Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Junior League: This Is The Day

This week we have a very special Junior League Member! Robert Pattinson!

Superhero Name: Mr. Sparklepants
Superpower: Ming Reading; Making women of all ages swoon.

Rob, The League was out shopping, and we found the PERFECT Twilight cake for your birthday at the grocery store!

You see? It's the hands holding the apple. Or, depending on how you look at it, two muddy rivers flowing into a bell pepper. Either way... it is for YOU!

This is the day that that Pattinson's have made. Let's all stop to give thanks to Clare and Richard for this indelible gift that has been bestowed upon us. In honor of this very special day, I would like to offer myself up as a gift to Rob, which I will give to him while wearing my birthday suit.

Robert, to celebrate your birthday, I'm gonna jump out of your birthday cake wearing nothing but a G-string and some tassels. You're gonna want to see what I can do with those tassles. Trust.

Who are we kidding? Ladies, like that would be a treat for a 23yr old... one of us? HA! Now, I know that a birthday gift should be what the birthday recipient wants. And I KNOW what Rob wants for his birthday and I'd be honored if he took me up on it and accepted my gift.

My dearest, my gift to you is the kitchen of your dreams! Think of the possibilities. You'd never have to leave home if it were done right and get photographed wearing that gay beanie!

Your new kitchen will include the following:
*A small ref. - just for milk, who needs fresh fruit/veggies
*Two freezers - Sub Zero - fully stocked w/microwavable junk food
*One Large beverage center - fully stocked w/Ale's from around the world
*A microwave w/a list of all the things you can microwave
*A Murphy bed - then you won't have to go far to lie down
*Several facecloths - who needs to shower when you can just wipe down
*Several garbage cans - beer bottles and food boxes take up space
*A large flatscreen playing nothing but Jack Nicholson movies and the UK version of "The Office"
*The stereo system of your dreams - playing Van Morrison and the song "Beside You"
*An awesome computer with a large monitor - Twilightheaded home page
*A seperate area to play your guitar, with bar/lounge like feel
*Ten ashtrays - you never know where you'll need to flick

And last but not least...A pantry stocked w/Golden Grahams

Happy Birthday Love - I would NEVER ask you to "bite me"... but I would ask you consider my gift!

Forever yours,

*bowing to the master* Spider, you are a genius.

Rob, I can't offer anything as thorough as dear Spider. My skills are much less practical. If you ever need anyone to write sarcastic press releases I'm your gal, but something tells me you have plenty of people to do that for you. So Happy Birthday, enjoy being 23, and let me know if you have anyone you want me to verbally flay alive. Otherwise, go get drunk!

Way to go girls... just douse some cold reality on me Rob's birthday gift. Perhaps I'll go take my 30-something ass to Harvey Keitel's birthday bash where everyone is double MY age. Damn.



Ninja Fanpire said...

I just told Natahka about Mr. Ginger's question today.

Now I'm going to have her read your girl's fic.


It's still in Trending Topics!

sakixry said...

Good morning and what a beautiful morning it is! The day the most beautiful and perfect creature was born! (ok...I'm exaggerating but who cares? It's his B-day!)
I would happily help him prepare for his night out! I got a whole LIST with things I can help him with. After I leave my OFFICE, I will go to visit him and LATHER HIM UP. He needs to be clean on his B-day and I dont want him to be tired... he is going to need his energy.

@Spider: *also bowing to your greatness* but I have a plan! You know, we could throw Robnutmeg or Isabella (this will be difficult in her condition... hmmm... I stay with Robnutmeg...) at him and when he is not paying attention, we -the Ravishin Team- could kidnapp him and give him all the B-day presents we want! Isn't tha a good idea????

sakixry said...

Mr. Ginger!
I am absolutely positive that Edward is playing "Great balls of fire" when no one is around! I also believe he is playing the little duck song!

sakixry said...

Mr. Sparklepants... what is this power of yours? Ming reading? Ming like the animal? Oh how interesting! What is Ming thinking? *grin*
Yes, indeed... if there wasn't written Twilight beneath the hands/apple I would certainly think that these are rivers flowing into a pepper! Good point!

faith_83 said...

Morning to all and like @sakixry just said it is a beautiful and special day today!!

I was having in mind to upload the song that I´ve wrote for you (actually I was having in mind to play it for you live but I guess that´s not possible) but with great disappointment I have to tell you that I didn´t finish the song because I tweet a lot and one of my guitar´s string is broken and I didn´t replace it!!!

Girl you are brilliant!! If he says no to you birthday gift then he doesn´t know what he´s doing!!

That is way I love you!! You have brilliant ideas!! Yes, I agree kidnap the man but do you think that @robnutmeg will go with the plan??
Can I joined too at all the activities that you´ve mentioned?? Maybe you need a help with that LIST!!

ok now serious like @spank said let´s all thank to the 2 persons that made all this possible( that my fantasies go wild and in places that I´ve never been before) to Rob´s mom and dad!! Thank you!! I will drink a glass of wine in your honor too, tonight after I leave THE OFFICE!!

sakixry said...

@faith: i am 100% sure roomie will agree with the plan! and of course you can help me with the LIST and the LATHERING UP after you leave THE OFFICE!!!
We all share! Remember?
I will drink a beer in your honour MR.and MRS. Pattinson! Once again THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

caitlin said...

Ohh his birthday! Do you think he would want a young frisky 17 year old willing to live out what ever kinky fantasies he may have?

Well then Rob, I'm your girl. =D And in SC (where I live) The legal age is 16, So we're all set, you can come have me =D

@Spider Your gift idea was brilliant and I am sure that darling Rob would deffinitly appreciate that =D

Well Now I get to leave behind this lovely Twilightheaded world and Go take my AP Exams. FML ladies, FML.

Maybe Rob will come and make it all better?

robnutmeg said...

Good Morning Mr. Rob Pattinson! The Birthday Boy!

Cake looks delish!

@Spider that was brilliant as always!

Thank you girl for sticking up for me!

@Mom & Dad Pattinson
Thank you for bonging 23 yr and 9 months ago to create such a beautiful sexy creature so that he could grow up to become a sexy vampire for all of us to lust after! We LOVE you! Cheers!

@sakixry (roomie)
Uh NO roomie isn't too thrilled about being THROWN at our birthday boy today so that the Ravishim Team (the team that I carefully constructed) can kidnap him and take him away....BUT I will say that if Rob would like not take offense to someone just DIVING for him and perhaps maybe a deep low dive THEN I would consider being that said person!

Ohhh- you can't tell me it's not worth tryin for
I can't help it - there's nothin I want more
I would drink beer for you - I'd lie with you,
I would sing karaoke for you,
jump a bar table for you,
yeah I DIVE for you-----
COZ everything I do --- I do it for you!!

sakixry said...

@roomie: i think you misunderstood... by throwing i didnt mean literally throwing you! geez!
I meant it nicely cause you are so pretty! we will dress you up and put you into his eyesight and when he sees you and comnes to get you, we will surprise and grab and kidnapp him! and of couse you will be there with us! you are the ravishim team leader! geezz

robin(me) said...

Lovely cake girls, brilliant as always. Such a lovely and inspiring tribute too! KUDOS!

@Mr. Ginger
NO he doesn't HAVE to sign that song - It happens for real! Get that boy a fire extinguisher!

oooh ur brave, aren't u?

Happy 23rd Birthday Rob Pattinson!!!

May your day be cheery and bright (and not with the papparaz flashbulbs - stay away from him, that's not right!)
May all your birthday wishes come true
(even if that means kstew, but please consider you know who!)

If you ever need anything "counseling" or just to talk, you can come to my conference room with the big picture "window" and I'll be GLAD to show you the sights!

My "Office" also has a really nice elevator that stops at 32 floors...imagine that? I can have it play "let me sign" while I LET YOU SIGN! just saying

Oh and cheers to the folks! Love you Mom & Dad!

robnutmeg said...

ok throw me. i'm willing too forgive u since it's for the good of the league and we're like friends and all....and roomies! geez.

Rob's Birthday and he doesn't like conflicts or screaming -- he just wants a nice quiet place to go so he can sing for us......oh in the words of @Robin(me) we'll LET YOU SIGN anywhere anytime you want, sweetie bug! Just come!

Anonymous said...

NICE league very very NICE! Hey can I like have that cake after you're done with it? I think I'll like it after I'm turned......

Happy Birthday, Rob and "if you're smart you'll stay away from me" and if you're not smart then well i'm not responsible......

I have a song for you....*shut up league*

It reminds me of you and your crazy life this past year.

Head over Hills by GO GOs
Been running so long
I've nearly lost all track of time
In every direction
I couldn't see the warning signs
I must be losin' it
'Cuz my mind plays tricks on me
It looked so easy
But you know looks sometimes deceive
Been running so fast
Right from the starting line
No more connections
I don't need any more advice
One hand's just reaching out
And one's just hangin' on
It seems my weaknesses
Just keep going strong

Head over heels
Where should I go
Can't stop myself
Outta control
Head over heels
No time to think
Looks like
The whole world's out of sync

Been running so hard
When what I need is to unwind
The voice of reason
Is one I left so far behind
I waited so long
So long to play this part
And just remembered
That I'd forgotten about my heart

Head over heels
Where should I go
Can't stop myself
Outta control
Head over heels
No time to think
Looks like
The whole world's out of sync

So please take some advice, Rob - slow down, and after a nice warm soak in a tub (preferably with me) have and a couple of beers, take ur guitar and go to a deserted island where no one knows you (good luck with that) - tell everyone to shut up and ENJOY ur birthday

Lurker is looking forward to seeing you in Italy.......

sakixry said...

@robin(me): Morning Dear Robin! Why do you say I am brave? Is it because of Robnutmeg's misinterpretation? Hey!!! I really didn't mean LITERALLY THROW HER!!! I didn't! I didn't! I didn't!!!

@Lurker: Very nice song... this is strange for you... hmmmm...

@mystify: good morning!

Valerie(momof3crazykids) said...

@spider-love your present, can we just sign my name on there too?

@spank- that was a good present also, a hot "older" lady is good, I'm sure he'd appreciate you!

@ginger- you totally crack me up. I know he'd like your present too.

@meadow-he just might need your services at some point, so it's good you're letting him know!

Happy Birthday Rob!

OCD Sufferer said...

Happy Birthday you sweet, wonderful, sexy man you!!

*Boy do I feel old.......*

vampie said...

@all those not on twitter or those that cant access twitter whilst at work/ til they get home tonight (robgirls!)

Happy 23rd birthday to #RPattz - I'll buy you a drink when i see you in 11 days!! (11 days til Italy! yay !) ..yep vampie is feeling slightly less depressed today. not great but better.

faith_83 said...

you´re a poet in your free time?? That was nice, I really like it!!

you are kinda emotional today, huh??

I have a few spots in mind where he can sign!! *The monster blushes and run to hide!!*

OCD Sufferer said...

Yeah, I got on Twitter just to pound Rob...and also stated how I wished I was literally pounding Rob....but I guess virtual pounding is the best we will get....

Mystify Me said...


robin(me) said...

Happy Birthday, again dear Robbie!

omg i too feel old but young enough to give Rob a little pounding...omg that was sweet!

so glad ur feeling better and somewhat a little jealous of you with ur upcoming italy trip and the twitter thing. *hangs head*

why thank you. i actually really didn't know it that i was a poet!

mahahahaha! Rob just inspires my creativity in all areas......!!!.......just saying.

mmm. misunderstood? robjection! or maybe it's robINjection!

The League,
To those of you who inspire us each day to wake up and read ur website, we pay homage to you our heroes and we kinda curse you in a way for making us these crazed robsessed maniacs...but it's a good curse....not a bad curse. (ok i'm walking away now before someone like @spider hurts me....i do love you @spider wait don't don't don't)

i do believe that @sakixry didn't mean what she said about THROWING you at Rob. more like a gentle toss...kinda like the toss across game...ooh i'm dating myself now. ok never mind.

you're making me cry! almost....*suspiciously looking at you*

@mystify me
work sucks, don't it?

Happy Birthday Rob, wish I pound away on twitter today. but i did pound you last night....was it as good for you as it was for me? AH Rob, such things you say....*blush*

robnutmeg said...

Oh what I wouldn't give for Rob to while unzipping his tight black jeans....txtmassge me and say...
"service the girl"
*winking @ginger - you know where I get that from, don't you?*

wow, *tears*

golden roomie. i'm willing to be thrown and/or tossed at Rob anytime and anyplace -- I'm willing to bruise for you, Rob b/c it's YOUR gift!

Rob will go for those gifts, just wait and see. Especially after Cam tells him all about YOU and your PE. *wink*

nice poem.

dear girl, so glad u feel better. xoxoxoxo
i want to be a Pocket Nutmeg and be with Pocket Edward in someone's pocket! said...

Oh my Lord, League you have outdone yourselves!

Happy birthday, Rob! I sincerely hope your dreams come true!

I've missed all of you, have had better days. I'm working on getting on twitter but first i have to get a more reliable laptop!

Love you all and LOVE YOU Rob! You make all of us (normally normal women) crazy! thumbs up to MOM & DAD Pattinson! nice job!

Thank you Rob for the gifts you have given us..
your sexy crooked and shy smile
your sexy brit accent voice
your sexy humility
your sexy laugh
your sexy body - don't change a thing unless you want to change your clothes like in front of me! wait, you don't even have to change YOUR clothes, just take them off! mmmmm.

Happy Birthday
Oh loves you!

sakixry said...

@ocd: age is just a number... thats what i'm saying...

@vampie: oh my dear vampie!!! dont be depressed! we love you!!!!

robnutmeg said...

Happy Birthday Rob!!!!!

we're not too repetitious here at the league! mahahaha

oh ur there. we missed u! wth have u been!?!

worked on our project yet?

robin(me) said...

TWITTER fiends....listen up! Here's proof that POUNDING Rob was a very good idea

Oh and drool over that picture!! *pant pant pant*

Oh shut up you crazed judge, I'm busy working on my case right now! REALLY! *lies lies lies*

we truly missed you! don't leave us again!

how come ur never tweeting when i am?

faith_83 said...

Ok, why I´m the only one that is POUNDING Rob on Twitter?? Work Team, remember?? hey, I need some help!! Don´t leave all the hard work to me!!

with your permission I will add:
your sexy long fingers...yummy!!

isabella.marie.coming.soon! said...

Oh League How I missed YOU!
This is amazing! There's nothing more to say!

Bow down to the League! (OR I would if I wasn't so damn uncomfortable with this watermelon in my stomach! ugh!)

oh and so happy you all had time together! (late in telling you that i'm sorry)

Happy 23rd Birthday Rob Pattinson!
You are exactly one month older than me! not that you'd care about some chick that's already knocked up by some other guy but hell how was i supposed to know you'd come along out of NOWHERE!

If you were to throw me, I'd surely squish the poor guy in my present condition! but go ahead and throw @robnutmeg and better yet go ahead and throw @robin(me) too. eegods! those two are gonna be the death of me! *cringe*

Happy Birthday Rob
I'd sing you a song but the only song I presently know is:
"Rubber ducky you're the one, you make bathtime so much fun!" mmmm. Maybe that's appropriate after all? *giggles*

it's sad that when i giggle now my stomach KICKS me!

a little somebody wants to say, she loves you! but you know you're kinda used to that from renesmememememe anyway!

OMG did i just say that!?!

OCD Sufferer said...

Well, you know how Rob says, "I think I can keep up"? When it comes to Twitter...I just can't! LOL! Y'all chat too much! I tried, I really tried...but then I have to pull away from ffdom and I am sorry, but ffdom just has my heart right now!! LOL!

robin(me) said...

I know. I can't even twitter here at work. so it's not me that's POUNDING Rob right now. Then when i get home and get on twitter the euro girls @vampie, @sakixry & @faith are all like tired b/c of the time difference!


Mystify Me said...


Mystify Me said...



robin(me) said...

@mystify me
oh to be able to actual download those pictures/vids u send right now. but i have something to look forward to after work today!

at least ur still on here posting so i'm not all by myself! *wishing i was tweeting*

GallifreyReject said...

*waves hi and looks at the cake* um wtf is that??

Ming=Flash Gordon!! :D

So his superpower is being like Flash Gordon...AAAAHHHHH!! he's um

faith_83 said...

and we all wish you were on Twitter to help us, our boy is No. 4!!!!

You were born an original. Don't die a copy!! I mean don´t change!! You´re perfect the way you are!! Hope you will have a beautiful day!! (oh, don´t pay any attention of what I say today is the Twitter adrenaline!!)

robin(me) said...

uh what are you saying on twitter? *damn work*

say hi to @sakixry, @vampie from the robgirls oh and morethanhuman! and beesue omg just say hello to everyone!!!

Anonymous said...

Hiya! This is OCD, I am on another computer and didn't feel like logging in *evil grin*
Just wanted to post this link. Someone wrote 23 reasons to love Rob:
(my 23 are his eyes, his mouth, his eyes, his mouth, his eyes, his mouth, his get the picture!!)

sakixry said...

@ocd: mahahaaaa! virtual pounding it is then!

@robin(me): robINjection!! yes! yes! right!and THANK you for trying to justify me in robnutmegs eyes!

@robnutmeg: even I know where you get that from! is it Spike??
Now wait a minute... how can you bruise if it is JUST ROB? I mean just Rob without being Edwardish meaning HARD as marble? I mean the body because I can think of a hard part of his body... hmmm... his biceps! I meant his biceps! mahahahaaaa!
Pocket Nutmeg? Good idea! Maybe we can go to Cedric Diggory and ask him to transform us into Pocket thingys and Vampie can take us all with her!!! Aaaah... yes... Cedric is dead... hmmm... what about Hermione?

@oh: where are you going oh! come back come back! I like your reasons and I support the idea of Robward taking his clothes of for us!

@roomie: no... *hangs head in shame* I haven't had time to work on our project... *sighs* I will try to get inspired tonight but yesterday I had sooo many things to do at home and today I'm working in my 2nd job too... I also hate my bf today... pffff... stupid men... Have you???

@robin(me): OCD is almost NEVER twittering! I never see her... Maybe seen her 10 times in total!
Pounding Rob is always a good idea!

beesue said...

The Fateful Day Has Arrived! My Luv has turned one year older!

Twenty-three years ago - some crusty doctor yelled "it's a boy" not knowing that twenty-three years later he would be the "IT BOY"

Since I know you will "putting on your drunk face" tonight - I have a little ditty that we sing here in Texas when when we are "throwing back a few" -

99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall
99 Bottles of Beer ........
Take One Down and Pass it Around
98 Bottles of Beer on the Wall...

You know the rest!

I Guarentee that when you finish this song - you will be sooooo Shit Faced - the paps won't bother you and I will put on my Maid Uniform and join you on the Murphy Bed in Spiders kitchen!!! ROLFF!!

Happy Birthday - My Luv!

sakixry said...

@faith: yes yes! sexy long fingers! check for our ff!!

@isabella: where have you been? we missed you! oh you're soooo pretty!! Just like your mom and auntie too! *wink*
Here we go again... I didn't mean literally throwing you or your auntie... geez... it's like when somebody says "The girl was practically "throwing herself" at me"... you know? *sighs* I am SOOOO misunderstood... *sighs*
Mahahhaaaa! Rubber ducky??

@robin(me): when you go home, it is practically 2 am in Greece... you go sleep with the Chickens (thats a greek say... it means you go sleep very early *grin*) I am getting uglier by the minute... you should see my black baggies under my eyes. and all that because I LOVE YOU and want to chat a little with you!

@Galifrey: Yes, but I bet he cant be done within 17 seconds! LOL

@Rob-girls: hello back at you!

LOL @ OCD for her 23 reasons!!

sakixry said...

@beesue: oh i love your song! hahahaha!!!

robin(me) said...

omg, i love that diddy! and i'm sure rob could drink all those 99 bottles! (maybe he'd share a couple for us?) AND hell we'll all get on that murphy bed! think Ravishim Team! ahhhh!

ur welcome but i think ur roomie is cool, i think? even tho she's glaring at our oversexed limpbiscuited judge!

I saw that 23 things about Rob too....

I could add:
w/o him i'd never would have read FF about him,
all those HPs in my freezer
a new fondness for beer....
showers are definitely different since you came into my life....
those BEDROOM eyes that just stalk me....oh please continue to stalk me....Rob anytime!!!!
the way i look at pcoats!
the way i look at black jeans and black hoodies!
ciggy pictures - i don't even smoke and i'm srsly thinking about it....*god what you've done to me*

rubber ducky? omg!

sakixry said...

@robin(me): yes, I know :) I hope she believes me though!
Hey, tell that judge to take his eyes off of her (unless she likes it) or else I'm gonna come over there and kick him in the ass! Pfff.... eye-f*cking my roomie... GO AWAY FILTHY JUDGE!

beesue said...

Hey Guys - we are pounding (I can only dream) Rob on Twitter - he was number three the last time I looked!

@sakixry - you sing that song in Greece? BAHAHAHAH

@Oh - HIIII! Good to see YA! Yeah lets face it - Rob is just SEXY!!!

@meggie - you can join me on the Murphy Bed and we will "service the boy" wink* wink*! Do you have a feather duster?

@robin(me)- Great Poem! Wishes? Piss Ant! But you clarified yourself so its OK! (the monster put a finger to his head and pulled the trigger) BAHAHAHAH!

@the League - Ya'll Crack me UP!! and as always - began my day with a belly laugh! Luv the UHHH Cake?
the Spider/Kitchen-the Tassels (good one Ginger)- start writing Meadow - and Spank - stay away from the Retirement Center!

@faith - Im still "pounding" Girl!

@Mystify - Ya Know "eating a Banana" really turns guys on - just sayin"

sakixry said...

@beesue: well no but as I am a very well informed person and watch a lot of American movies, I do know the song *wink*

robnutmeg said...

OMG roomie....i'm just ready to pop those beedy little eyes out of that judge. it would be so easy too. Popppp! So @robin(me) nudges me and says to post a msg to @sakixry

Hey girl not upset at you at all! How can I be when ur my golden roomie? Hey I was just thinking of the bruising well just in case you missed when you threw me...just saying. I'm willing!

OH and thank you for the offer to kick his ass!

love ur song, too! let's all drink beer and jump on his bed!

otb tweetering with all of you instead i'm sitting here in court avoiding beedy eyes!

i second @robin(me)'s comment DUCKY song? OMG! Rob, you did miss out tho. Have to say! THIS girl puts all of those other chicks to shame! well you do, isabella.. you are hawt! Mr. Isabella is a lucky guy!

u crack me up! FF! I'm waiting for a birthday FF where we can all give Rob a birthday spanking...(winking @Spank!)

@beesue, robin(me)
i, too, thought WTF piss ant? huh? and then ok i read the second part...and said ok. i can't be mad at you now.

OH to be in Italy!

sakixry said...

@robnutmeg: ok! i believe that you are not mad at me :) Tell Robin I love her! And you too!
Your golden roomie goes well with your golden sheets! Ha ha! Hey, lets take those sheets with us to Rob's new kitchen to put them on his bed! Then, I will jump on the bed and *crack* it's broken... geez... we can all jump around on the floor! :)
Nothing to thank me for! I happily kick his ass for you!

GallifreyReject said...

@sakixry haha!! that's because it is now..23 seconds!! lol

@everyone you gals are crazy LMAO!!

oh and i'd thought i'd share my birthday ode to sparklepants lol

Mystify Me said...

Do you know which part of him I like best...well what's visible I mean ...his jaw line. Yeah I'm a loser...lmao

Hey look Rob wants to please us.What a lovely lad. :)


Mystify Me said...

I wanna be his SCHICK CHICK!!

robin(me) said...

@mystify me
schick chick! ohyeah! wouldn't you just LOVE to be the blade in HIS razor - getting that close! wooo.

I'd rather be laughing w/ Rob right now! how's that pie? i still want a bite

IF you do read this, saveibiteformeorevenasmalllick!


I hope ur day is more than you hoped. That you have found my place to be nice and cozy and I'll be home soon!

Freezer has HP and beer's in the fridge!

isabella.marie.coming.soon! said...

Ok so I gather that everyone is tweetering....and I guess I should too but it's just so hard to type these days so I'm gonna have to wait until little girl comes!

But I do have to say

Thanks for calling me "pretty" (and my mom & aunt) HUH? pardon me for saying this but WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? ummmm. Have a feeling I've missed something here.
Are you just thinking that i'm pretty b/c that's what most ppl say to preggy women so that they don't feel ugly and big? If so, THANKS! I needed to hear that right now! *huge smile*

Is this a twitter thing?

what's the matter? you're having a bad time? i'm so sorry.

I've so missed being here and I haven't stayed away b/c of my crazy mom and aunt.

@The League
I've missed you guys so much! I've read everyday but sometimes I just can't respond. Just kinda feel like ugh! But just know I still love ya and you make me laugh!

You know, I loved your song. That's like my theme song these days.......!!!! Are you nice now?

Are you still reading fanfiction? OMG! You are so funny!

@morethanhuman? who is that? and do i want to know?

are you the grampire that mom talks about? if not, i'm sorry my brain cells are dead!!!!

beedy eyes ween has probably gotten diseases from a Chumash tribe!!!!

love u all and happy birthday dear dear Rob!!!!

sakixry said...

@mystify: i know how he could please me... Ok... hmmm...
@Spank: You said something about a Banana split with a cherry on top on Twitter earlier... hmmm...
@Rob: You don't even have to move honey... I will do ALL the workin'... and then the next girl and the next girl...
Now seriously, you just have to be what you are now. Dont change a thing. Thats how you can please us. We love you! And shortly before the clock strikes 12 in Greece and it becomes the 14th of May... HAPPY BIRTHDAY beloved Rob!

@Isabella: No, I am calling you pretty or beautiful because you are. And that because I have seen you LOL!

@Vampie: I miss you today! I want you back! Where are you???

@robin(me): Haven't you told Isabella? *shaking head with disbelief*

@robnutmeg: You kicked that judge or not yet? How is the ff going?

@faith: Good night dear Otilia! See you tomorrow morning in Tweeter (if it works...)

@OCD: I love IHMFLY!! Edward is McDreamy! *wink*

@beesue: Good night dirty Grampire!

You guys, I am going to sleep now! Cant live through another night from hell! I love you all! Happy Birthday Rob!

robnutmeg said...

Good night roomie...uh I'm gonna try and work on our project tonight....uh ..... try! You do need to get some sleep! I hate this time change but it's the way it is. Who would have thought that I'd be friends with someone from Greece and I'd never was able to talk to her b/c of the time difference?

OOOh I love what you said about Rob! He doesn't have to change anything!

Heyyy I heard that Rob is being sent to Cannes and away from kstewpid. OH please let this be true. Rob, I know you were in a cab together and stuff. and yeah she's cute and everything but she did say that she's in love with oregano -- she can have him just LICKITY so please don't let her do a LICKITY on you and then break your heart b/c damnit then I'd have to just beat her down! mmmm. I might do that anyways! humpf!!!

What does everyone else think about that? anyone?

I thought you told Isabella! oh dear!


Anonymous said...

OK so I was feeling very depressed and then I read your site and wow it's so funny and OMG all the comments cracked me up. I have a fever right now so what I wouldn't give to be able to have my own little personal edwardice!

Thanks for making my day and OH YEAH
Happy Birthday, Rob!

Anonymous said...

Oh and I forgot (feverish me again)

I kinda like the robsten idea. (kick me if you want to)
If it's true that summitt is keeping them apart - anyone know for sure ? than that is kinda sick and cruel to control the feelings of the two that made them a shitload of money! just saying

beesue said...

Faith and I are alone on Twitter, pounding away - Rob is in 4th position.

@isabella - I have to admit - I am that grampire - of course as I have mentioned - I had my son at 15 and I am 39 which makes it perfectly NORMAL for me to have the hots for a 23yr old sex-haired man!!!! MAHAHAHAHAH!!!

@robnutmeg - yeah-yeah - everything you said about the piss ant (the monster is in the crouch position)!! Greedy Girl - CHOOSE - Jeezzzz!! Booking my flight to Cannes today! Watch Out Rob! OUI!OUI!

@mystify - if you are a loser - so am I - That JAWPORN!! is incredible! LICK LICK!!

Once Again - HAPPY BDAY TO ROB!- Hope the PAPs leave you alone and no one with Pattinson Pants and a RPattz tatoo asks you for an autograph or picture! Have a Safe and Drunk Nite! Will see you later in the alley - I will be in line with the Ravishim Team!

robin(me) said...

mahahahaha! you dirty little grampire you! hey we're the same age! i'm 39 forever. well until july but it's settled i'm 39 forever! i refuse to get older. that's it! (stomping foot!)

Jawporn @mystify you guys are sending me over the edge! Which I'm just hanging over anyways. And I haven't even had any Bic151 yet! or my "Black Devil"...b/c if that's not in honor of Rob wtf is? OMG.

Rob's #4. wth is wrong with you ppl! mahahahaha! sorry i would be pounding away if i were there!

uh yes beesue is grampire but she is a very YOUNG and HAWT grampire who just happens to have grandbabies just like me! stop that teasing! oh and i just happened to post a picture of you and i a few days ago and so did auntie @Robnutmeg so that's why @sakixry knew what you looked like and well so there! @Sakixry made me do it! *evil sakixry* NO NOT REALLY! DEAL WITH IT!
(smiling @robnutmeg)


I'll be glad to meet Rob after hours after his partying and the Ravishim Team can have their way with him.

@feverish annon
We're sorry you're sick. We love everyone here! So stay on with us even after you get better and are thinking with a better head! But please don't mention robsten again. We've all been to vampire camp and know the defending crouch position, right @beesue @robnutmeg @sakixry @oh @faith and if i forgot anyone else please forgive me b/c i have to present in like 5 minutes and my mind is dead!

OH and you'd have to deal with @Lurker and @The League and @morethanhuman AND omg you don't want to deal with them!!!!! nope! They kick dawgs, well actually we all kick dawgs!

Oh to be a cotton thread that holds Rob's boxers together.


GallifreyReject said...

lmao @robin hahahaaa ! i wouldn't know...lmao might have to ask kstew! lol

vampie said...

@robin(me) @robnutmeg hurry up and get home/ on twitter/ i'm waiting up for you. @sakixry has already gone to bed.

@robnutmeg i just posted on twitter, what we DMed. so everyone knows now. actually feel alot better for it. i dont feel so alone anymore. thanks for the Dms they really helped *hugs back*

vampie said...

oh and #RPattz is 2nd...

Ginger Swan said...

@robnutmeg, come on... you quote a line from Buffy... of COURSE I know what you're talking about "get it hard, service the girl". One of my FAV episodes! Sigh.

@Anonymous with a fever... Glad we cheered you up. Feel better soon!

@caitlin, good luck on the AP exams. Wow... such memories. I did those too my senior year.

@Isabella, We missed you too!!! And you totally cracked me up with the rubber ducky song. I think it works!

@Lurker You're like Sears today... but we're seeing the softer side of Lurker. I like it!

Mystify Me said...


Okaty Chickadees, Speaking of dawg kickin' our birthday boy needs us NOW!!!!(MTV AWARDS)




robnutmeg said...

Oh dear God,
@Ginger I forgot that part when spike said
"Get it Hard!" AND How did I forget that? me? Ok so I need a really stiff - well - I'd like to say Rob but I'll make due with a drink!

Oh and SEARS & @Lurker - that's priceless! Probably wishful thinking but priceless!

robnutmeg said...

Ok so I don't mind being the last to post...and I am one of the first to say that Rob you have changed my life....oh dear god how much....but i look at your pictures (ok maybe i do more than look but whatever) and I think of how truly sweet you are....amongst all the voltures that you meet everyday! So I wanted to give you just a song for your birthday...

Since you are a music lover you'll know the song I'm sure...

My Wish
Rascal Flatts
I hope the days come easy and the moments pass slow,
and each road leads you where you want to go,
and if you're faced with a choice, and you have to choose,
I hope you choose the one that means the most to you.
and if one door opens to another door closed,
I hope you keep on walkin' 'til you find the window,
if it's cold outside,
show the world the warmth of your smile,
but more than anything, more than anything,

My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to,
your dreams stay big, your worries stay small,
You never need to carry more than you can hold,
and while you're out there getting where you're getting to,
I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too,
Yeah, this, is my wish.

I hope you never look back, but ya never forget,
all the ones who love you, in the place you left,
I hope you always forgive, and you never regret,
and you help somebody every chance you get,
Oh, you find God's grace, in every mistake,
and always give more then you take.

But more than anything, Yeah, and more than anything,

My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to,
your dreams stay big, and your worries stay small,
You never need to carry more than you can hold,
and while you're out there getting where you're getting to,
I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too,
Yeah, this, is my wish.

My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to,
your dreams stay big, your worries stay small,
You never need to carry more than you can hold,
and while you're out there getting where you're getting to,
I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too,
Yeah, this, is my wish.
this is my wish
i hope you know somebody loves you
may all your dreams stay big

You're the best, Rob!
You will always please us!
Don't ever worry about that!

sakixry said...

@robnutmeg: that is a beautiful song! he would certainly appreciate it. maybe even search for you if he ever gets to read it :)))

robnutmeg said...

Thank you...sniff sniff. I love that song...sniff sniff!

Spank Ransom said...

@robnutmeg - that is one of my fave songs. I sing it to my children.. and they tell me to stop (I'm tone deaf but that's another story for another day). ANYWHO - lyrically it is so touching and hopeful and, really, while we all want to "DO" him and are probably part of the problem (runningablogwhereweoogleandgooglehim) at the end of the day I really hope he remains relatively unaffected by all this.

Maybe we should shut the blog down and let Robert be Robert.


sakixry said...

ehm... @Spank... Do I have your attention? Dont you dare doing this! You hear me?? Shutting down your blog? No you wont! Or I'll come with a pitchfork your way... pffff

robnutmeg said...

ok ok i take back that bloody song! i didn't mean it Rob! (i really did though) but don't shut down. AWWW what am I worried about. pffff. bluff!

sakixry said...

@robnutmeg: I <3 YOU!

@OCD: I mean the things I say! Unfortunately with my almost 3 jobs, my bf, my dog, my family, the apartment errands, Twilight-Headed and Twitter... pffffff.... I have no time to read AS MUCH ff as I would like! But I am reading IHMFLY now and after that I will read maybe the Ex Factor or Saturday School or Subject Edward Cullen. 20K words? Jesus... How will I handle that? Pfff....

I dont want to think about fisting and Fistees again... ick...

@mystify: mahahahaaaaa! ok, DONT smack your friend! Be nice kitty!