I can squint or mentally block out the other dude if need be. I'm also very anxious to see my RP play in more sexual scenes since Twilight really doesn't get us the "up-close" filth we all seem to crave! And it sounds like this movie get's pretty down and dirty. It'll be fun to watch him in a more passionate role. Don't forget, I have a photographic memory, I plan to replace the other man with myself for day-dreaming purposes. Bring it on, I can take it!

Oh, and I plan to take photographs and replace the other dude with myself. And then print it out. And frame it. *looking around* What? Too far?

Not if you're asking me! And Meadow, you've seen my desk.

Not at all! Though, I kinda think I'd STILL be traumatized if I saw Mr. Sparklepants giving it to YOU "doggy style".

At least I'm not photo-shopping his head on my wedding photo. Now THAT would be creepy.

Oh, you just gave me a great idea. I mean, yeah, that's creepy. I'll see you guys later, gotta find Mr. Ginger and talk to him about something, cough.

*looking at the rest of the League* What do you think she'd have to do to get him to agree to THAT??? Wait... On second thought, I don't want to know...

One word: Strawberries...