Alternate Reality

*sitting Spank and Ginger down* Listen, we need to have a little talk. I've been watching you on Twitter and you're kinda creeping me out with all the Role Playing talk. What is all this Role Play business? I mean, Ginger, you're flirting with a FAKE JACOB! The problems with that being that 1. He's FAKE, and 2. He's playing JACOB!!! *tapping toes impatiently* Explain yourselves.

What do you mean fake? *confused look*









Oh Jake! *stares dreamily into space*









*crosses arms and lets out an exasperated sigh* Rain, Spider, back me up here...








*drinking* I have noticed that almost every comment by Spank lately, she is increasing the amount of ****'s. Would that mean that at the start of the League she was in a vegetative state and could not move her body?

Well, Spank, do I need to remind you that you have not one, but a multitude of Jaspers on twitter vying for your love? And, AND, that you offered to get me "my own Emmett," because you are the Twitter Madam? Hmmmm?

I was just trying to be helpful, Rain. I could make the introduction. *whispers* Call me.

Spider, put down the bottle and FOCUS. We're berating her for her infatuation with a certain fictional member of the Cullen Family?! Role-Players, NOT for her language. Besides, you curse like a sailor too, that's a different intervention...

But, really, what is the attraction to these role-players? I just don't get it.

*Thinks of Jasper and beams*

WHAT Did you just TYPE Rain???? *wrapping duct tape around head to collect the pieces after it explodes* She WHAT!? And I've been whoring myself out there on Twitter left and, well a comment or two a week for an Edward?

UGH, not you too Spider! *looking around frantically* Am I the only one who hasn't drunk the kool-aid? And was the kool-aid spiked? I mean, if they're in character then shouldn't they only be flirting with their pretend significant others? Why is @WolfzJake flirting with Ginger? Isn't it bad enough that Jacob made out with Renesmee's mom? Does he need to have Twitter affairs too?

Speaking of spiked, did you know I have my own @GingersSpike? Oh yeah. Except I haven't seen him around lately. And @WolfzJake went after me. What can I say? I didn't go looking for it, but it just happened. He's just so smooth, I can't help it. And if we're being honest, he's the one that single handedly switched me from Team Edward to Team Jacob. *takes swig of Kool-Aid*




*pours herself another glass of Kool-Aid*

Ok Meadow, I'll pretend that I don't get it so you're not alone on this *wink* I do have a question, can you just imagine what the people on the other side of the keyboard probably look like? We are supermodel superheroes. I'm sure only losers with NO life would bother doing all that typing and dreaming about a "young adult" series. *shakes head in disgust* Psst Meadow, is that good enough?

*snorts* Thanks Spider. I knew I could count on you. *eyeing up the pitcher* Does the Kool-Aid make the Role Players's look like their characters? Because if so I suppose I could be convinced of the benefits of the dark side...

It's only a matter of time, Meadow. Only a matter of time. *hands you glass of Kool-Aid*

*scratching head at new thought* I can't believe you weren't THE FIRST one to drink that Kool-Aid Meadow. Then again, she's doing FF research with her spare time. BTW, you still haven't submitted your review for The Vamp. How's it cuming?