Thursday, May 21, 2009

Rob brings the heat to Cannes

This video of Rob's photocall in Cannes has me so conflicted. I mean this is what they do in Cannes, right? The annual Mecca of Hollywood Self-Promotion. Even though Rob knows this he just looks SO embarrassed and uncomfortable it makes me want to take him somewhere far away from the photographers that are screaming his name and flashing cameras in his face. Like my bedroom, for instance, where there will be only one person crying out for Rob to *come here* as the camera flashes.

Tsk, tsk Spank! There you victimizing him again, seeing him as only a piece of ass meat. We are soooo part of the problem, not the solution.

Oh yes, I was so torn... photogs, stop yelling at our Mr. Sparklepants, you're making me cringe! But yet I couldn't stop watching him. So I muted my computer and pretended they were quietly taking pictures of him. Was so much better that way. I like it here in my world.

**packing my bags for a trip to Ginger's world**

I must confess, the reason he keeps pursing those lips is because he keeps thinking of our long hot kisses just hours before the shoot. And he keeps running his fingers through his hair - just like I do.

**changing my flight to go live in Spider's world instead - it's naughtier there**

Snap! Ok, I just woke up from my dream, sorry! What do you think League...road trip???

Well, my bags are already packed...

I'm in, Spider! I'm sure Mr. Ginger has fully recovered from playing Mr. Mom while you guys were here and I abandoned my family. I'm sure he wouldn't mind doing that again while I road trip with The League in search for Rob!

Fuel up the Leagueplane! We're goin' to Italy!!! *pops some Xanax*

Isn't Cannes in France, not Italy?

Yes, Cannes is France - Spank's just high from looking at the photocall pictures of Rob.

Um, no... I know that; what you clearly missed is that Rob is LEAVING Cannes tomorrow for Italy to finish New Moon. See, if you obsessed about Rob the way I do (see, Rob, I love you best) you would know that he was leaving for The Motherland, which is why The League is going to Italy on Friday! Now for your penance you have to say "I ♥ Robsten" 30 times.

I'm shocked. I thought Spider would turn against the rest of us LONG before you Spank.

Go ahead and kick me out of The League. I clearly don't obsess as much as you do. But can you please pick a different penance? Cause I'd really prefer not to say that.

That's it Spank, I refuse to say that! And as revenge to you for even thinking that you love Rob most I'm posting the car video from our trip to Los Angeles! ONLINE! ON FACEBOOK! AND I'M TAGGING YOU! Now who has the power???The videographer ALWAYS has the power - now, bow to me!

And THERE'S the Spider mutiny I've been expecting...

Go ahead... I DARE YOU! I bow to no one. Not Voldemort... not even Aro.. but I will bow down to Rob, and while I'm down there I might just make a man out of him.

LOL, Spider has plenty of video of ALL of us. I know better than to go against a Sicilian when DEATH IS ON THE LINE. Ha ha Ha, ha h...... *falls over dead*

To the pain!

As you wish, bitch.



Ninja Fanpire said...

Wow, I'm LMAO over her since after Ginger's "Isn't Cannes in France, not Italy?"

Clearly, Spider, none of the other Leagures have ever been videographers. They ALWAYS hold the power.

sakixry said...

Well well well...
A war is about to come. Ok girls, dont kill each other now. You are not the average Robward lover so get a grip!

While "The League" is flying to Italy, I'm summoning the "R-Team" (Voldemort style). R-Team! You ready? Touch the port key! Yes, the one that looks like a Robsicle... geeeez... 3 2 1 pooof...

robin(me) said...

Good morning league - may the games begin....

How annoying can fans be? I mean really Rob - I can't blame you for being UH frightened....but *resist robin resist* I can't help it....HOLY MAMA ur just oh so....

Uh yummy. Haven't been able to get off my eyes off of him. Kinda like a feast....oh yea, piece of meat...but I'm a f*** vegetarian and I keep thinking corn on the cob with boiling water (winking @sakixry) and melted butter (winking @robnutmeg) and my teeth (winking). AND robsickle. *grins* as @morethanhuman would say #ilickedhimandilikedit

@sakixry, RTeam
LMAO! ur so right, it's time to use our special expertises and use the (voldemort). AND maybe incorporate the "force" but i don't think so. there's no need to use "force" when we have the special weapon.....shhhhh.......@rnmeg is still sore from her uh "reading" and may not be up to being thrown! mahahahaha

Wheaty's Girl Creations said...

Ro bare!! Ro bare!!! hahaha I agree, I had to turn the volume down too to enjoy it. He looked like he needed a hug from a non crazed fan. lol That would be me of course.

sakixry said...

@robin(me): mahahahaaa! poor little robnutmeg! still sore huh! thats what happens if you dont behave! *wink*
mmmh!! corn on a cob! or robsickle! this is vegeterian too, right? *wink*

robin(me) said...

lmao yeah. @robnutmeg's hi'nely sensitive right now. poor little lamb!(stupid) chop chop chop mahahaha. robsickle. mmm vegi? i would say all 4 food groups in one! *evil wink*

rob bare? oh criminy girl that's brilliant! and now i need a shower.

sakixry said...

@robin(me): well havent you had one already? another shower? i wouldnt want to pay your water bill...

Cheryl said...

I personally think the League needs to travel with Rob as part of his security team. I mean, if you guys will turn on each other for him, imagine the pain you'd inflict on an unruly photog...or 12yo fangirl. ;)

the legend known as vampie said...

@sakixry @robin(me) LMFAO!! i cant comment i'm laughing too much..

yea, i thought exactly the same watching that video yesterday..had to watch with the sound down a 2nd time to appreciate it.. and 'Rob have you been working out?' how do you ignore that and not laugh when a (probably) 40 something guy shouts that at you?! seriuosly, poor Rob..

3 days til i'm in Italy.. in the same ickle lickle town as Rob.. oh dear god.. Rob i hope you're ready and waiting !! LOL

OCD Sufferer said...

*regarding your comment to me from yesterday*
I am glad you agree with me on AI! I was adored Danny as well...his voice and his story! Then Kris was up next....he is so sexy when he sings....I'm gonna say it.....O.M.K. hahaha!!!

About what I have been reading, didn't you get my huge post the other day? I have been reading the Red Line. Edward is a SEX GOD!!! It is some of the best stuff you will EVER read.....but the last 10+ chapters I have cried my eyes out! This author puts Edward through so much torture! *yeah, some is sick and sexual, but some is just mental* but I can't quit reading until it is all over. I am finally getting past the pain *small grin*

GallifreyReject said...

*pops in*

ok so, when you go to Cannes, make sure you give Brangelina a slap for

@giner..don't say it!!

but any whoo.. i feel bad for hotpocket pie. its like one of those cattle calls and he is like up fot the highest bid..*looks in wallet* i hear 65..65 i hear 75...

Amber (joebendesigns) said...

That video killed me!! I've seen videos on Late2thePartee's blog that have music over layed and it makes it so much more enjoyable!

If my penance was ever saying "I <3 Robsten" 30 times, I would be in trouble. I'm with Ginger on that one!!

And Spank, kudos for quoting The Princess Bride!! You really are my superhero!!

robin(me) said...

You know @Cheryl has a point, I pity that 12 yo that stands in ur way....just saying. I have something to watch at work today, besides "reading" so I thank you!

@Spank, Spider
Now now ladies, let's play nice. Can't have you being naughty around Rob now. He needs comfort!
OMG! That cracked me up...@Amber, too
Princess Bride?

"to the pain", *staring @robnutmeg painfully and almost remorsefully*

"as you wish, bitch!"


And I hope you don't mind me adding:
I'm Robin(me) Mountingyou, you make me hawt, prepare to be ravished......

@Legend...(like it & ur r! - in more ways than one, wink)
I couldn't get past that comment either. god, what was that guy thinking? and poor rob.
you know, @morethanhuman has really warped my mind

(back to the shower, winking @sakixry)

oooh. Sex God? mmmmm. *wheels turning in warped brain*
Don't ask me where I've been, plz. That's like throwing gas on a camp fire.... Trust me! Blasted! *stomps foot*
You would love it, tho. *whistling and looking at my nails*

lmao! mmm. i'll raise you whatever it takes. it may break my bank but it'll be well worth it! *evil grins*

don't ask about my water bill...ugh

robin(me) said...

"I'm Robin(me) Mountingyou, you make me hawt, prepare to be ravished......"
Ok ok maybe I need to clarify for those out there criticizing me and you know who you are....*staring at office staff who are too chicken to comment*
who makes me hawt? do you even have to ask?
Robward! OK? *shaking head - rescue me from this place*

I've done my best to convince my coworkers to get off their uh hems and comment. i give up!

Wheaty's Girl Creations said...

ro bare..yeah..that is how the french say it..haha

@OCD Sufferer OMK TOO!!!! Kris is like a younger colin farrel..only good boy colin..not the bad boy..I bet that comes out in the bedroom though!!! lol I was watching him sing last night..I looked at my hubby and said...that is one boy I would love to take home with me..he just looked at me funny for 2 whole seconds then laughed and said..I bet you would! lol hehehehhe

Wheaty's Girl Creations said...

How did I miss that one...

@GallifreyReject HOT POCKET PIE..CATTLE CALL..uh oh...we are going to start dipping in our kids college funds! 75 over here...hell go ahead and make it is going to get ugly! lol

Anonymous said...

Poor baby! I felt so bad for him! You could tell he felt so awkward. You know, at first... I was not much a Rob fan... but he's totally growing on me!!! I just want to smuggle him away from all that and make it all better!

HappyHourSue said...

I have that video on my Twilight blog today too. Cringe-tastic.

Totally brings out the protectiveness in us- kind of like the blonde chick in King Kong "leave him ALONE!!!"

I just want to strap him into my SUV and take him away. "Here, sweetie..there's a thermos of cosmos at your feet- we'll be at the hotel in no time."

(***daydreaming*** What? Where am I.)

Susan said...

I only approve of the League road trip if I get some of the Xanax too.

I am easily bought.

Poor Rob. Maybe he needs some Xanax too. Can we all go and have a giant Xanax party?

Johanna (Twilightish) said...

Argggh! This is so horrible "Roberg! Roberg! Roberg!" These French photographers are so RUDE. I guess it's true what they about about the French, but then again American paparazzi are not much better, look how they harass all of them.

sakixry said...

Hey Robin(me)'s stuff! Get off your tushy and comment already! Come on! We are not smarter than you! You can do it!!!

robin(me) said...

they say no. (rolls eyes) they'd just like to be innocent bystanders and readers. sobeit. mustfirethemnow! mahahahaha

sakixry said...

@robin(me): innocent? who are they kidding? not meeee! *in a singsong voice*
Aaaah! I have a damn headache... Vampie... tell Edward to come and give me a massage.. it will make me feel soooo better!

GallifreyReject said...

notice i said francs and not dollars...lmao

beesue said...

Hello - Hot and Bothered Leaguers!

Rob-Rob-Rob - Bring in the paddles - Clear - Good! heart started.....-.-.-.-.-.-.!!

I have no words (bowing on knees to Rob) I am not Worthy! I am not Worthy! How can that MAN...WOW...Get...ROLFF...Any....Pant Pant....SEXIER! Rob in a suit is pure "sweet" torture...I wanna be a piece of lint in your pocket or a piece of gum on your shoe...I dont care...I just "Wanna Be Close To You!"

@League - LMAO - Saying That Penance??? Would follow with Gallons of Bleach!!

@sakixry - I am "gasing" up the Enterprise for the R-Team - Ya Know "Beam Us Up - Scotty" Set us down by the Fountain!

@Robin - how can you go veggie when you have that gorgeous "New York Strip" right in front of your face! Knife & Fork - DIG IN!!

@OCD - Finished up RL at 4A! Minus 2 boxes of tissue and 4 pairs of panties! I LUV IT because it is complete! I wanna be Bambi to Edwards Thumper! Tie me down and feed me eggs! OCD - keep finding these great FF for us!

OCD Sufferer said...

Girl, let me tell you!! I just finished it (had a lot of things interfere) and my heart is in the floor at my feet! My shirt is soaking wet (3rd shirt I have soaked...cause I am a loser and don't use tissues, just let tears run down my face, lol).
I never thought I could cry so much over a story in my life!! I cried in WA a few times, but GAWD this was gut-wrenching bawling like a baby crying! I felt like I needed to sit on Dr. Bella's couch after this story! To think that ppl actually go through that stuff!! It hurts me so bad! Usually you hear of women living that life, but not usually men...that is so much more degrading and I think they also are meaner to them because men are "tougher"
I think I need a break from ff for a while...okay, maybe just a few hours, lol! I have 4 updates waiting to be read, but I am just too emotionally drained to read anything right now, lol. I am glad it was complete, too. The story doesn't say complete and that scared me as I was reading--I hate waiting for updates, lol. I have to admit, I might have quit reading if I hadn't snuck and read the title of chapter 40..that is the only thing that kept me going! What did you think about the vampire chapter? Did you read it all? I didn't! It was too bogus for me, I quit 1/4 the way through, lol. That was so wrong of her!
Ok, I need to rest! I am glad you liked that story *wink* I almost feel like I am an author with you guys cause I recommend a story and you guys praise me for it like I had something to do with it, LOL! I have many, many more lined up to read, but I am exhausted right now. Just wanna read updates for now and not start anything new. After this one, I don't know what I want in a ff, lol.

beesue said...

@OCD - I did read the Vampire chapter - didn't like it but then when I read the next chapter - realized it was important to Bella's interpretation of the "Dream" so I was happy I did!

Edwards "life" broke my heart and I really liked Bella's character-she is strong and wise in this one.

robin(me) said...

i was busy licking off my buttery robcorn, thank u very much.....and don't forgot robsickle *winking @sakixry.!

send robseusse my way after ur finished.

In all seriousness, tho. You have to feel bad for Rob. He does look confused and overwhelmed. He's such a good sport, though. I'd love to be the cup in his jock supporter!

OCD Sufferer said...

OH!! I just thought of something that will crack you up! Ok, you know I told you all that every Edward is different in my head, right? I was reading TRL and I have this whole image of Edward in my head (unlike any other of course) and then I had to leave for a while and came back and watched a video of Rob that was in my inbox, then went back to TRL. Ok, it was the second scene where he was a vampire in the club...I totally had this image of ROB being that guy and I couldn't shake the image...I was laughing so hard I almost fell out of my chair!! I can't see Rob in that role! Not, quiet little sweet Rob! LOL!! Then the whole egg thing made me LITERALLY fall out of my chair laughing! That was a funny first.... lol

Wheaty's Girl Creations said...

Are you guys talking about red line being complete????? Reidy..not sure who that is..but they gave me the link to it on my chat box...thanks a bunch...but I wondered if it was complete..dont want to sneak a peek of the

MystifyMe said...

Such dirty talk about our LOVE IT!!!
@League.So listen if the League is planning a road trip to Italy, I have good news!! There are 2... not one but two YELLOW PORSCHES awaiting you!! One for Alice.One for you!!!



Today our forum mods were in Montepulciano and look what they’ve found:

Alice’s Yellow Posche!

At the beginning our loved racing car was covered by a grey robe, but our
indefatigable facilitator/ moderator, suspicious of the dimensions and by
the chromed wheels, have began questioning people around.

Mauro Pellegrini the owner of the tow truck, had orders by the production
not to uncover the car, but after explaining him who they were to his boss,
our heroines have even been invited to remain till the end of the

The big man youcan see in some pictures is one of the stuntmen. He had an
Alice wig, a bandana, a couple of elbow high red gloves, and seemingly from
far he actually looked like our loved little vampire/pixie

Mauro secretly told us that there are two yellow porsche in Montepulciano,
placed in different places of the town. As they were not exactly identical,
one had yellow brake pad cover and another had them red, Production was
willing to spend to the incredible amount of €5800 PER PIECE to have them
all red!!!

Luckily they found out a way to paint them, but this episode says a lot on
how high is this movie’s budget!!!

The helicopter we told you about ealier, has kept low-flying whole day long
filming aerial of the main square.. The fountain is not finished yet, so
probably this was a rehearsal or shooting for the DVD’s extra-contents .

It also flown over where the porsche was, so probably we’ll see some
Twilighters on the big screen : our Marghe’s car has been filmed by Alice’s

We are honoured!!

beesue said...

@OCD - Ya know - I never think of Rob in these FF - I picture a Muscular God w/Bronze Robhair! Yeah - I NEED to find an Egg - but neet a edward/controller!!

@wheaty'Girl - Yes - Red Line is complete w/40 chapters. One of the best FF's I have read!

OCD Sufferer said...

TRL doesn't say it is complete, but at the end of chapter 40 it says, "The End" and she said she will have a sequel

Valerie(momof3crazykids) said...

Ok, I want to take the road trip to Italy too!

That boy is totally hot! And he knows what he's doing to all of us ladies!

MysyifyMe said...

I know we lust for him uncontrollably, but I feel for him.
I seriously worry that he is happy.
He seems so kind and sensitive.
I just want to wrap my arms and legs around him...oh wait...never mind...

Ginger Swan said...

@Gallifrey, what am I not supposed to say?

@Susan, I'm always up for a Xanax party. *wink*

@Cheryl, we agree. The League should definitely be his bodyguards. Don't worry, we'd never really turn on each other, but we sure would turn on any photog or screaming tween that gets in his way!!

Spank Ransom said...

Wow, it's a good thing we have such a big plane. Looks like a lot of peeps are going with.

Just finishing packing and have lots of Xanax but I don't have a spare to share... ;)

See you in The Motherland.


Wheaty's Girl Creations said...

thanks beesue and ocd sufferer!! off to read it now...:)

GallifreyReject said...

@ginger say um i solemnly swear not to say robsten lmao

OCD Sufferer said...

make sure you have lots of tissues and panties around! I'm not joking about the tissues....I think even Bin Ladin would cry at this story....

TwiDW said...

Those pictures from Cannes made me want to lick him!

Miss_Pippa said...

:O PLEASE STOP SHOUTING AT HIMMMMM! I cant bear it. Poor man. Poor sexy, embarrassed, abused man. Now...

Come here and lets get to abusing nicely. You know what I mean yes?

Do you think that we could possibly create an event for him to go to? Surely there are enough of us to act out an award ceremony of some sort? hehehe, my evil genuis knows no bounds.

Sara said...

hahahaha - you guys are a crack up - total riot - love it.

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