Friday, June 26, 2009

Battle of the Bulge




Suddenly I have a craving for hot sausage.










All I can say is I'm sad he's not wearing sweatpants. I can't even tell if he's circumcised or not!









I may not be in my twenties anymore, but I'm not that old. Yes, my contacts are IN. I just don't see anything. Do you think that maybe I do see it, but there's "nothing" to see??? My worst nightmare has come true. RP has a pencil ____!









Spider I have to agree with you. Taylor is putting Rob to shame and that's just all kinds of wrong!










You guys are SO wrong. Keep in mind that it is unseasonably cold in New York right now AND it has been raining a lot and ...

You know what...? I am NOT going to justify his love. If you have a problem with Rob's "member" go join Team John Holmes.







I'm with Spank on this. And, Spider! How could you even say that? Pencil___? No way. I'm not sure I even know who you are right now.

Think what you will, but I'm going to stay in my own private fantasy land- where there is nothing about Rob that would make you think that he is lacking in any department.





Maybe he's a grower.












He does have Chia hair - maybe he also has a Chia ____??












The only penis envy I have is that someone else gets to have it - and by someone else I mean Kristen Stewart.











That is utter NonSTENse. How could you even go there? Gag.









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14 comments:

ciaobella058 said...

Now ladies......... I think maybe he is wearing briefs and it's a little twisted up. And by the looks of his face he kinda looks pissed anyway.

Taylor was wearing sweats and obviously no underwear to hold it.

This pencil idea just can't be.

Lady Hale said...

I'm going with Spider and Ginger on this one...but then again I'm finding Rob less attractive by the day...maybe I've just gotten sick of CONSTANTLY seeing his face EVERYWHERE!!

lickhimright said...

oh god! this could be something in his pocket! what are you ladies looking at? tsk tsk tsk... unbelievable... and I thought you were a PG13 blog... pfff...

Jen said...

Chia___? BWAHAHA! Nice one.

Okay I have to sort of agree with Spider here. I'm not seeing anything. Maybe the jean wood is deceiving and all we are seeing is pant wrinkles because something makes me think boyfriend is stacked. I'm married to a guy who could be his body double and well... ;).

I just can't believe he's a pencil boy. It just can't be.

Erin said...

OME! I have to get another new keyboard...geez ladies! LOL!

Uh...yeah...I can't look at that picture of Taylor...it makes me feel dirty.

Remember, he is wearing jeans and it has been cold. Oh yeah, I apparently he can cause buildings to crumble with a kiss..so just think what he could do if there was more! O_O

GallifreyReject said...

lmao!

Ladies!! I needed a laugh this AM lol

HE could be donning a jock strap. Has to protect the lil Robbies, ya know! I don't think its that skinny or small...lol

Wheaty's Girl Creations hearts twilight! said...

LADIES!!! SIMMER DOWN..I AM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT THINGS THAT LOOK SMALL...WHEN THEY GET EXCITED..DONT STAY THAT WAY AND SOMETIMES..YOU ARE IN AWE CAUSE YOU NEVER IMAGINE IT COULD GET THAT EXCITED..OR UM..BIG..SO TIL YOU SEE THEM 'EXCITED' LETS JUST WAIT TO JUDGE..WORKING ON MAKING JACOB EXCITED..WILL LET YOU KNOW HOW IT TURNS OUT. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Sabrina said...

Don't you think his jeans are a little baggy though? I have to stick up (ha ha) for Robbie because I refuse to believe it's anything other than impressive...Have you seen his fingers?????

Anonymous said...

Surely we all know, it's not the size of the instrument, but how they play it... and Rob is a brilliant musician... I'd play a duet with him... yummy

beesue said...

Ladies,

Check out the picture below.
It is a little more impressive because I think our boy is
"freeballing'''''''''''''''!!

http://twitpic.com/8h3c5

Anonymous said...

Ok - I feel dirty at seeing that Taylor pic - that is wrong.

Rob is from England - it is not the norm to circumsize there - so its a safe bet that he isn't

Rachel said...

I'm so with you Ginger!! Taylor is totally putting Rob to shame!! From these 2 pics, I would totally go for Taylor rather than Rob. I've had plenty of "pencils" in my life and well, Rob seems to fit in with that whole pencil thing. I'm sorry girls, but Taylor takes the cake with this one!!

In the battle of the Pencil, I declare Taylor the weiner!!!

Anonymous said...

Uhum. Hilarious...ladies? Come on Taylor is PG-17. His sausage is off limits. Makes me feel like R. Kelly. A little creepy.

Toeknee said...

ohh man...I love Rob to death but the thought of seeing his....manhood kinda bothers me. It takes away from my imagination. Let's leave this part to the imagination.

BTW...I really don't see anything...perhaps I am blind....l