Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Junior League: Spidey Sense





This week's Junior Member is Ashley, from Twilight This!
Superhero Name: Eclipsa
Superpower: Able to fry a grown man's brain with one word -"Twilight"


Ok, quick question for the League: In the Prom scene of the Twilight Movie when you can see Victoria glaring out at Edward and Bella, shouldn't Edward know that she is there? Can't he read her mind? Very confusing. Some of my friends have suggested that it is because Edward is distracted - but vampires think of more than 1 thing at once?







Edward couldn't see that she was there because Bella had one of her hands down his pants. No man, not even Edward can think of more than one thing if that were happening to him.









*snicker* And here I thought Victoria brought some sort of vampire kryptonite that would block Edward's Spidey sense. I'm guessing it was the rug she was always wearing on her shoulders.









Spank is pretty sure the problem was that Edward's gaydar was so strong with Eric's fierceness at the prom that it caused interference with all other typically heightened senses.









Oh, Spider, how can you put that image in my head? The only person I want to think about with her hand down Edward's pants is me.










Hmmm.... good point, Rain. Am visualizing it right now, except with MY hand down his pants. Or with his hand down my pants. *need a cold shower now*









Um, given that Edward's hands are ice cold is the cold shower intended to help you finish that train of thought?










Damn it! I was confusing Rob with Edward again. My bad.











You got the wrong idea. I wasn't being "dirty." You know Edward wouldn't allow such a thing. He's a gentleman. Her hand was down his pants because when he psyched her out on the bite and kissed her neck instead, she reached down the back of his pants and gave him a wedgie!







Um, Rob goes commando. Don't ask me how I know this.











How do you know this? Oh, right. You said don't ask. My bad.







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12 comments:

Total Fanpires said...

No, No Ginger, Victoria was wearing a SHEEP, not a rug....at least thats what i thought.
And Rob goes commando...Me likey maybe in Breaking Dawn...just maybe...

Ninja Fanpire said...

You....You....You....Change the picture for Junior Leaguers?! :(


Alright, I've thought long and hard about this, and it all makes perfect sense. Edward KNEW Victoria was there all along, BUT, he didn't want to spoil Prom for Bella. So, knowing full well that Alice would warn him of an attack, he let Bella think she was completely safe, which she was. Edward was fully capable of protecting her should Victoria launch a sudden surprise attack.
Perfect sense. He wouldn't let Bella miss Prom just because Victoria was there, ho no!

Wheaty's Girl Creations hearts twilight! said...

MY 10 YR OLD DAUGHTER ASKS THIS TOO..AND SHE IS QUICK TO POINT OUT VICTORIA..ISNT IT..2 TIMES BEFORE THAT SCENE..YOU CAN SEE HER..i keep using caps..damn..the first time is when they walk in...cant believe he doesnt hear her then...but he doesnt...gosh..dont agree with ya this time ninja..i like to think cause he wasnt looking for her to be there..he didnt hear her..he wasnt worried about her..after all..he wouldnt have left in new moon had he heard her thoughts and known she was there..right?? Srsly??

ann said...

Catherine threw that in on a whim (obviously she didn't think it through) baiting us for the sequel. SM doesn't have it in the book. It doesn't belong in the movie either.

Rain Storm said...

I forgot to mention (I got distracted by Spider) that this has always bothered me. Not only would he be able to hear her, but SMELL her too! Wasn't he able to tell that there had been a vampire in Bella's room (in Eclipse)?

Okay, back to getting distracted...

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Lori said...

I have to agree that with Miss Shagwell (aka the furry Victoria) in such close proximity Edward would have smelled her (like Rain Storm said) or heard her for sure. But I'll suspend my disbelief on this one because I don’t want any thoughts tainting the yummy yummy prom dancing and kissing that’s happening.

But as an afterthought, does our dear Edward hear (or smell) Victoria before the big fight in Eclipse? I can’t remember exactly how it goes down.

P.S. I think the lovely "Butt Crack" picture from the New Moon filming is proof enough that Edward goes commando. And I must say...THANK GOD FOR THAT.

Okay, enough thinking of Commando Edward (sigh), I have to get to work...

kt said...

i always thought more about that he could smell her more than hear her thoughts... i dont know why. but anyways my friends and i decided he cant smell her over the teenage lust that is dripping from every girl in the room.

dazzledbyhim said...

If only we could literally combine the best parts of Rob and Edward together and make a real Robward! I mean, prom scene but make him feel like the real Rob... then Spider's original scenerio would play out quite nicely! Bella may have been able to convince him to change her that way! LOL

GallifreyReject said...

First, a big welcome to Rain! (i'm a tad behind :(sowwy..)

Second, the reason Victoria goes unnoticed cause she always knows the safest place to hide..At a prom. With the rug from the bathroom around her..

But they also took out Alice and Jasper from that scene too..

Would've been a cool Buffy-esque moment(pre-whedon).. Vamps invade prom!

Brenda Jean said...

I have complained about this many times to my husband and teens--they just didn't care. They thought she was COOL...can you imagine? How lame is that? Edward would SO know she was there, plus it's just another thing not in the book like Butt Crack Santa. Like we need a tease for the second movie or something! DUH...

Plus, I wanted to see Alice and Jasper, NOT stupid badass Victoria making that mad, yet pouty lame look.