Mr. Rain's birthday is coming up and I've found the perfect thing for him! It's just the thing for every Twilight-Widower out there! Ladies, I give you, the Edward Cullen Voodoo Doll!!(I don't think we should link to it though to save this creator some embarrassment. Especially since she says that "Edward's smile hides his fangs." WHAT? FREAK.)
Bwahahahahahaha Rain!Okay, okay, so it's marketed as an "adorable handmade Edward doll for Twilight fans," but let's be honest. What Edward-loving woman in her right mind would want this freaky thing? Oh that's SOOOO an Edward Voodoo doll. "adorable Edward doll" my @ss. Maybe we should send one to that TwilighterWidower guy. Mr. Ginger would have no use of an Edward Voodoo doll. He knows where my true heart lies. With Nathan Fillion, of course.
This doll looks like a poorly dressed gingerbread man with bad hair. In sum, he looks like something to eat. Which really, isn't that what we all think of when we think of Edward?Um... no. I usually think of him eating me. *slaps hand across mouth* Did I just say that out loud? 
2 comments:
OMG! That so made my day! hahahaha
Yeah... seriously creepy!!! I've seen it before though and thought WTF???
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