I smell just as good as Rob right now. I just worked out with the GQ photo of Rob laying down in front of me the whole time. I was picturing him crooking his sexy arm around the back of my knee (etc. etc, you get where I'm going with that). THAT was my motivation! Plus, all I could think of was how bad I was starting to smell and thinking it would meld perfectly with his luxurious stench! The jaw, the quiver of the lip just before throwing me on the bed, counter, car hood, wheelchair, wheelbarrow, printer...
That photo of Rob does inspire me to try harder. Why just last night I did things to Mr. Spank that he didn't think was possible. I need to thank you, Rob AND GQ - - and not once, but thrice.
Wow Spank. We need to talk! I've been asking Mr. Ginger to do more photoshop pictures for our blog lately. But there's only so many times in one day I can motivate/reward him.
Oh, Ginger, there are MANY rewards that can be given... I don't dare list them or I'll certainly be hailed the League slut!
Well I was talking about how many TIMES in one day, not how many WAYS to reward him, but you've sparked my interest. Go ahead and list the rewards you're thinking of! 
Well Spider, you could just list them as rewards that you'd be willing to give to Rob if he ever graced us with his presence. Aren't we all a little slutty for him?Speak for yourself, Meadow. Uh, on second though... yes, you really can speak for all of us. Never mind.The things I would do to Rob, if anyone saw the list they would put me in a straight jacket. I don't think I could even admit how filthy that man makes me - it's just not healthy!
Okay there is one thing I wouldn't do. I wouldn't... um... yeah, I got nothing. in sum, I'd pretty much throw my morals, ethics and values out the window. My list is more or less a manual of how to go to hell without really trying not to.
Since I'm going to hell...
74 comments:
Hey!
Where is Ninja? No comment today? Didn't you like the Rob Inspiration? Wanna talk about Jasper instead?
Well, things I would do to Rob... hmmm... well I would... hmmm... no way! I am not telling you! Just imagine antything you want! Yes, I WOULD DO THAT!
Hey Rob! Wanna come over? My double bed is occupied only on the one side (I hope when you are there it still would be only occupied on the one side... you know, you on top, me on top etc....), we could eat Souvlaki, we could drink some Ouzo! Where are you?
"I don't want to be with Edward, I just want someone to love me the way he loves Bella."
@sakixry I was here the whole time, you were right, just no comment.
@ninja: aaah! you see how well i know you? *wink* Hey League! Bring her a Jasper please!
@Spider
I now LOVE u - all forgiven b/c of that picture. AND I'll even thank Rob for you.
@sakixry
what you won't tell? OH come on!
@ninja
Jasper over that picture? R u kidding me? League, give NINJA what she wants....
League,
While u guys are busy talking photoshop - I'll just take be taking Rob then.....
Rob,
That pose looks so stinkin uncomfortable - let me HELP you get in a better position....wait those black pants of your's - I bet that zipper is just diggin too deep - uh isn't that better? Now aww ur hands look so tired of being there - see my hands can HELP you...
HANDS HANDS, I remember Spider...
How am I supposed to breathe with NO AIR R R R R....Robspirations....
Oh ....
Let me be the first to thank YOU for giving me a heart attack this morning....
Yes, IT's 5:20 a.m. These stinking nurses around here - did u get a good rest deary? ... as they are stickin a nice needle in my arm? YEAH right....
League,
OMG
That picture is indecent, you guys have very very dirty little minds...Spider, you are evil - Ginger, hell is too warm for you and I think my bp is up which is probably good since I'm going to faint again.....
@sakixry
You can tell me anything...believe me I don't doubt anything that this group talks about anymore.
@robnutmeg
Hands need to be KEPT to yourself. It's such an interesting protective type of pose Rob has....sorta sweet in a way.
@spank
try any HARDER and you'll end up LIKE me. do you want that?
Ok, so I'm going to go now and TRY to breathe....robspirations...hey, Rob wanna give robspirations to a 22 year old pregnant chick? I mean, I won't even tell anyone that you are the father or anything...just saying.
Must go before I read what momma has to say b/c well I'm sure she'll say something that will make me cringe. Besides that, Dr. Cullen comes by at 6:00 and I must get ready for him.
Oh one of my nurses came by and saw the picture and fainted....*grin* She's going to get your website and check it out after she fully recovers. I told her she won't be disappointed. Definitely not.
So I get to go home today...happy....sad no Dr. Cullen...unless he comes home with me....might get crowded there w/ hubby and all.
@Sakixry Hmm, you only have a double bed?
Rob, I have a queen size bed and I sleep in it all alone, we would have so much more room to..well...you be the judge of what we use that room for *wink*
Morning girls!! Isn´t this man a true inspiration for everybody?? (who´s saying no is lying) . He did inspired me (I´ve wrote 2 songs just looking at his picture)I won´t say a word about the dreams so... I know how you girls feel!!
All I have to say...damn KStew!! you are such a lucky son of a b...
Oh yeah and Rob " No se porque me gusta asi tenerte tras mi espalda...pintandome palabras tu,estate quieto y ven aqui...eres como un niño grande..manejando un tanque de papel ..."
The League
Awwww. I have this picture taped to the inside of my nightstand...I've undressed Rob so many different times and trust me those hands do.not.stay.there! But I never look where those hands have BEEN - *cough* I just stare at those Hello Baby eyes and I'm LOST LOST LOST LOST LOST LOST LOST *evilgrin*
Hands, hands. What a wonderful invention...hands!
@sakixry
Way to go, you know you are dying to tell us what you'd like to do in that bed of your's - while ur BF is IN THE OTHER ROOM...so spill it!
@OCD
Yeah, I know all about your bed being empty and all but come now do you really want to do all that with Rob with your 15 yr old in the house? I suggest a nice, cozy BED & Breakfast...eating optional.
@Ninja
*shakes head* Jasper? Yes, but can we see him in this pose? I'd like to compare!
@robnutmeg
It's nice to know that you have recovered from your spider bite.
@Spider
You know I love ya, right? Ur more like daddy long legs...which are kinda cute except that they are the most venomous of house spiders on the planet but they can't penetrate human skin. UH too bad. AND I hate that nickname too.
@Lurker
if you are there, stop lurking - it's annoying as hell and not fair. Besides, I think the League reads minds so they KNOW IT ALL anyways....
@bella
You keep my secret - I'll keep the Dr. Cullen secret...did you get pictures for the league?
@faith
YEAH I agree, Liars. OK so please don't bring up kstewpid - I was having a great day!
I took spanish in college - all bloody 5 years of it. Let's see, OOoh - I need a cold shower now.
@robin(me)
yes i feel MUCH better now, thank u. ROB sucked the venom out last night. It was wonderful! Damn he stopped, tho.
Speaking of lists of things to do with Rob, there's a HOT fanfic over at Twilight.net called "The List": all the things Bella vows to do with Edward before the wedding.
You're welcome.
-resident Twilight smut reader.
@ALL of you who are trying to make me spill out the words...
You know, I am a rather shy person *does anybody believe me?* I can't just go on and write down my Roblated sexual fantasies... tsk tsk tsk... what do you think of me?
@OCD: Yes, a double bed. He can lay on top of me all night long. I wont mind... and I'm kinda soft you know. Not all bones but a curvy little Greek goddess! Bahahahaa!
@faith: you HAVE to tell us what all this Spanish means... spill it!
@robin(me): you have a VERY DIRTY mind... and i love it! shame on you woman! LOL
@HHS: I just started reading the List :):) Interesting... hmmm...
@HHSue
It's nice to see that u made it OUT of the closet. Can I have my turn now? Geez.
I have The List in my fav's. Yummy. whoever the writer is - thumbs up. Hopefully she's like my age or something b/c if not, then YIKES - she makes me look like a nun!
Must go look at "The List"
@sakixry
moi has a dirty mind? geez. yeah well what does the league expect when they JUST paste that robture up for us like that? It's like QUICK grab Mr. Robin before he heads off to work b/c DAMN that picture just sends me to places that well...I can't say.
@happyhoursue
The List, that's like going to the LOVE adult store downtown Seattle where I NEVER GO - no not me! At least I don't have to go NOW b/c of The List.
@faith
OMG, speak English. That is not fair. I don't want to drag out my Spanish dictionary - if I even remember where it is. Let me see. @robnutmeg, tell me what she said or I'll come after you!
UNDER CONSTRUCTION?! What is this on twilight.net ?!
MY oh MY! Rob's eyes - don't u just love those eyes....I SAID eyes ladies....geez dirty minds, much?
Hands a wonderful invention...
@robin(me)
ur my hero.
@ninja
how can u love jasper still after a picture like that?
@sakixry
u shy? maahaahaa...no i don't believe u. maahaahaa
@robnutmeg
suck the venom out? u r sick creature. why didn't u invite me? rob can suck anything i have. AND I doubt ur a nun!
@happyhoursue
I'm there. I memorized The List.
@faith
please translate. i flunked spanish.
@OCD
You worry me girl. Can you breathe? I mean I know how much fanfics affect u. AND Rob....so don't forget to breathe.
Creepy little website u have there - check last night's posts if you didn't see it girls. UH maybe not.
@The League
All of you are trying to kill us all off. Yeah I'm on to you. But you can keep bringing on those Rob pictures and at least we'll die happy!
@Lurker
reveal urself - we know ur out there
@isabella
i'm sorry u have to witness ur mom's UH dark side but at least u know now, right?
Just read Chapter 3 of The List... The Meadow you know *wiggles with the eyebrows*. Very interesting... hmmmm...
It's a Robspiration!!
OK I´ve just saw a new photo with Rob...omg...one moment, I have to clean my heyboard...ok I´m back and I have a suggestion: PLEASE I say they should clone him and give one Rob for each... I don´t know with who I should talk, with him or his mother or to collect signatures...I´ll do whatever is necessary...I´ve always said that the world is just so BAD DISTRIBUTED!!!!
League and readers,
Wow i'm impressed. U know I was there - I'm everywhere - when Rob took that picture. He's covering himself for a f*** good reason - trust me...
so here's the scoop. i have no name b/c i don't know who i am - i have no life b/c i don't want one - AND i don't work so i don't need that ss# u spoke about...yes I'm a creepy little thing but ya know that's just me. if i were a nice little puppy or something then i couldn't be THE LURKER....
OH i don't like DAWGS. I have no use for them.
So here's the compliments:
You guys are all awesome even though you are completed demented and have extremely sick dirty minds. That's why I.like.you!
@faith
YOU SAW A NEW PHOTO OF ROB and you didn't share the link? What's with you girl? Do I have to come to Spain and BOP you?
@Lurker
You drive me crazy, I like u, too.
@sakixry, ninja
just wait until u get to Chap 5! You know NINJA - I hope u continue to read this.
@robnutmeg
I could not start...said site was under construction.
OK as you requested here is the translation (they are the lyrics of the song I´ve made for him and probably doesn´t have too much sense):
"I don´t know why I like having you around ...you just drawing words to me...just stay still and come closer...you are like a big boy trying to control a paper tank"...like I´ve said it doesn´t have much sense is just a song...
But you are right ladies I have to spill it out in English I don´t want to say something to Rob and not share it with you first... ;)
What is the topic for today??? Sorry I got distracted by the picture...
Well, Rob has *ahem* inspired all of us ladies, and I'm sure if my hubs new what brought on most of the distractions I've been providing him lately, he would definitely like to thank Rob :)
@Ginger...I'm going to hell with you, and of course Edward well hopefully its Rob ;)
@faith
Well my translation kinda was rusty -- I didn't get the paper tank...but I should rec'd the stay still and come closer ... big boy...that was enough for me to well need a shower....
Thanks for sharing that, tho.
@ninja
can't u just like karate kick it or something?
@Erin
With a picture like that - I don't think anyone has a topic...all speechless, dumbfounded, stupid gawking older but sexually mature women - yep that's us.
I just thank ROB ... period ... anyway I can.
@susan & isabella
no offense - i know ur younger than us.
@robnutmeg I think that's what happened *sheepish*
What, Susan and Isabella are young uns?
@ninja
u got a watch that kick of ur's.
AND yes, Susan - r u out there?
Well I think Susan is like 21 or something and
I know first hand that Isabella is 22. Oh the youth of today. I always thought that Isabella should have waited for Edward. She was the very first person I know that read Twilight way back when? But she got married anyways..NO offense to Mr. Isabella....he's a cute one.
But told me about Edward. I didn't get on board until much later.
@robnutmeg
is not new...is just I´ve never see it before but I can´t give you the link because someone send it to me, but if you want to see it go to twitpic of faith_83...there it is ;)
btw I have a photo there with Rob and a girl, who is she??
@robnutmeg
I started Twilight a couple days after last Halloween! My friend lent me the first book, and I managed to get through Eclipse before the movie came out. I couldn't get through Breaking Dawn because she was letting someone else borrow the books about the same time I was!
League
forgive me for NOT talking about Rob...but well in a way, I'm still talking about TWILIGHT. so I guess I'm legal...sorta
Everyone!!!!!
Dr. Collin (Cullen) saw this site as he was working on discharging me from this hell hole..
I could have died. At least he didn't see my comments. He just kinda scrunched his eyebrows (OH god that was cute) and I think he kinda smirked or maybe that was a frown. Well I'm sure he's been twilighted by someone - coz damn that guy is a dead ringer for Carlisle w/o the pale skin and bleach blonde hair wiggy thing. BETTER.
Ok so now I can go find a large rock (6 months pregnant sized rock) and hide under it b/c I totally need some therapy now.
MY BAD MY BAD
Twilighted.net
not Twilight.net
http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=2026
@faith: I'll sign the petition! Hell I will even run the campaign! Let's clone the boy! We should all have our equal share of Robward!
@The Lurker: Why thank you dearest Lurker!I am proud of myself!
@ninja&robnutmeg: karate kick the site already! bahahhaha!
@anonymous and the rest of you!
We are sick and twisted and that's why we've all bonded so well. Well, I should say we'd all like to be bonded with RP/EC!
This picture get's me EVERYTIME, or everyday I should say! ;)
Sadly his hands are covering up that special something that only a handful of women have had the luxury of tasting. I would love to sink some venom into that~
Morning ladies!
@Ninja... I totally get what you said about wanting to be loved like Edward loves Bella. I think that's part of the appeal of the Twilight story... or it was until Rob came along. ;) @Ninja, we'll give you what you want, you can have Jasper.
@isabella, thanks for spreading the word about Twilight-Headed with the nurse. Hmmm... maybe we should make little cards with our blog address for our faithful readers to pass out and spread the love. ;)
@Lurker, we love you. You should make a blogger account and have "The Lurker" be your name.
I have had the GQ issue open to that picture since I brought it home. Rob lives in my bathroom, on the counter next to the toilet. Sometimes he gets wet after I shower. He looks good wet, too.
Hello Ladies of the League!
...I must digress...that picture...well I sure don't feel like a lady. That man is so HOTTTTT - want to rip off my clothes and dive in! Yeah he inspires me ...to be soooo naughty!
@spider - League Slut? Look behind you, the line is long!
@sakixry and OCD - don't need no stinking bed - the floor, couch, wall (yeah up against the wall is good!).
@robnutmeg - He does look uncomfortable -think he must need a little shoulder massage with some hot oil - ohhh - must take off the shirt - oops! spilled oil on your pants - they must come off, too - let my fingers do the walkin'!
@isabella - happy you are better - we do need pics and yes, I am a cougar - RWWWR! A slutty, dirty, cougar and luvin it!
@faith - the league needs a theme song - something dirty but amusing!
@hhsue - frantically trying to find the List! New FF! NewFF!! Like a kid in a candy store!!
@Ginger - finally thru season three of Buffy - Freakin 20 episodes per season! I luv the scooby crew and think I am getting a thing for Giles - that Brit accent and the tweed! Josh is brilliant -
It is 2:00 here in Texas and am watching a movie on SciFi called Dark Kingdom and Rob is in it. He is hot!
Man! I forgot to click the little box that sends all the comments to my inbox! Now I am very very behind again :(
Ok, you guys will get a kick out of this!
I was sitting here reading the Submissive---it's very hard to wrap my head around Edward being like this, but everyone suggested it, so maybe I will get used to it, lol.
Anyway, I inhaled when I took a drink of pop like an idiot and sat there and choked for a few minutes (you know how it goes down your windpipe and you think you will never breathe again? lol) While I am sitting here practically dying, guess what I was thinking?
"OMG! It will be just my like I will die here and my family will see I died reading PORN!!!!!" ahahahahahah!
Then, once I could breathe again, I thought, man, if I really DO die and someone goes to clean out my computer they will have a very different idea of who I was!! LOL! Hopefully they would be too upset to actually try to read the websites I have saved in my "Food" folder!! LOL...not sure why I picked the food folder, maybe just cause I figure no one will ever think to look in that folder. Maybe subconsciously I think it is food for the sex soul! HAHA!
@OCD
LOL at the idea of you dying and being caught reading Twi-porn. (not that I would want you to die - just he porn part) It could easily be me. I waste way too many hours on Twilighted.
@HHS I was late to an appointment this morning because I was reading The List. I may have to discuss it's finer points on Sunday.
@OCD If I'd have died from this headcold I have this morning my family would've found the same thing. I'm still trying to figure out how I ended up reading thinly-veiled-porn every day. But I do. I told Mr. Meadow I had to read it for the blog. Same reason why I have to look up pictures of Rob. It's a difficult life I lead, I'm tellin' ya. ;)
@Meadow
Well, you are lucky, your husband is in on the secret! My husband is the one who would have the heart attack if he found out!! LOL! No one in my family would check my computers except my kids and they aren't interested in all of my documents and saved websites and such, lol!
@Ocd
Death by robporn. Now that's one I haven't heard! YOU are reading Submissive and still alive...that's saying quite a bit! A take a nice swig of JD before I take that on....and then it's delicious.....gulp....delicious!
So we said goodbye to Dr. Cullen *sniff* and now are all home, safe and sound. Daughter, babybelly, grandma, godgrandma & grandson. And a little depressed b/c well no more Dr. Cullen. *sniff sniff* but, then again - there's that DARN picture again and POOF I'm happy again.
@beesue
Oh Giles - I love how he would get all nervous and say OH DEAR all the time. I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought that guy was sexy as hell. It just gets better so keep watching....but make sure you are near a shower. just saying. pssst. the guy sings and plays guitar, too.
AS for Rob: How about UP AGAINST THE SHOWER WALL...you know get clean and DIRTY at the same time....
@sakixry
what petition are we signing? uh? what? who? come on ur driving me crazy!
@spider
As I have practiced undressing our dear friend Rob, you know with my photo and PE, (w/o legs) I think I know exactly what's underneathe those lovely hands of his. Venom? No don't do that. We want it in FULL working order not paralyzed. GEEZ.
@robin(me) - PE without legs ....ROLMFAO!!!!
@beesue
My thoughts exactly!!! I wonder if she broke them off by accident by the things she was DOING to him!?!? haha
I just don't get the PE...I am waiting for the plush version...there are so many more things you can do with plush.....hard little barbie-doll edward? Not so much
LOL!
Uh...
Well it's nice to see that the gang's all here. Or maybe we're missing some?
@OCD
didn't I tell u to stay away from the fanfics? MMM? *shaking head*
@beesue
league slut...look behind you...maahaaahaaaa. Sad but true.
@robin(me)
You drink JD? Is the before or after work?
@Ginger & Spider
Good Morning (or afternoon in my case) to you, too.
@Lurker
You are really starting to creep me out...I like you!
@beesue and OCD
UH HEM
I broke those damn legs by accident the first time and Mr. Robin graciously put them back on...I was afraid to ask him to fix it again b/c he threatened to feed PE to Trainwreck and then I'd have nothing to play with. GEEZ. PLUSH PE? WHAT? Why am I the last to know these thing? ANYWAYS, my PE can't OUTRUN me now...mahaahaa.
OH and well
@oh
to answer your question:
before..during..and after!
@Robin(me) I tell you what, everytime I read your posts I literally laugh OUT LOUD! VERY LOUD!
"Can't outrun me" LOL!!
As for plush PE...prolly will never happen, but I can dream, can't I??? lol
*It needs to be waterproof, though*
@spider: only a handful? are you sure? well i think that that's not fair! when we cant clone him, he should at least let a couple hundred woman taste the goods!
@ginger: hey, send me a big twilight headed sign, i can glue it to my car! so everybody can see i am twitarded...and they can check your wonderful site!
@ocd: dear ocd, pls be very careful with your windpipe there! i dont want anything to happen to you! yes...it would be quite embarassing to find all the websites... i dont have them in my favorites, i just remember them!
I think we all could get caught reading twi-porn!
@sakixry awww, ty!
I am not twitarded enough to save them in my favorites! Even though Mr. OCD never gets on this computer, he uses favorites on his computer and if he ever DID come in here who is to say he wouldn't check mine?!?! lol
I have several folders in my documents or on my desktop that I save websites, documents, etc. in. I mostly keep my "secret" stuff in the folder on my desktop that says "Food" lol. Mr. OCD would only think it is recipes so he would never check.....unless I died and he just wanted to see what kind of food I wanted!?!???? lol...maybe I should rename the folder to "Menstrual cycles" HAHA!! or "Tampons" or something really really feminine!!
@robin(me): faith said something about cloning rob! that's what i wanted to sign! dont you agree? wouldnt you like your own cloned rob???
i'm glad you are home safe even if you had to leave Dr.Cullen behind!
Your PE cant outrun you now? BAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!!
@ocd: pls inform me when the plush version of PE comes out. i will order one from amazon! aaah! things you can do with plush PE...
and yes, it MUST be waterproof!
yes, indeed! tampons or menstrual cycle would be a very good idea! i have a little 10' netbook that only belongs to me! i clarified that to my bf when he asked to take it with him once... and i have a windows password :) nobody can see my favorites!!
@faith
cloning rob...yes, please!
@sakixry
thanks for the info. must be waterproof...wait...PE isn't waterproof??????...OH DEAR!....Yes a plush PE that his.legs.don't.break.off when u are trying to UH arrange them....geez! AND maybe one that doesn't have a blank look on his face...like uh? where am I? ur with me, rob dear.....and everything is okie. robspirations!
AND thank u - we are glad to be back home again....bye bye Dr. Cullen. Lots of little boys named EDWARD...*rolls eyes* Of course it's simply perfect to name your girl Isabella....*rolls eyes*
@OCD
TAMPONS, u.crack.me.up girl! LOL LOL LOL that's priceless I've got to remember that.
@beesue
OK, I´m working on it!!Is true that we need a song!!
LOL!!!!! Son just came in with the funniest thing!
"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil!" HAHA! Isn't that the truth? Awwww, I luv Mr. OCD, don't get me wrong....he just isn't EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
@robin(me)
WAIT. You broke PE again?!? *throwing up hands up in the air* AND no you can't have mine...don't ask.
@beesue
uh massage oil...now that would make it much better...ok ok i'll share him w/ you b/c u.think.dirty like me....
Not saying that the rest of you don't b/c THE League of Sluts...and the READER Sluts...how true.
@Meadow
I'm sorry you have a cold - but if you are going to die - what better way?
@OCD
Submissive? You.are.one.brave.slutty.girl - my friend! I drank a whole bottle of wine to get through that puppy. AND for some reason stayed sober...maybe next time I'll drink JD like u @robin(me) - you are scaring me, btw! talk l8r.
Tampons? Luckily I don't have to hide my fav's and folders - I live a free life now. Well except for Neil (I think his name is Neil?) and my BTVS dvd's and PE - and of course Twilight DVD - up to 39 x and tonight - 40 in less than a month. Not bad.
@sakixry
dvd yet? or shouldn't i ask? *ducking now* hey, u know the invite is still open....come anytime. bring daughterdog. and wine. and suvlakva (how the hell to you spell that?) anyway I love GREEK food. Have it all the time -but the ppl who own the restaurant are Japanese Americans ????? Don't go there.
@Lurker
OK now you are starting to creep me out too. You aren't by any chance my x MIL are you? Just checking. B/c damn - I thought I hid ur body pretty darn well.
OH sorry Spider. OOPS. I've been bad very very bad. You can send me Rob and he can PUNISH me! *is it me or is it hot in here?*
@Robnutmeg
I think I have beat you on the DVD watching!! I lost count around 30 or so and just kept watching. I have been a good girl lately and not watched...actually, I wouldn't say a good girl since instead of watching Twilight before I fall asleep, I read fanfiction until my eyes cross and I can't help but fall asleep....I think I would say I have went from a bad girl to a worse girl....
@robnutmeg
*throwing up hands up in the air*
throwing UP? and you give me a bad time about drinking JD? *sheesh* AND no I love MY legless PE - he is so accommodating now. AND his legs do go on when.i.want.them.to! You know for when I need him to take walks with me and such...
@OCD
"looser in aluminum foil" LOL omg ur killing me today....
@ Everyone (or anyone who cares): My mother (who is visiting me) is reading Twilight... b/c I gave it to her. She likes the books but doesn't get the "I love Edward" phenomenon. *shamed and embarrassed to call her mom.*
I sighed and showed her the GQ pics of Rob and she said, "ooh... look at his eyes. He's so handsome. WOW!" She's 73, BTW.
So, in sum, she may not get Edward but she wants to do Rob. Which may or may not make me want to crawl under a rock (and by "rock" I mean Edward Cullen).
@robnutmeg: i don't know why but in the last couple of days you tend to wanna share all the time with beesue... what's going on over there! Being a League reader, you HAVE to share with all of us!
DON'T.ASK.ME.ABOUT.THE.DVD! You will CERTAINLY be the first to know when I buy it!! Well, robnutmeg, maybe I will use the invitation and come visit you some day! I think we will better buy the Suvlaki ingredients there and I will make you some. Bringing them all the way from greece is a bad idea... all the airplane will smell of garlic!
Speaking about Rob, punishment and "Submissive" fanfic in the same post makes it VERY hot indeed!
@Spank: Your mother wants to DO Rob? Well, tell her she should take a number... I'll bring her a chair if she can't stand around long because of her age you know.
OMG
@Spank
My mom has the hots for him too! Geez. She's 73 also. Move over, I need to have a place under that ROBROCK too. *shudder*
What?
@sakixry
huh? i was busy uh warming up my massage oils...sorry. uh?
OH u know
OK OK don't take offense...I didn't INVITE beesue to stay with me. well, you can if you want @beesue but well you know what I mean.
you know i heart you sakixry! don't u?
@spank & robnutmeg
ok that's really scary - i wonder what it's like in those nursing homes, though since Robward came on the scene...perky little devils, your moms. UH yeah, Robin's mom is a perky.little.devilette! *shuddering*
@sakixry - you know the league motto "one for all and all for one"? Sharing IS Caring!
@spank - your Mom sounds Cool! and she has good taste in men.
@OCD - I just went in a changed all my folder names. Good Idea!
Oh and I am eating Milk Duds - wish Rob had given them to me though!
Party time! or it was....
@spank, robin(me)
No offense that just makes me a little creeped out. ESP Grandma HOTS for Rob? I can't handle this...I need to lie down.
@beesue
DAMN the motto, I could have used that...missed that one.
@sakixry
don't u worry, we in the US of A that has Twilight DVD by the truckloads - do care about you in GREECE. GREECE wtf is wrong with you?
@Sakixry.... let me get this straight, you cannot purchase the dvd from the us and have it mailed? What am I missing? I'd be happy to get it for you and mail it! Let me know!
@spider: if i could, i would kiss you right now! you are such a doll!!! the greek dvd is not released for sale yet... in a few days... weeks... i hope!
if there would be a way to ge this TARGET 3 DVD Box in my hands... aaah! that would really be something. we dont have TARGET in Greece... grrr... i could order the 2disk dvd from amazon but there would be no gr subs you know, for my sisters, my mom, my girlfriends...
@Sakixry....
So.... do you want me to hit Target and mail it to you? You obvioulsy speak and read English?!
:)
Hello Ladies!! Jumping to the end,as I have to hit the mattress...sadly alone.Although lucky me has dreampt of Robward 3 times of late. Nothing too extreme unfortunately(one can always hope).
The last one I was in Italy, helping Rob read his lines when he confronts Jane. He threw himself on the hotel room floor, clutching his head, writhing and howling....fade to black.
WTF???? OKAY IF I GO TO ITALY...I want payback!!!A dream fades to black??? I want a refund!!Okay to bed, and maybe a second chance in my dreams.;)
Going to see Sam Bradley tomorrow night!! :) Cheers!
@mystify me
I hate dreams like those....fade to black...wait...helping him w/ his lines? WHAT? I mean don't you really mean helping him undress or wash his back ... what? Hey Jane's a pint size slut!
SB, lucky stiff....LOOK for the black hoodie! ;)
Sweetrobdreams!
@ocd
are you out there?
Hey girls. Make sure Greece's DVD player standards are campatable with the US.
I know my friend brought back Bad Mother's Handbook and HAUNTED Airman form Britain and we could not watch in Canada, so we had to download from the internet. A bit fuzzy but wonderful. Rob is kinda fuzzy. xoxoxo
Yes, I'm here. Last chapter of this sick, irresistible, porn story...argh! I am such a perv!
I am so excited to read Edward's version...and I have a feeling it is going to be worse than hers!! Geez, I need therapy.....
SRDs RobNutmeg!!!Scrub a dub.;)
@spider: my dearest Spider! I love you! You know that, dont you? I really would like you to do that for me but how will i possibly send you the money???
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