This week's Junior League Member is: Bella Black & White (better known as Patterson _Jo)
Superpowers: Able to make Ginger swoon with my Silver Tongue; Gemini Twin so I CAN be Edwards Bella and Jacobs Bella. I would willingly come between them in a Tent over and over again.Can swing from poetry to smut on a single line...should be vine but would like a line better.
I give good tent (see above)
I really CAN roll, I practice often.
My question is simple. Who is a better lover? Vampire, Werewolf or Wizard? Discuss amongst yourselves:
Seems one of our readers has a little girl-crush on you Ginger!!
I have a girl-crush on her too.
Great question. Hmmm... a vampire seems the obvious choice, but I'm not so sure about the cold, marble body. A werewolf might be too hot, and a wizard, well who knows? I guess I'm going to have to try one from each category to accurately answer this question. *snicker*
You know I've been re-thinking my position on this lately. I don't really want to uh... make love with a cold marble statue. And you guys know I don't like it doggy style. I'm saying wizard. Especially if it's that hunky Ronald Weasley. Just think of the little gingers we could have together when he works his spell on me again... and again... and again...
I'd have to go with Vampire - hands down (or behind my back, or running through his hair, hell hands down his pants)!
Werewolves are in the canine category so it's a whole lot of doggie style and they are finished in 5 seconds. He'd be done before I even knew we started. Now wizards are an incredibly lazy bunch who wave a wand or make a potion to handle the simplest of tasks. Can you REALLY see them exert the energy required to earn the title of Best Lover? Yeah, me either. Now vampires... they, by their very nature, exude lust, passion, desire... everything about them invites us in... and they can go all night without needing sleep. Case closed.
16 comments:
I'm with Spank on this one... ;)
Okay, let's think about this for a while...
With a vamp, they've had potentially centuries of practise in that department, but you'd be afraid they would accidentally kill you. Plus the whole cold, marble-statue thing might be a bit awkward, just imagine going up to the statue of David and trying to have your way with him (if he suddenly became animated of course).
A wizard is basically like a human, so they're not going to be super-great, but they might be great. Plus if it gets too dark, they can just 'Lumos' their wands (no, that's not meant to be dirty... This time...).
Werewolves are super-human. You're not likely to be going near them in wolf form, so with their super-strength, and super-heat, it might be the best of the lot. Trust me, I did not think I would come to that conclusion.
All-in-all, I'd chose Jasper in a heartbeat, so case closed. ;)
first of all i love Mr. Ginger's works of art but its just wrong to cover up any part of Alex Meraz especially his hip muscles!
:)
i think a vampire would have to hold too much back. you know, to keep from hurting me. probably the same goes for a wolf. so with this train of thought i will go with shadowhunter. i mean jace is hot, sexy, goes after what he wants, and wouldn't have to hold anything back. oh yeah!
@kmoye - Yes! A shadowhunter! I'll have to add that category to my research!
All of you make good points as to whether a vamp, wizard or wolf would make good lovers. I have thoroughly thought this through and here is my conclusion.
Wolves to me would be the one. They are only a wolf when there is danger. There would be no doggy style while they were human (unless you like it like that). There body temp is a bit higher than ours but it has been my experience that all Natives Americans have higher temps. Ginger you may not want to read this for you will not be able to look at your BTR the same again.
Also who isn't just a bit turned on when your lover is dark, with broad muscular shoulders glistening in the sun with a little perspiration after a couple hours of love making under the tree by the big pond. Heat so hot radiating off his body....Sorry got carried away.
Anyway wolf has my vote.
*taking cold shower*
@kmoye - Okay THAT wasn't one of the choices. Had it been, I'd be all over Jace like a rune mark on his body.
I totally agree with Spank, the vampires would be the best choice...come on, they don't even have to breathe...oh my - shakes head - Sorry, got lost in my fantasy for a second. But yes, definitely the sexy vamps...
Hi League!
Vamps all the way - I would easily take on Edward, Angel or Louis - they can go forever and are sexy as hell!!
kthnxbai!!!
I'm sorry, what was the question? I was too busy drooling over Snape.
@kmoye, Uh yeah, if Shadowhunter was a choice, I'd knock Spank out of the way and take Jace for myself.
Who to choose... who to choose...
I dont know... maybe I will agree with Rain here... try them all out at least once? Maybe even more...?? Hmmm...
So...
Vampires... too cold
Werewolves... too hot especially here in Greece where it is too hot more often...
Wizards... if we can choose the wizard... I would definitely go for Cedric Diggory... he can move his wand on me whenever he likes... *licks lips*
This is a question that has perplexed me for ages but you guys are helping my see the light.
On the one Hand Wizards work magic with their "wands" hmmmmmm. Dogs get you all hot and bothered but the fact that Vampires are permanently Hard and have no need to rest wins me over!!!!!
@Ginger Phew- I can come out of the closet with my Ron Weasley crush. I just want to teach him things.
As for the question at hand: I vote wolf: hot & steamy is the way to go sex-wise.
I was with Rain until I read Spank's response and then I got to thinking.
A cold winter Canadian day a wolf would warm me up. Take me to the Isle of Esme and I could bang a headboard or two entwined with that cold marble body on a hot day.... yea.... you know what I am talking about. The Wizard? Well, he could teach me a trick or two.
@Ginger_Swan - I just noticed the Barry White album in the background... smooth lover's too. LOL
Я тоже иногда такое замечала, только как-то прежде не придавала этому значения.
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