Saturday, June 27, 2009

Straight out of Compton



Stephen Moyer, who plays Bill Compton in True Blood had this to say about Robward: As for the competition, Twilight’s toothsome Robert Pattinson, Moyer simply says: “He’s a pussy! He’s the slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires.”



The League responds:




If by comparing Rob to Slim-Fast and Diet Coke he meant to imply that he tastes great and is less filling, I wholeheartedly agree.









"Oooooo Suhkie"










Hey, Ginger, that's my line!







I thought that was Bill's line. *wink*






Ginger Piss-ant.

If Stephen Moyer did say that then I sort of have to agree. Since watching the True Blood series (all in one day - last week) I immediatly said that True Blood and Bill Compton made Edward Cullen look like Mr. Sissy pants.

Now, don't shoot me but there is something very sexy about Mr. Compton. He's raw and gritty. Which is what drove many of the Twilight fans to fanfic. Had Stephanie Meyer written her series geared toward a slightly older age range then "fanficdom" wouldn't exist. I personally got full enjoyment/satisfaction (hehe) to actually see some vamps/humans seal the deal, hit a home run, do the nasty! But that's just me!






I know Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen is a fantasy of mine. And you, Mr. Compton, are NO Edward Cullen.









Spider, Edward is raw and gritty. Or at least he is in my dreams. Personally, I don't find anything sexy about Bill Compton. I have to admit I've only read the series and not watched, but he just annoys me most of the time.


Now, Eric Northman, on the other hand, apparently tastes great and is more than filling.






And he has 1,000 years of experience... Viking style.






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26 comments:

RacheLyn said...

I have to agree with Spider. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Edward, but being able to acting see some vamps and humans "seal the deal" was amazing. I'm also one of the Twilight fans that went to fanfic so I could real what happened during the blackout scenes of Breaking Dawn. To me, I love both vampires it different ways. Edward is the sweet/virginal one and Bill is the rip your clothes off and do me vampire.

Anonymous said...

"I know Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen is a fantasy of mine. And you, Mr. Compton, are NO Edward Cullen.
"

I have to agree with Spank, Compton is NO EDWARD!!!!!!!!! the pic says it all. ***Sparkles****

Lori said...

It's like comparing apples to vampires. They're just different models. It's like cars. They're both Toyotas and one is a Land Cruiser and the other is a Prius. I like them both for their very own reasons. Now. Having said that. ERIC NORTHMAN IS THE SHIT! Man, I’ve got it bad for that Vamp…

Anonymous said...

Yeah I read Bill's little comment in USA Today. I think Bill might be scared of a little competition. I must admit I like Bill's direct approach. He gives Suhkie exactly what she and Bella wants right away, but I don't care. I still want Edward. I would wait a 100 years if he would promise to give me what I wanted. Ummmm *fainted and hit my head on the keyboard-I back now*. Like I was saying Edward is still hotter.

kt said...

why cant we all just get along?... in my bed? sometimes i need a rough and dirty bill compton and sometimes i need careful and afraid to break me edward cullen. my mom always told me to share.

Caitlin said...

Edward Cullen could kick ugly-what's-his-face ass anyday of the week thank you very much. And as for Him being a pussy... you are what you eat? Right girls? Well what Rob eats anyway, but I don't know Edward does like blood....


Okay I can't believe that I just went here.

Anyway....

Yeah I'm sorry I don't see anything sparkly special about this douche, so he can kiss my edward lovin' ass.

Spider Monkey said...

@Mr. & Mrs. Ginger -


Dude, those pictures rock!

MystifyMe said...

Phhbbt!!!
[IMG]http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj304/MA-ZING_NUTBUCKET/MACKIE/Picture5.jpg[/IMG]

crazylife said...

I agree with Spank and Anon. I am a Edward Cullen girl.

Remember the broken headboard...

Have you ladies seen the photo at NewMoon.org? Now that is what I am talking about....

No comparison.

jldisneyjunkie said...

{Puts my head into my hands shaking head side to side} SpidrMonkey! My dear sweet Spidr.

Edward can play in the sun, Bill? Nope.
Edward can resist the urge to drink from a human, Bill? Yeah not so much.
Edward knows how to cover up a "crime" scene, Bill? Doesn't know the difference between trashing a place and a tornado!

LOL Just some food for thot love!

Jenny Jerkface said...

I have to agree with Spider. There is something very sexy about Bill Compton. And I love the way he says 'Sookie'...

Gingersnaps said...

"Suuuuuhkie"

jldisneyjunkie said...

LMAO he doesn't say Sookie .... it's like Su-kay LOL

Ilaria said...

Compton is sexy, the series is good, but he is NO Edward Cullen. If SM was less of a prude, we would have a very good saga, without having to start fantasizing about a raw and gritty Edward, which we can obviouslly ALL agree on. Yes, and Hallelujah for fan fiction, filling THOSE gaps. But why does Mr. Compton have to be so mean? If you are so kickass, why do you feel the need to crush other fictionary vampires? HBO better step up with the make-up department, cause their vampire sure looks aged, and his wrinkles are gonna get worse and worse! Sorry, did i go overboard?

Snarkier Than You said...

I don't know what it is about Bill but he makes me go "Uhhhhhhuhuhuhu..." and Robward makes me go "Squeeeee!!!" - two totally different things (clearly. er, right?) but both are very, very good...

I don't have much of a list, but they're both on it, coexisting quite nicely.

: )

Anonymous said...

Hi, my name is Amanda and I love Lestat, Edward Cullen, Bill Compton, AND Eric Northman.

Just call me a fictional vampire slut. I am an equal opportunity Vamp lover. Vamps of all shapes, sizes, age, and level of bad ass. I like vamps that are whiny and take immortality for granted, suicidal vamps (Louis much) , vamps who looove to be vamps, and vamps who are enamored with humans.

How is this possible you ask?

Why wouldn't you want more bite for your buck? If you could have a vampy threesome, wouldn't you want variety?

SHExDEvL1 said...

to me it just sounds as if he's trying to be like Elvis Presley when he talks. It gets kind of annoying.

I'll take Edward/Robert any day. His smoldering eyes and those lips...he can do me however he wants.

Anonymous said...

Edward is a pussy...sorry, but he´s a virgin!!!!!!!! How great can he be?! first times sucks (and not in a good way). Eric is 1000 years old, and he´s a real bad boy vamp. I liked Edward, but I looooooooove Eric. Even Bill is better than Edward in that sense. And of course that as far as vamps goes... I don´t know...Edward is just too right and nice.

crazylife said...

suckerforvampires

I believe I speak for many and I do mean many when I say that I would be willing to assist Edward in overcoming the virgin problem. All it takes is a little practice!!!

Chrissi said...

Bill Compton is the raw, gritty version of a vampire, a bad boy in every sense of the phrase. No holding back, no pretending to be something he isn't. Dirty, and what is the more common idea of a vamp. Edward Cullen is the good vampire, and the one that can lead a normal life, so therefore he can imagine not drinking human blood etc (oh, and he's loyal). So how do you chose? I for one am choosing Edward (well, Jasper actually), because I love how civilised, brooding and sexy he is. But I haven't seen Bill in action yet, just in the books.

I like Edward because he gets to be normal. He can go out in the sun, doesn't sleep in a creepy coffin, resists being primitive, and quite frankly he has a smile and a body to die for.

Bramblemoon Farm said...

Is he the main vamp, the one Sookie loves/lusts after? I only saw one show and thought he was wimpy? But maybe if I saw more of them? That's a lot of question marks isn't it? BAHAHAHAHAHHA Edward is 17 forever and that vamp is what, like 35 or something?

HollyCullenComptonSalvtore said...

I love Edward and i love Bill! I think i like my boys scruffy :D Im not sure who's cuter as a vamp. At first when i saw bill i thought " ew why does everyone love him" but as you carry on watching it. He gets cuter :3 <3 I love anything to do with vampires. I also love stefan and damon salvatore from Vampire Diaries :D It keeps my vampire needs to a regular basis :P

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