Monday, November 23, 2009

Romance FAIL!


According to this People Magazine article, Rob says "I can't think of a single romantic thing that I've ever done, I would never serenade someone to be romantic."
Why are people still worshiping him? I bet Taylor would serenade me with his "Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream" song for me.

Personally I would be a little freaked out by a serenade. Unless you do it like John Cusack in "Say Anything" and just hold your boombox or er, iPod speakers, and let Peter Gabriel do the work. And, I think I'd find anything Rob did romantic. Make me some Hot Pockets and get me a beer - that's romance to me if you look like Robward.

Romance is nice and all at first but flowers die and songs end... Hot Pockets and Beer last forever!

Exactly Rain. The guy's 23. How many 23-year-olds are out there renting out yachts equipped with a string quartet for Valentine's Day or something? Besides, if he is dating KStew what sort of romantic gesture would he need to make? "Hey love, I bought the good hash. Happy Anniversary!"

Well, you know what 23 year old guys do have? Stamina! And that goes a LONG way #ifyouknowwhatimeanandithinkyoudo

yeah but the reason we fell in love with Edward was how romantic he was. Rob is his polar opposite yet we are still obsessed with him. And by "we" I mean "you."

No, I pretty much fell in love with Edward because of the prospect of having hot eternal vampire sex. Like the saying goes, Edward is good at everything. *raising eyebrow* As for Rob, I'd be willing to teach.



CuddleBug said...

You guys are hilarious. Even my husband loves reading this blog.

Rob doesn't need to be romantic. There just needs to be lots of hawt schmexing.

Ginger, are you saying hawt schmexing ISN'T romantic?

Rachael1042 said...

I don't believe that for a second. Did you see the video where he poured water for Emma Watson during an interview? Now that's romantic. *melts*

Gwen said...

I think it's his way of trying to throw off us old, er, more mature women who are lusting after him. I mean really, maybe he's just a tad creeped out by this multi-generational obsession. IF Robsten isn't true, then how's he ever going to find a girl his age? 23yo girls would be horribly jealous of all the, er, MATURE women going after him. So yeah, it's his way of throwing us off his tracks so he can grow up ;).

Spank Ransom said...

Gwen, I love your rationale! LOL

Rob's Swiss Miss said...

You guys had me at Hot Pocket and Beer :)

Although seriously, the guy would be deemed romantic if he so much as looked your direction. So he really can't fail.

He's trying to throw us off the scent trail...ain't workin' honey!

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