Friday, August 7, 2009

Aunt Flo meet the Cullens?





I have a certain question about Edward and Bella that comes up about once a month. Seriously, how does Edward (or the rest of the Cullens for that matter!) handle Bella's monthly visitor? I know this is gross, but it's BLOOD and they're VAMPIRES who are abstaining from human blood. Does Bella take a week off from the Cullens? How does Edward handle her "human moments" during Aunt Flo's visit?




Vampax









Uh, TMI Rain!!! *snicker*








If I were Bella/Piss Ant, I don't think I'd ever have my period because I'd be in ovulation mode 24/7 with Edward around. Yowzer babe!









You know... Bella's time of the month might just be the time Edward can have his cake and eat it too.


I can't believe I just said that.







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17 comments:

Meghanface said...

Oh Ginger..

that was bad...

hehehe.

Jo Patterson said...

As Always Ginger the iceing on the cake!!!! LMFAO

Ninja Fanpire said...

I've pondered this question myself, and I've heard it's one of the many mysteries that Stephanie has already addressed.

But, perhaps this can illustrate what happens: http://initial-brainfreeze.deviantart.com/art/Twilight-Comic-Special-Time-106469042

~Jamie said...

Ginger just totally made me gag.

Stephenie says it has something to do with dead blood, right?

Ninja Fanpire said...

Actually, I think I meant this one, but that one is funny as well: http://hikarurouge.deviantart.com/art/Twilight-Time-of-the-Month-99473207

Ninja Fanpire said...

That's what I heard Jamie, although I don't think I ever checked it out for myself

Lori said...

You're right Jamie. Stephenie has been asked that question many times and the answer is indeed "dead blood". I also love that Stephenie has commented that the question of Bella's period and Edwards handling of it grosses her out. :)

Monica said...

Oh Ginger! And you said Rain was TMI?!? LMAO!! Great way to start the morning. So does that mean Aunt Flo is dead and we're being visited by a ghost? lol

Joeysmom713 said...

I have to admit I have thought about this one numerous times. But Ginger...lol

Gwen said...

My husband keeps walking by making slurping noises. Thanks a whole lot Ginger. :P

Tracy said...

Ginger - ew! LOL

@rosenfie

haleygolightly said...

BAHAHAHA... this is why we love the league. they make oral sex references. thank the twi-gods for you girls.

Cheryl said...

@Ginger- ROFLMFAO! That was by far the best thing I've read all day.

Bri said...

lol Ginger.

I think I may have thrown up a little in my mouth.

...but at least that's better than what Edward apparently has in his.

*shudders*

Diane said...

You guys think what Ginger said is gross, well I read an article from a guy making fun of Twilight fanfic and the one he chose to use an example of how absurd it was, was about exactly what Ginger said. IT WAS SOOOOOOO DISGUSTING!

It scared me that some one actually wrote it and thought it was "sexy". BLECH!

bjones0011 said...

... He will have his cake and eat it wont he... I acually wondered this myself..

Nikki Maree said...

Meadow once suggested a fanfic called 'The List', which contained a couple of rather disturbing chapters on this topic. Lets just say after reading it, I wanted to pour bleach into my eyes.