Thursday, August 20, 2009

The Bucket List




Okay League, we need to talk. I don't know if I'm ready for New Moon. I can barely read the book (I usually skip it when re-reading the series), so how am I going to sit through the movie? Seeing all these images of Jacob and Bella, I mean Taylor and Kristen, together is making me feel a bit woozy.





I bought Entertainment Weekly (and watched all the videos of interviews from the photoshoot) and I can't get over how cute they are in a brother/sister kinda way. I think that's totally going to come across on screen. And, by the way, is Kristen just coming into her own as a beautiful woman, or am I just coming out of the closet?





*grabs puke bucket* Uh, yeah, Spank, I agree *cough* she is really maturing and becoming a "beautiful" woman. Although, I would prefer to call her a semi-decent looking skank. But what we really need is a name for these two. I have a few suggestions: TaylorStew, Krislaut, TStew, KTaylor...




*takes puke bucket from Spider and adds my own contribution to it* K.Stew a beautiful woman? What was that they said about beauty and the eye of the beholder? I guess I'm not beholding the same thing you are.







I just love her personal style and she is effortlessly pretty. Um, did I mention I read the articles too?








*blocks out Spank* Lautstew, Jabella, BitchDog, Crab Twins ...









I don't know about the Jacob part. I HATED Chapters 3-11 of New Moon as much as the next Team Edward player, but after seeing the brief clips of New Moon (and specifically of shirtless Jacob) I might actually like the movie adaptation of that part of the book.






Uh, seriously? shirtless Jacob? I'll be needing that bucket next, please.








*ignores talk of shirtless Jacob* T.Bonestew, Staler, Taystew and my personal favorite, KrisLautNot. There! Now, Spank, are you finished with your K.Stew love fest that yet? *grabs bucket back*








Guys, I think I'm gonna be sick.






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12 comments:

ciaobella said...

Ok Spider..... I like the name Jabella, it's very catchy. And yes, as much as I hate to admit it, the piss ant is very pretty. *cough, choke*

AetherPrincess said...

I'm 100% with Spider on this one...the mere thought of 'beautiful woman' and KStew being somehow connected is enough to make me want to shove a pencil through my eye!!

And Spider...I personally LOVE T.Bonestew...I think that's the pick of the bunch!!

Also...I haven't agreed with Ginger in awhile it would seem but...it looks like it's Ginger and Spider that are my girls!! We redheads know how things really are!

Joeysmom713 said...

How about KrisTay...ya know a strange play on Christy..lol

Ilaria said...

Pass the bucket, please! KStew a beautiful woman...??? she is pretty ad they can make her look prettIER but when she is on her own, she is a total mess...have you seen the pics of her leaving the salon yesterday? Please! You're not in Joan Jett mode anymore, snap out of it. And Jett herself seems to be more put together. THAT WIG/WEAVE better be a GOOD ONE!

Diane said...

Sadly, the pics you posted of "BitchDog" were cute, but it may because Kristen wasn't scowling (and I didn't have to watch her acting).

I think people will hate Jacob's long hair wig enough to not buy that Bella is actually attracted to him, but he will look better when his hair is shorter.

But everyone will cheer when she leaves him standing by the curb to go save Edward.

SFT said...

Rain-When you say 'woozy' do you mean cause you are pro-Jacob/Bella or against? Because let me say, I just saw the new trailer and then immediately bought EW just the other day, and I am damn torn on the whole Jacob/Bella thing now (no what am I saying...Edward 4eva!)

imbeingheldhostage said...

Jacob who?

Rain Storm said...

@SFT - Kind of woozy like I don't think I can handle this whole thing. They actually look cute together and I think Taylor can definitely play off having a crush on Kristen/Bella. I'm so confused! *smiles*

SFT said...

Oh okay, I got you Rain. That's exactly how I feel, and I feel like I'm cheating on Edward! They made the trailer with scenes between Jacob/Bella look so cutesy in that omg-if-Edward-didn't-exist-I'd-take-Jacob way (like when he lifts the motorcycle up and Bella stares at him in awe) but I think the almost-kiss between the two really threw me. Don't know whether to cringe or get a teensy bit excited. That kinda sums up my feels about NM coming out--excited but scared!

dazzledbyhim said...

While I don't like the Bella/Jacob thing, I AM a fan of Taylor and Kristen. And I'm with you Spank, I think she's pretty too. :)

Brenda Jean said...

How about TayStew? Sounds like a bad canned stew. BAHAHAHAHAHA Taylor is so cute it's makes me want to puke after I puke into the puke bucket about K. looking beautiful. I would agree if she didn't look like she was high most of the time. Geesh, put the bong away please. I want to slap her hands and tell her she's robbing the cradle with Taylor. Okay, I'm off my soapbox now.

Wheaty's Girl Creations hearts twilight! said...

Krislautnot...love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nonsten!!!!!!!!