Thursday, December 17, 2009

Creepy Merchandise: Wolf Wear

source: hot topic

I SOOOOOO need this.

Wolf ears? REALLY? *rolling my eyes* Why doesn't Hot Topic just sell a tee with tan abs painted on it and be done with it?

Does the vampire hoodie come with built in air conditioning?

I don't believe so. It's supposed to make you hot.

Or maybe Hot Topic should make an Emmett hoodie with grizzly bear ears and fur. And an Edward one with a mountain lion tail. I mean, if they're going to put wolf ears on a hoodie, why not keep on going with the ridiculous?

Should Jasper's come with a blood stain on it?

I always pictured Jasper as very neat eater. True southern gentleman and such.



SweetLikeSandi said...

DUH! Jaspers comes with a horse head and tail!

Susan said...

*snickers* I agree Meadow, I would think that Jasper would have tucked in a napkin or something and his pinky out.

myjacob said...

omg i need that!

Ilaria said...

@Rain grizzly bear ears and mountain lion tail? and then we will all look like we came out of where the wild things are! LOL

Although it makes sense to get a Jacob Hoodie to make you warm *ducking*

Anonymous said...

Dear Author !
You obviously were mistaken

Erin said...

That is just wrong on so many levels.