Friday, July 10, 2009

Jeanward





Ok, Rob oozes sex, but I think that bedazzled jean vest is acting like some sort of krytonite barrier. I'm not feeling it.









What. Were. They. Thinking? The only rational explanation for this is that Reba McIntyre was having a photo shoot next door and wardrobe got mixed up. Please people, do not EVER put Rob in a woman's vest again and expect us to find it sexy!

Although, I do have to admit that I was able to look past the vest and see the top of his boxer briefs, thus confirming what I knew all along to be true. And, hello happy trail!






I did notice the top of his boxer briefs and those nicely fitting snug jeans, but then I noticed the bedazzled jean vest again and all my twitching went away.








We just went from dazzled to bedazzled... But, wait! Has anyone noticed the hope diamond sized bulge in his jeans? Back to dazzled... *not looking up*








Does being a part of The League mean that I can't admit when Rob Pattinson takes a bad picture? I hope not. Neither one of these are good. The first one looks, well, just plain odd. The second one looks like they pulled him out of the hotel too early and his teeth are yellowing from all the coffee and butts! Rob, I love you man, but these here pics, just aren't my king of Rob Pattinson...

And in the "wet" picture, the dude looks like he's f'ing freezing cold, and like: " is this almost done, I have to pretend like I know how to ride a bike in like an hour.... and I need a ciggy.






I agree Spider - he does look cold. Perhaps I should go and warm him up...









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10 comments:

Rachel said...

I loved these pictures! I actually never noticed he had a bedazzled jacket on until you ladies said something. There's just something about that bulge that I can't take my eyes off of!!! Yummy!

GallifreyReject said...

So that's where my bedazzler went!!

Lady Hale said...

Hmmmm yeah I'm not feelin' it!!

Maybe it's just that a second ago I saw a smokin' pic of Jackson with his sexy mohawk and I'm now jaded?!

Chrissi said...

Okay, now, everyone has their off days, clearly he can't always look good in pics, but I would've thought that they'd pick a better shot than that one. Unless it was the best one of the lot *looks mildly horrified*

His hair looks way too styled, and no man should put on a bedazzled denim vest with or without a shirt underneath (though I'm thankful that at least there's no shirt this time). Actually, on second thoughts, no man should wear a denim vest after the 90's. Kudos on the pants, though.

Rob, please stay true to who you are. I know it's hard... I mean difficult, but you've got a whole support network right here. Take some tips from Jackson, he seems pretty laid back...

MamaStesha said...

Well, if Rob and Kristen are sharing tee shirts, maybe he borrowed the vest from the Joan Jett shoot...

Ilaria said...

After seeing these pictures, I understand why Rolling Stone never used them (cause let's admit it, they kinda suck!). But what I am more upset/surprised about is about the photographer of this photoshoot. YOU, PHOTOGRAPHER, have the chance to shoot one of the hottest stars and this is the best you can do? I am sure you put your fist in your mouth, after seeing the hype about the GQ spread.

crazylife said...

Hello League

Rain: Reba and vest (ha ha) that is the only reasonable explanation I would come up with as well.

As far as I am concern the happy trail is the only thing that saves this photo, not the best Rob photo. I never thought I would say that.

Ginger the twitching too funny

thank you ladies for my morning giggle.

HappyHourSue said...

1985 called; It wants its vest back.

Duchess said...

We've all had the bad hair days... anyway... there are better pix to look at from the editors US this month... the cover has the photogenic Rob we all know and love..." the sexy stars of twilight..."

Caitlin said...

Well as you guys know I'm a superhero too, and I have amazing X-ray vision, even with pictures. So I didnt notice a thing he was wearing (because I never do) until I read what you said. And the Bedazzeled jean jacket is a little too much Robstu for my taste.


But contrary to Ginger, I am feeling it. Feeling it quite well actually. ;D I mean it's hard not to feel something that big in between your...


Well, you get the picture ;D