Junior League: Spidey Sense

This week's Junior Member is Ashley, from Twilight This!
Superhero Name: Eclipsa
Superpower: Able to fry a grown man's brain with one word -"Twilight"


Ok, quick question for the League: In the Prom scene of the Twilight Movie when you can see Victoria glaring out at Edward and Bella, shouldn't Edward know that she is there? Can't he read her mind? Very confusing. Some of my friends have suggested that it is because Edward is distracted - but vampires think of more than 1 thing at once?

Edward couldn't see that she was there because Bella had one of her hands down his pants. No man, not even Edward can think of more than one thing if that were happening to him.

*snicker* And here I thought Victoria brought some sort of vampire kryptonite that would block Edward's Spidey sense. I'm guessing it was the rug she was always wearing on her shoulders.

Spank is pretty sure the problem was that Edward's gaydar was so strong with Eric's fierceness at the prom that it caused interference with all other typically heightened senses.

Oh, Spider, how can you put that image in my head? The only person I want to think about with her hand down Edward's pants is me.

Hmmm.... good point, Rain. Am visualizing it right now, except with MY hand down his pants. Or with his hand down my pants. *need a cold shower now*

Um, given that Edward's hands are ice cold is the cold shower intended to help you finish that train of thought?

Damn it! I was confusing Rob with Edward again. My bad.

You got the wrong idea. I wasn't being "dirty." You know Edward wouldn't allow such a thing. He's a gentleman. Her hand was down his pants because when he psyched her out on the bite and kissed her neck instead, she reached down the back of his pants and gave him a wedgie!

Um, Rob goes commando. Don't ask me how I know this.

How do you know this? Oh, right. You said don't ask. My bad.