Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Tranny Travesty







Oh no no no. OH HALE NO! Since when did they decide to make a tranny Jacob doll?







*laughs hysterically* Look! Jacob's a "bitch."








*Throws my Jacob candle at Spank*








I don't know, Jacob's not THAT bad. I think it's the angle. And the fact that they obviously used a female body. *snicker* I'm more concerned with why Bella looks like Naomi Judd here. Does she come with a pull string that plays "Why Not Me"?





Why does Edward's hair look like he stuck his cold marble finger in the socket?







I'm sorry, I'm still trying to get past the fact that there is a magazine called, "Fashion Doll Quarterly." *ewww face*







What? I have a subscription to that magazine. But not really.






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11 comments:

Kittenmaia said...

Wow.... never been so very scared of dolls in my life...

GE0RGiE_P0RGiE said...

@Spank At least the Jasper action figure looks better than those things!

Those are just terrible...

stephdc said...

omg.. Jacob.. roflmAo.. dude looks like a lady ;-)

edward reminds me of those japanese cartoon dudes.. or the hair does anyway.

and bella.. she doesn't look like Naomi Judd to me.. she kind of reminds me of Leighton Meester off of Gossip Girl..

@GE0RGiE_P0RGiE where is this Jasper action figure you speak of? I must have one!

(Molly) Twinatic said...

Ahahaha!!! Laughing so hard at both the fact that there's a magazine such as that, but, also that the fact that Jacobina is wearing more makeup than Bella!!! J looks FIERCE!!!

Hoping 4 More said...

LOL they're pretty funny. But the eyes are pretty awesome compared to the other dolls at least.

Erin said...

That is just disturbing

Moonsanity said...

OMG that is so funny I just can't stand it. Jacob looks SO WRONG. Who the heck designed that doll? Oh, and why is there a magazine devoted to fashion dolls?

SweetLikeSandi said...

It's Jillian from The Biggest Loser!

GE0RGiE_P0RGiE said...

@stephdc Here's a pic of the Jasper action figure. It comes out in January.

http://twitpic.com/qf6yz

(Molly) Twinatic said...

if they put out a jasper that's not half bad (that one didn't look too terrible) I'll then get the alice (have been holding off until now)

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