Pick a Team

I was talking the other day with a friend - how we all have "picked" our own team (Meadow remaining true to her first, er, second love) and have gone with it without planning or discussing it - so it got me thinking... what drives our allegiance to our respective teams?





I think we just all steered toward the characters that we most connect on a personal level with. I, obviously, choosing Jasper: the incredibly sexy, yet tortured vampire, with tenuous self-control who - while able to control the moods of those around him - is himself an emotional wreck.




Yes, and I picked the emotionally unavailable and unreasonable God-Man. Nice to see that I don't pick incredibly self-reliant men who always think they're right in real life. Oh, wait...






How about me? I was solid anti Team Jacob until @WolfzJake came along and changed my mind. I used to skip all the parts of the Twilight Saga from Jacob's POV and when I saw New Moon, I wasn't even sad when Edward left Bella!





Rain you just need to TRY and explain why you are Team *cough* Gaymett Emmett.







maybe Rain likes the way he says, "duh, her name's Bella!". *snicker*








I do like that Ginger! *glares* And I also love the way he says, "Dating an older woman, huh?" I also love that Emmett likes to have fun - he may not be a man of many words, but I bet he is never boring and...blah blah blah...Let's get real, shall we? I love him for this...







*thud*








*speechless, and not in a good way*

We Interrupt Our Regularly Scheduled Blog

Ginger? Sweetie? We need to talk. I was innocently checking out the blog today when I noticed something... different. Now, I'm assuming it was an accident. A tiny little oversight on your part. Or maybe a little joke. Ha ha. *pointing to the right sidebar* See that right there? Where Robapalooza normally is? Yup. Gone. And replaced with what exactly? TAYCOB? *crossing arms* Explain yourself, woman. *glaring*





*growls* GINGER!!! This blog is not about underage boys! It is about barely legal to drink boys!








*elbowing Spank* MEN! They're MEN! *collecting myself* I mean, this blog is about Twilight. And we all know that Jacob loses. So take the doggie-style tribute DOWN. Or I will change our background to this:










Yes, MEN! Men who have stamina, dammit!









Damn, you guys. I thought it would take you longer to notice. And we're not a "Rob" blog. Shouldn't we give equal time to some of the other hotties in Twilight? And by "hottie", of course I mean "Taycob". Oh and I'm sure Taycob has the stamina. He's at his peak at the same time I am. See? It's perfect. Oh I think I just crossed a line somewhere.





*gagging* Ginger, we're also not a pedo blog. So the naughty jailbait pics have GOT. TO. GO.








*crossing arms and nodding in agreement with Meadow* F*ckhawt MEN, Ginger... not little boys.








He's legal in some states!









Well this blog is run in all states and *shakes my head* quite frankly it's too painful to look at.








Girls! Girls! Why can't we have both?









I vote for us taking turns. Jboneapalooza, Klutzapalooza, ButtcrackSantapalooza...








FINE. We can *gag* compromise and make a "Vampapolooza" and include ALL the hot guys from the series. Who are VAMPIRES. So sorry Ginger, dogs need not apply.







Well how does that appease me? I'm not into cold, dead things. (unless their name is Eric Northman)








*imagining Eric Northman in the shower* I'm sorry, what did you say?








In the interest of League preservation, perhaps we should have Rob one week and Taycob the next. Or just Rob. All Rob, all the time. Oh wait. Maybe we need an impartial voice on this matter?







*raises hand* I'm impartial. *thinking we just do a Jacksperpalooza since he's the only one worth drooling over*








*dropping hands in defeat* Okay, FINE. How about we do a combination "Supernatural-Being-Palooza"? *grumbling* You can have your jailbait, and the rest of us get actual MEN. And Victoria. Because she's f*ckhawt.






Does that mean I can include Duncan McCleod of the Clan McCleod? He's supernatural.








OH. MY. GOD. There can be only one.

Now that Ginger brought up Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod I vote for a supernatural free-for-all. Seriously. I love him.








.... and I love you for that!

Twi-Gratitude

Ladies, it's Thanksgiving. A time to be thankful for the important things in life. You know, Twilight. What, you thought I was gonna go all Hallmark on you and talk about Mr. Rain and Baby Showers? Pshaw.

So, let's take a moment to share what we're grateful for in Twidom, besides the obvious extreme gratitude to Stephenie Meyer for giving us all of this in the first place. #suckup

Personally, I am truly, truly thankful for Kemmett's eyebrow.





Gawd, I love that f*cking eyebrow.





*sigh* Rain, I'd love to answer you honestly, but our blog's rating isn't high enough. So, since I can't give you the specific things that I (along with Mr. Meadow) am thankful for, I'll give you generalities. Rob apparently was thinking of quitting acting before Twilight. So instead of being a hippie guitar player in some pub in London for the rest of his life, he's now a mega-star. Which means I get to stare at him. Like this. *mouthing Thank You to Summit*









If you will excuse my shallow League sisters I would like to make a sincere gesture of thanks on this day. I would like to take this time to personally thank Randee Lynn and Monroe Jackson Rathbone IV for not only creating but raising such a hot piece of ass diversely talented man. I would also like to thank the casting director who saw fit to elevate the Twilight franchise by hiring Jackson to play the most do-able compelling character in the series, Jasper Whitlock Hale. If it were not for the Rathbones and said casting director we would all have to live our lives without this:







On this Thanksgiving, I'd like to give thanks to those who make my heart go pitter patter.





First off... Nathan Fillion.





I love Nathan in any role. Especially when he's naked.





And I'm thankful for Spike and all the nawty dreams he's inspired...





AND... thankful for Jace, who knocked Robert Pattinson out of my "list" completely. (notice he does NOT have a freaky-ass left nipple)





But if we're talking Twilight, I'd have to pick my boyfriend Jacob and his AMAZING body.








*thinking Jace looks an awful lot like @IrishCovenLiam and also wondering why Ginger is thankful for Billy Idol* *shrugs* You are crazy, Gingy. But I love you anyway.







I love you too Spank. Even though you kept spooning me in your sleep last weekend.

Since we're being all mushy, let me end with saying I'm most Twi-thankful for you Spank, Meadow and Rain. Without whom I wouldn't be Ginger. I love you guys.





From The League: Most of all we are thankful for you all who read our crazy blog every day, make us laugh with your comments, and make our 'jobs' as superheroes so much fun. We appreciate each and every one of you. Yep, even you guys that lurk or disagree with us. *mouthing* We love you. *wink*

She's a Barbie Girl

Barbie Bella and Ken Edward are now available for purchase. While I commend them for getting the skin-tone on Edward appropriately dead-ish, this Bella doesn't look nearly twitchy and skinny enough to be KStew's Bella. Also, she's smiling. Where's the pout?

Oh come on, as if a Barbie doll has EVER been realistic looking. And seriously, Edward looks like he's wearing a Michael Myers mask for Halloween. There is such a thing as too white.

I think my daughter's Patrick Dempsey Barbie is going to have some competition. (Yes, I bought my daughter a Robert from Enchanted instead of a normal Ken. Ken looks like he plays for both teams ifyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudo.)

I'm staying true to my Little Edward. Unless of course they come out with an Emmett barbie.

Oh Rain, they will just will reissue the Ken doll to be Twilight's Emmett. You know the dyed blonde gay Mattel doll.

*throws Little Edward at Spank*

I think Edward is supposed to be sparkly. I wonder if he's anatomically correct. *thinks of Vamp*

So, how many of these suckers do you think they have to sell to come out with a whole line? You know, a silver-changes-to-black Barbie Volvo? A victorian-manse-turned-post-modern-bi-level Dream House?

Hey I saw these in the store. Edward's skin is all glittery. I kept moving him to catch the light so he'd keep sparkling. Bella's doll looks really beautiful, so they obviously didn't use her as a reference.

*throws Little Edward at Ginger's head*

So, Ginger, did he twinkle when he was glittering? *wicked grin*

*snicker* Hey, look. I think I found the one they'll use for Jacksper:

Jasper can borrow Emmett/Ken's Tux if you ever want to take him out of his Homecoming Queen dress, Spank.

*picks up Little Edward and throws him at Meadow*