"The Full Robert"

According to this article on Examiner.com there's a full frontal scene of Rob in Little Ashes. Is it too much to hope that it's not "the tuck"? Because I think I can ignore some guy-on-guy for that.

How much do you want to bet it's the tuck picture? If it's not, I'll have to wait until a screenshot of it hits the internet. I can't watch that movie, no way, no how. Like I said, if I have to watch my Robward doing it "doggy style" with another dude, I will be TRAUMATIZED for life! Meadow, if you see it, sneak a picture of it with your phone for me, k?

If so, I want to take that picture and blow it up to scale to get an accurate sizing - just to answer the age old question, "does the size of one's feet have any bearing on sizing 'elsewhere.'" I also will see the movie because I believe his todger performance in the film will be a must-see.

I'm looking forward to seeing the movie any way you slice it. I can squint or mentally block out the other dude if need be. I'm also very anxious to see my RP play in more sexual scenes since Twilight really doesn't get us the "up-close" filth we all seem to crave! And it sounds like this movie get's pretty down and dirty. It'll be fun to watch him in a more passionate role. Don't forget, I have a photographic memory, I plan to replace the other man with myself for day-dreaming purposes. Bring it on, I can take it!

Oh, and I plan to take photographs and replace the other dude with myself. And then print it out. And frame it. *looking around* What? Too far?

Not if you're asking me! And Meadow, you've seen my desk.

Not at all! Though, I kinda think I'd STILL be traumatized if I saw Mr. Sparklepants giving it to YOU "doggy style".

At least I'm not photo-shopping his head on my wedding photo. Now THAT would be creepy.

Oh, you just gave me a great idea. I mean, yeah, that's creepy. I'll see you guys later, gotta find Mr. Ginger and talk to him about something, cough.

*looking at the rest of the League* What do you think she'd have to do to get him to agree to THAT??? Wait... On second thought, I don't want to know...

One word: Strawberries...

The Tuck

Ok, our readers are begging for us to discuss this picture. They're wish is our command!

(for original picture, CLICK HERE)

Ok, personally I'm not a fan of the "tuck." It kinda weirds me out. Now if this was the same shot of him un-tucked (from a wider shot where we could see his buns) and see the full monty in the mirror... I'd be all over that. I don't really care that he's not all toned. I'm not digging the hair, though I'm guessing I won't be noticing the hair so much with him lying on his back.

We can discuss it but I really don't want to criticize him because I love him he is a serious actor who has had to endure a lot of crap for this, er, craft. I know, I know, I am being a protective mama bear but, yeah, we should cover him, I mean, it, I mean the picture...

I'm with you and your Mama Bear instincts Spank. This picture isn't a picture of Edward or Rob, but of Dali. I think it's really brave of Rob to take on an unattractive role like this.

I know several RP fans who want to see this movie for all the acting nudity. Yes I know it shows lots of Rob in his birthday suit. But when it's all nude, all dude... I don't think I can handle it. Especially since I'd rather think of Rob loving women (specifically redhead women) instead of other men. That ruins my fantasy.

Honestly, I don't want to look at or discuss this picture. This isn't RP to me. But if our readers insist, I'm sure I can come up with something ... nope. I got nothin'. It leaves me speechless. (in a bad way)

I am not going to see this movie the same way men say they buy Playboy for the articles. I really do believe that this movie will be a very good story that will showcase Rob's ass enormous sperm pump talent. Seriously, I think this movie will prove that he's more than a stud, even if he's hung like one.

I'll let you watch it for me and tell me about it. If I have to watch him doing it doggy style with some dude, I'll be scarred for life.

You are looking at this the wrong way -- after this movie comes out, Rob is going to want to prove his manhood ... and that's when The League comes in. We have a caption for the feature... We're front page, baby!!

Hmm... You have a good point! Maybe we should be waiting at the premier to "comfort" him. *snicker*

Oh I think we can handle that!

What Would You Do?

Robert Pattinson's newest movie "Little Ashes" details the life of a young Salvador Dali and his love affair with the young poet Federico Garcia Lorca. This begs a very important question for the Twilight-Headed:

What would you do if you found out Robert Pattinson was gay? (Not that there's anything wrong with that...) Or, WORSE, would you do if Edward Cullen ended up being gay!?



You mean before Perez Hilton dresses up in nothing but a bow and mails himself to Rob? I'm pretty sure the earth would fall off its axis and the world would morph into utter chaos. Or maybe everyone on Team Edward's heads would explode. Kind of like in that movie, "Mars Attacks" where the aliens' heads explode when they play Tom Jones music. Yeah, like that.

I'm betting that's what Tanya thought after the umpteenth time she came on to Edward and he turned her down. I'm impressed he waited for Bella and all but I think if I'd been Edward I would've moved to Alaska by the time the 1960s hit. And if Rob Pattinson was gay I'd have two seperate but equal thoughts:

1. Figures.

2. I could turn him.

First I'd become a vampire (not sure exactly how to accomplish that in real life.) Second, I'd be a tracker so I could follow him around for eternity waiting for him to switch back. Hoping he would.

I'd become a man.

**Photo Courtesy Mr. Ginger and his mad Photoshop skills**