Saturday, June 6, 2009

What Not To Wear - Alice





Uh, is it just me... or does Alice look like Little Red Riding Hood in that scarf?









I don't know, the scarf isn't so bad. It does cover up that mediocre wig.










Ginger, I think you're confusing Little Red Riding Hood with Alice's encountering the big bad (and by bad I mean worthless) wolf in Forks. "My what big (white) teeth you have."








I want to know what the deal is with that power suit jacket she's wearing. Did her "Plan B" involve Italian banking?









Alice is channeling vintage Sophia Loren. You know what they say, when in Rome... or Tuscany... um, I mean Volterra.










It's possible that the calming powers of Jasper have relaxed her SO much that she thought she was auditioning for the making of Steel Magnolia's II?







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15 comments:

Rachel said...

That scarf reminds me of my grandmother...not very Alice like if you ask me. She's she supposed to be very fashion forward in the books? What happened??

Ninja Fanpire said...

If Ashley had been allowed to pick her own wardrobe, I'm sure this fashion disaster would never have happened.

Well, seems the costume designer isn't perfect......

Lady Hale said...

Oh dear...another Twilight fashion fail!!

Lady Hale said...

@Rachel...You're so right. Alice was always fashionable in the books...this is kinda old school.

Beth said...

Is there a re-make of Thelma and Louise being filmed in Italy, that we don't know about?

Lady Christina said...

Yet another 'fabulous' job by the wardrobe department. What's next, potato sacks for all (maybe not such a bad idea, if you know what I mean)? I assume that the wardrobe department is actually comprised of work-experience kids (interns), so let's give Summit a round of applause for employing the otherwise unemployable *starts slow mocking clap* Now really, where is that bigger budget being used, not on wigs, that's for sure...

Lady Hale said...

Maybe the costume department should be taking fashion tips from KStew herself...oh hang on...I take that back.

We want them to look good right?

If they sought out KStew's opinion not only would they all be wearing mis-matched clothes and not have their hair in a reasonable state, but they'd all look like early-90s throw-backs...have you seen the shirt's tied in knots that she's wearing? That look was bad when I was a kid...and it's still seriously hidious!!

Beth said...

Are you sure they are filming New Moon and not little Britain?

reelhimin.now said...

@Spider
Steel Magnolia II? mahahahahaha

@Rachel
Yea, scarf is quite strange. Grama! mahahaha. my grama does have a scarf like that, i think.

@Lady Hale
I bow down to you in deep respect. Not sure where they are going with all this but they definitely need some help.

winking @The League
whispering i'm back.

lickhimright said...

Ok then...

As always I am ready to sacrifice myself for the Twilight Saga welfare...

Summit... I will be your costume thingy (I dont know how it is called...) if you like me too. No money needed. Just let me get close to Rob... and I'm gonna collect my payment...

*wink at reelhimin*

beesue said...

Hi League!

Maybe they were going for the Grace Kelly look in "To Catch a Thief" or Audrey Hepburn in "Breakfast at Tiffanys"? CW may be just trying to class the Cullens up after CH's Bohemian Raphsody!!! Hopefully- it will work in the move - trying to be nice here - I REALLY like Alice, too!

Caitlin said...

She's wearing a scarf becuase she is out in the daylight you guys!! C'mon get it straight!! Our dear Robward is not the only sparklenator out there!

And you call yourselves Twi fans!


Laughing out Loud,
but no seriously, I'd rather have her wearing burmeese head scarfs than that new trend going around of wearing your bathing suit and leggings everywhere... Anyone else with me?

MystifyMe said...

Hey League!
Maybe they were going for the Garbo Monaco look...but failed.
Ashley always looks hot, but the babuska look isn't happening.

MystifyMe said...

Hey League!
Maybe they were going for the Garbo Monaco look...but failed.
Ashley always looks hot, but the babuska look isn't happening.

Mystify Me said...

OoOOPS