Monday, April 27, 2009

"The Full Robert"





According to this article on Examiner.com there's a full frontal scene of Rob in Little Ashes. Is it too much to hope that it's not "the tuck"? Because I think I can ignore some guy-on-guy for that.






How much do you want to bet it's the tuck picture? If it's not, I'll have to wait until a screenshot of it hits the internet. I can't watch that movie, no way, no how. Like I said, if I have to watch my Robward doing it "doggy style" with another dude, I will be TRAUMATIZED for life! Meadow, if you see it, sneak a picture of it with your phone for me, k?




If so, I want to take that picture and blow it up to scale to get an accurate sizing - just to answer the age old question, "does the size of one's feet have any bearing on sizing 'elsewhere.'" I also will see the movie because I believe his todger performance in the film will be a must-see.




I'm looking forward to seeing the movie any way you slice it. I can squint or mentally block out the other dude if need be. I'm also very anxious to see my RP play in more sexual scenes since Twilight really doesn't get us the "up-close" filth we all seem to crave! And it sounds like this movie get's pretty down and dirty. It'll be fun to watch him in a more passionate role. Don't forget, I have a photographic memory, I plan to replace the other man with myself for day-dreaming purposes. Bring it on, I can take it!




Oh, and I plan to take photographs and replace the other dude with myself. And then print it out. And frame it. *looking around* What? Too far?







Not if you're asking me! And Meadow, you've seen my desk.









Not at all! Though, I kinda think I'd STILL be traumatized if I saw Mr. Sparklepants giving it to YOU "doggy style".







At least I'm not photo-shopping his head on my wedding photo. Now THAT would be creepy.







Oh, you just gave me a great idea. I mean, yeah, that's creepy. I'll see you guys later, gotta find Mr. Ginger and talk to him about something, cough.






*looking at the rest of the League* What do you think she'd have to do to get him to agree to THAT??? Wait... On second thought, I don't want to know...





One word: Strawberries...








Photobucket

98 comments:

~Jamie said...

I think what we all want to know at this point is...


Why is Ginger so obsessed with all things doggie style?

sakixry said...

Bahahaha @ Jamie! That's a good question!

I truthfully hope that it is NOT the *shivering* Tuck picture *cringe*...

I will also see the movie... (if Greece decides its worth to bring it... the DVD is still not available to buy...f****** distribution companies...). I can also be very good at blocking things out of my memory! And this will be the OTHER MAN in the screen! I will replace him with ME! (in the scenes when Rob is the one above I mean...).

86rabbit said...

I don't think it will just be the tuck. Dali was freaky. This is an indie film. I'm guessing there will be much more than just the tuck.

~Jamie said...

I don't know if I'll see the movie... I just REALLY love Rpattz as Edward and I think I want him to stay that way at least until the series is finished.

faith_83 said...

Morning all!! I´m sure we gonna see much more than just the tuck...I have a strong feeling about it ;)

vampirefreak101 said...

@faith_83 do you have secret information?! urgh i can't wait..

it had better not just be 'the tuck' that scarred me for life LOL

we get to see Rob having sex, yea its with a man but i can block that out! It's unlikely Rob will ever do this much nudity in a film again. so 'tuck' or more, i get to see Rob having sex (ok, its not real but he must 'act' it the way he normally would if he was having sex..right?! )

@sakixry morning!!

sakixry said...

@vampirefreak: morning dearest vampirefreak!
@faith: yes faith! You and your Spanish... you MUST have some secret inside information!

vampirefreak101 said...

COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC..SORRY!
@sakixry
1st piece of exciting news:
i have 2 jobs and 1 of them (cinema)has agreed to transfer my job to the Camden branch (in London) !! i am officially leaving jobs on 26th June and then will move to LONDON!! now just to find somewhere to live?!

2nd news: i am going on holiday on 24 May.. and i wanna scream I'm so excited! yep, thats your clue. guess.

sakixry said...

@vampirefreak: finally!!! that's what you wanted!!! aaaaahhhh!! Now you can totally move close to Rob's home and then when you finally meet him you can write a non-fan-fiction *wiggles with eyebrows* if you know what i mean!! really? cinema business? what kind of business if i may ask?? very interesting!! I almost worked for Warner Roadshow here in Greece (distribution company) but unfortunately it didn't work out...
Vacation huh... hmmm? where to little girl? Could it be Canada maybe?

vampirefreak101 said...

@sakixry
LMFAO!! Yep, 'when' i 'meet' Rob I'll write about it!! i work for a well know cinema chain (its my 2nd job), just doing the boring stuff like serving customers tickets and food! At least I'll have some work.

they won't be in Canada then, they'll be somewhere else.. someone closer to me (and you).

sakixry said...

@vampire: are you telling me you are coming to Greeceeeeeeeeee????????????? You will totally meet me!! I'm telling you girl!
So what will happen with your 1st job when you go to London?

sakixry said...

Aaaah! No! I know now! You are going to Volterra??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!! Right?? I'm soooo jealous...

robnutmeg said...

Good Morning Ladies

@Meadow
Could you take a picture on your camera for me, too. Coz I'm with Ginger - no can do see movie - even if it mean nudie!

@vampirefreak
I hope you get your new job u want.

@sakixry
mmm. i believe u'd do anything to see rob naked....and off topic: making friends on the side, are you? huh!

@jamie
I agree! But it's also too freaky for me as well.

@to all who cares:
Ok this is not really as off Twilighty as some are but Twilight, I have a problem:

BF asks me yesterday - where do you see us 7 months from now? I go uh, what - you ... can't -- I mean - no...NO! *kstewpid does inspire me sometimes* AND all I could say was New Moon movie Nov. 20! WE had this huge fighty and well I think he's gone. mmm. Yeah well it wasn't a total lost we drove so far that we ended up in Forks *wiggle eyebrows* Hey, I did the driving....that part was fun.

Anyways,
Ginger:
I can give you an OLD wedding picture of mine for your husband to practice with. NOW that would be worth it! *snicker*

sakixry said...

@robnutmeg: LMAO!!! I was laughing sooo hard! First because of your "making friends on the side" comment (i don't believe your jealous, are you? don't forget, you were the one drinking and licking rob's poster together with "The Lurker"...) and second because of your Kstewpid inspirations!! Bahahahaaa! BF must be pissed!!!!!

robnutmeg said...

@sakixry
Yeah well....friends w/ the Lurker? yeah if u want to die in ur sleep! I don't need help in licking Rob's poster, thank you very much! *grin* Now yeah I'm jealous ok? Yeah traumatized by BF Neil that I'm actually inspired by kstewpid and that's a true story! *shaking head* But @vampirefreak is awesome so I can't be mad. Especially if it means FF! Hey where is it anyways? WANNA READ WANNA READ! Yeah u euros got to stick together! @Faith, are u in on it too?

Yeah for Americans! rah rah rah. Anyone? At least we've got DVDs. Greece, u still suk!

Oh I wrote you, sakixry yesterday's post! Thank you for missing me! *hanging head in shame*

Anonymous said...

Disgusting minds, tsk tsk Ladies!

I told you, Rob will show me everything in Volterra!

@sakixry
no one was stopping u from licking too! I.read.everything! *grinch grin*

@robnutmeg
1. get rid of the jerk. tell him ur doing rob in 7 months! 2. sleep with one eye open at all times!

@meadow
meow!

@spider
if ur memory can do all that, than conjur Rob HERE so we don't have to see him bong a guy!

The Lurker! *she who sneaks up on you*

robin(me) said...

Good Morning, League - Great caption!
*laughing and choking on my bagel*

Don't have time - duty calls stupid case!

@Spider
Maahaahaa! Love it.

@Meadow
Why u naughty girl - take pictures for me - can't do it either!

@sakixry
wow, ur feisty today. poor robnutmeg! Thanks for your last post on ur many FF abbrev. YES I'm in the process of reading WA - but it's like reading a smutty war & peace....LONNNNGGGGG *meow*

@vampirefreak
YEAH! new job and waiting *arms folded* for FF!!!! why does @sakixry get to read it?

@robnutmeg
Come let's go to work. GEEZ. Sorry about Neil but at least u have ur priorities straight, right?
ARRRGGGG!

@lurker
as creepy as you are, i like what u said to spider...
yeah spider get him here!!!!

@OCD
I'll talk to you l8r - be working all day. *sad eyes*

sakixry said...

@robnutmeg: i saw your post! I have all posts on e-mail alert! I can't loose one single word! I'm returning the love girl!
UK doesn't have Euros *wink* they still have their British pounds.
Yeah... we suck... no Robward DVD with special features and noone cares enough to offer me to send me the Target DVD... *sighs*

sakixry said...

@The Lurker: Yeah, you're probably right..I just prefer skin to skin and not skin to paper contact...but wait! maybe if i get a paper cut on my tongue, Edward will come to soothe it???? Hey, move aside! I wanna have a taste too!
@robin(me): yeah, WA is not really like fanfiction. It's like reading a real and long book! It is really depressing...i'm telling you...the last chapters are difficult. But i truly LOVE it! Go Angstgoddess!

vampirefreak101 said...

@robnutmeg @ robin(me)
sakixry is my proofreader and there are some things i'm changing so you will all have to wait.. *sticking tongue out* plus i'm a tease and i'm gonna make you wait anyways!! ha ha

@robnutmeg what.. me! a 'friend on the side'?! oh yes :o) and you are soo jealous!! LOL

@sakixry my other job was only temporary til September anyway so i am quiting that job completely.

from 25-30 May- a certain Mr Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Ashley Greene ( and a yellow Porsche!) will be filming in Montepulciano, Italy (AKA Volterra). and between 24- 31 May i will be in.. Montepulciano !!O.M.F.G.!!! *faints*

sakixry said...

@vampirefreak: ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE ABOUT THAT????? *takes a magazine and makes some air* OMG!! Well that will be a very heavy vacation! No time to relax! Just time for hunting down Robward!!!
@all who have to wait for vampirefreaks great fanfic: *sticking tong out also* but it will be sooooooo worth it! It's written specially for all of us!

vampirefreak101 said...

@sakixry
i don't expect to relax.. I'm set stalking! LOL and yea they've confirmed location and dates of filming :o) i could die happy if i met Rob and Kristen, oh and Ashley again *crossing fingers*

sakixry said...

@vampirefreak: what does "again" mean??? *eyeing you warily*

vampirefreak101 said...

@sakixry
I've met Ashley (and Kellan and Peter and Justin Chon and Christian Serratos) before,in February, at a convention in England :o) best day of my life so far (am meeting Peter again in July!)

we are getting so off topic, The League are gonna kill us for messing up their comments board LOL

naked Rob-naked Rob-naked Rob
that should do it!

robnutmeg said...

@vampirefreak
i take it back, i'm not jealous of u - i'm green w/ envy! *glaring eyes at vf!* sticking tongue out at you, too! so there.

rob is always NAKED in my dreams!

@sakixry
euro as in europeans! *shaking head* returning the love back! so nice to have friends.... i think! *smirk*

rob is naked naked naked!

signed....robgirls at work trying to find ways NOT to!

robin(me) said...

@robnutmeg
good grief jealous and envy are the same thing, girl! *staring at robnutmeg right now* don't sign both our names when u make silly statements like that!

And its NOT rob tuck naked either!!!!!!!!!!! *grins*

sakixry said...

aaaahahahaaaaaahhh!!! *screams and runs around in the room with the hands up in the air* You met Ashley and Peter and Kellan and you say it like that??? *another screaming and running round in the room* OMG!! *gasps for air* and finally *faints*

vampirefreak101 said...

@robnutmeg
i love you robnutmeg!

um, not to advertise my blog or anything but have you seen my convention photos, memories etc?
www.madaboutvampires.blogspot.com

i'd take you all with me to Montepulciano if i could :o)

vampirefreak101 said...

@sakixry LMFAO !!!

that was me in February..

robnutmeg said...

@vampirefreak
I.love.u.too. *tears rolling down face* AM I in your ff? Please say so! I'm in awe of u right now queen vampire freak. I feel so OUT OF IT right now. u've met all my cullens! u hear that robin? geez all we do is put bad criminals in jail! what's great about that?

@sakixry
calm down girl, u'll have a stroke.....u know i love ya! paper cut! mmmm. isn't that how all of this stuff started???? LOL!

kt said...

im still betting its the tuck. i mean if pictures of that ended up all over the internet why wouldnt pictures of full frontal, which would be highly preferable, make its way across the world wide web as well? this is the first ive heard of any other nudity other than the tuck and i dont see how so many people could have seen it and just forgotten to mention we get a glimpse of little robbie.

just my two cents. i personally cant wait to see little ashes.

sakixry said...

@vampirefreak: I just checked out your site and the pictures and I had to laugh while seing you together with all the actors. Your smile gradually widens and when Peter is holding you really tight, you look like almoist going to faint! Peter whispering in Rob's ear "You're so sexy" LOL! He really seems a great guy!
You are soooo lucky meeting him! Greece sucks... booooh!

Kellan is sooo handsome! Next best thing (for me) after my Robward!

@robnutmeg: of course you would know! you are an educated lawyer girl! i still <3 you! Yes, yes! With a paper cut! That's why I'm trying to get one myself *continues licking in a frenzy*

I think that even in the trailer of Little Ashes - if you look really well - you can see something when they jump into the water! Or was it just my imagination...?

vampirefreak101 said...

@sakixry
i was shaking so much, Peter noticed and held me tighter!!
trust me that did not help!
o.m.f.g that man is just perfect.
i was a Peter fan before Twilight was even written. *swoons*

Peter will always be my number one.

@all you need to be on twitter.com then we could chat and not mess up The League s comment board!!

naked Rob - naked Rob - naked Rob

Meadow Cliffdiver said...

*giggling* You guys really don't have to apologize for "hijacking" the comments here. I don't have as much time to hang on twitter as I'd like so at least I get to read all of it here.

@vampirefreak OME I'm sooooo insanely jealous!!! We may have the movie here in America but it's so freakin' big that I still haven't gotten to meet anyone!!! Stupid living in FL. Pft.

And as for the rest of you, I promise the League is not mad about off-topic comments. So you don't have to chant "Naked Rob". But feel free to anyway. I'm going to go do dishes now while chanting it. *grin*

vampirefreak101 said...

@robnutmeg
everyone is in my FF because it doesn't say who Edward is with, just a 'she' so we can all imagine it's us!!

sakixry said...

@vampirefreak:yeah, I can imagine how you must have felt... If I would ever meet Rob and he would hold me tight I would probably either:
a)attack him or
b)faint and make a fool of myself...but maybe he would then give me mouth to mouth...mmmhhhh...

Hey, Vampirefreak... you shouldn't have said that...(quote the script...)why did you reveal that it's about "she" general :-(( It should be a surprise... *frowns*

@Meadow: Thank you so much deares meadow for the free pass on f****** up your pretty blog! But I think it makes you smile reading all this, right?

OCD Sufferer said...

Ok, this may shock all of you because my reputation on this site is becoming pretty slutty, lol, but I.do.not.want.to.see.Rob.naked!! lol
1. In Little Ashes he is gawdy looking...ewww!! The hair, the skinniness, just ewwww.
2. I am afraid of it ruining the perfect mental images...I don't think anyone can live up to those, lol!!!!

Sorry, no matter what....even if I am told it was the best movie in the world, I will NOT watch Little Ashes. I have never watched Brokeback Mountain because I can't ruin the image of Heath or Jake! Also, I read somewhere that he watches the other guy in the movie have sex with a girl while he whacks off in the corner...that is utterly disturbing and just knowing he "did" it makes bile come up in my mouth, I sure as heck don't wanna see it! LOL!

Ok, on another note....
I am suffering from withdrawals! I am waiting for updates on my ffs and going crazy. Part of me wants to look for more, but geez, I already have WAY TOO MANY to watch for updates!
I even re-read some of my favorite chapters from some of them.
Geez, I am pathetic!

sakixry said...

@ocd: i can totally understand you... but anyways, my curiosity is much bigger than my coherency...maybe I will regret it after I see it but I just have to...

Hey, how many chapters are there in WA??? 47? I am almost done and I am starting to get depressed...

OCD Sufferer said...

WA is currently on chapter 48 (which has part 1 and part 2). She is only going to chapter 50 and having an epilogue....I can't wait for the next 2 chapters cause I am hoping for a REAL love-making scene, lol...NOT SMUT! They need the love man! But at the same time, I don't want it to end :( However, I printed out some chapters, I plan to print them all and then I can re-read @ work and keep Darkward with me all the time *GRIN*
I am loving the Whoreward from Tropic of Virgo...don't like that he is a whore, lol, but Bella is pulling him out of that.
So far, I like all the Eds...*sigh* even when I start reading and think, "I don't like Ed this way" I always end up liking him, lol...the writers do a good job of making you fall in love with him. T.O.V was EXTREMELY hard because like I said yesterday it is hard seeing him be smutty with other girls....(because you know, Bella is aka OCD, so when he is with someone other than her, he is cheating on me!!)

sakixry said...

@ocd: why cant i see chapter 48???? I can only see until 47!! Can you please please post the link???
Yes, I also want a real love making scene. The first time they had sex scene was very bad for me. I thought that it was very bad for them both. They both felt awful after that. I'm telling you, AG gets to me sooo bad... I had a deep crease in my forehead while reading the last chapters and I was so frustrated and sad...
I am planning to print it all out to have it handy!
When I'm done with WA I will read Tropic of Virgo. I'm curious about that!
Hey, even if he is with Bella he is cheating on me! Vampirefreak, where is the story? I need it! Will read it everytime I'm down!

vampirefreak101 said...

@sakixry
i am home from work now so will continue! :o)
i only quoted 'she' because robnutmeg asked and it teases our audience more because thery haven't read any of it!!

OCD Sufferer said...

@Sakixry what page do you read it on? livejournal?
Here is the link:
http://angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/15786.html
That is part one, then click the next chapter at the bottom for part 2 ;)

sakixry said...

@ocd: thank you thank you thank you!!! When is she going to update? any idea?
@vampirefreak: aaahh! I'm waiting!!!! I feel like I need to take a shower you know!

OCD Sufferer said...

Her update from 47 to 48 took 17 days....last month she posted 3 chapters all at once, but it was after a whole month w/out updates. You can never tell with her (thank God I only came into the scene on chapter 47, I couldn't have handled waiting for chapters before that!!)

sakixry said...

@ocd: oh...i hope it wont take to long... and thank god i started reading now that even 48 is out. I would die if i had to wait all this time...

Susan said...

@Meadow I'd replace myself too

-jocose- said...

little ashes is playing at my local independent theater starting may 8th...i'm watching it first thing after work. if no one else has seen it before then, i'll report back to you ladies. =)

100% team edward, 110% team rob, he can do NO wrong... this man is lethal-jocose-

Christy said...

I can't imagine there is another full frontal scene besides the "tuck", it seems like we would have heard about it. I wonder if it's the swimming scene?

I'm sure Rob's schlong is thin - but loooong. OMG I can't believe I just said that.

I got one of the signed posters in the How To Be soundtrack and I feel like I am that much closer to him ;)

Mystify Me said...

@Vampirefreak101 Go girl!!!
Montepulciano? That is amazing!!

Okay am I weird? I just want to see Rob's bum. lol

Mystify Me said...

@Christy lol

OCD Sufferer said...

yeah, if it is a tight little "bum" I wouldn't mind seeing it...but not a frontal, lol...like I said earlier, I want to keep the images I have in my head

Mystify Me said...

I hear ya sista! But I guess I will take whatever bone is tossed my way. hehe

Mystify Me said...

I wish I could post pics here.
I would love to show the one with Rob and the fur coat with his pants almost down. *blush* Well not really...

robnutmeg said...

Hey ladies
I've tried to comment twice now and I keep getting kicked off. *kicking the couch now* *rubbing sore toe now* arrrgggg

@mystify me
rob's pants are almost down...pray continue, that interests me! *wink*

@sakixry
yea so brilliant am i that i can't even find rob in vancouver! *cries out in frustration*

@vampire freak
ur the best, tease me all u want but know that i'm anxious to read your ff! the next time u see the CULLENS, tell them about us poor smucks who don't ever get breaks! *sad eyes*

@Meadow
ur the best, thank you for putting up w/ crazy me.

@jocose
I'm not brave enuff to see RP hump a guy! but i'll want a full rob report, ok?

@ocd & sakixry
u guys are amazing. i'm reading like 15 of those ff and robin(me)'s reading like 10 and it's just plain exhausting. *wink*

Better go before this frickin thing shuts down again!

robnutmeg said...

Oh I forgot
Naked Rob, Naked Rob
*sheepish eyes to Meadow*

Hey anyone still aboard?

Mystify Me said...

Yup this thing is bouncing around like mad. :(
@Robnutmeg You have never seen that picture??
Side view , dark fur coat open...and Rob fur*aherm* open as well ;)

OCD Sufferer said...

tell us the link! tell us the link! is it photoshopped? meh, who cares, we discussed that before, it's his eyes whether or not it's his body....mmmmm
lol

robnutmeg said...

@mystify me
I'm not sure....can u send me the site? i have to - uh - inspect it! *MEEEYAWWW*

@vampire freak
omg! u r a freak, aren't u? i just got a chance to check out ur blog - oooohh that's too sweet to put into words. *speechless,
whew!* u lucky frickin stiff! geez. i was definitely born under the wrong sign! *bawling now*

Hey, does it count that I met a Dr. that kinda looked like him and his name was Dr. Colin? *depressed now*

Mystify Me said...

I don't have a link.It's in my Photobucket...hmmm...let's see what I can do. :)

Mystify Me said...

Can you see this?? Not sure how to do...
[IMG]http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj304/MA-ZING_NUTBUCKET/MACKIE/requestRobertPattinson-1.jpg[/IMG]

OCD Sufferer said...

OH.MY.EDWARD

I.have.no.words

Mystify Me said...

Perhaps you can see my whole account?? No biggie..mostly Rob and other nonsense. No biggie.;)

robnutmeg said...

@mystify me
I will repeat what @ocd just said...and then take a cold wintry shower....
OMG

Mystify Me said...

Um what did you think?? lol
Speak now...you've have a second to digest..ingest..whatever...

robnutmeg said...

@mystify me
I don't even care if that's photoshopped. OMG *squeeee*

Mystify Me said...

good one...huh??pitterpatt...pitterpatt...*thud*

OCD Sufferer said...

I can't even communicate w/out giggling like a freaking schoolgirl....my heart literally jumped out of my chest and landed on the floor! I tried so hard to quickly click the mouse to close the page (kids and hubby 10 feet away) and dropped the mouse, shakily grabbed it back and clicked the wrong spot and FINALLY closed it (right after I saved it to my "food" folder! HAHA!)
Must scrutinize later...after everyone is asleep and I can....nevermind that part....

robnutmeg said...

mystify me
I did speak and then I died

Mystify Me said...

If you can see my account, there are some hot pics. I don't care if you brows the last 8 pages. ;)

OCD Sufferer said...

@robnutmeg
LOL @ "then I died"
hahaha!!!!
I don't think I will be able to sleep tonight...sheesh

OCD Sufferer said...

how can we see your account? all I got was the picture (I say that like "someone went to vegas and all I got was this lousy shirt" this was much better than a shirt.....)

Mystify Me said...

Oh dear..I caused a 'kerfuffle'...bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Mystify Me said...

OH THEN MAYBE I WILL POST ANOTHER BEFORE I FIND MY WAY TO THE NETHER REGIONS..UM NEVER NEVER LAND...LET'S HAVE A LOOK...

Mystify Me said...

[IMG]http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj304/MA-ZING_NUTBUCKET/MACKIE/boblipsvideo.gif[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj304/MA-ZING_NUTBUCKET/MACKIE/x58hft.gif[/IMG]

Nite! xo

robin(me) said...

Ok ok what's going on here?

@mystify me
checking out ur "pic" be right back

OMG OMG OMG OMG
ok so that's why robnutmeg's dead and @ocd is all panicky!

MY MY we've been all busy little twilighters today, haven't we?

Well, oh wait
Rob is naked in my shower, my bed, my livingroom, my kitchen and my walkin closet....
I think I contributed to your uh dishwashing imagination, right Meadow? *smirk*

I'm so ready to just get back to my normal robsessed ffreading twidvdwatchin self. Oh I'm sorry @sakixry - I try to be sensitive to ur *uh* issues. Damn Greece! I love the beauty of Greece but come on already give.the.girl.the.bloody.Twilight.DVD or loose a testicle! There they'll listen now boy! *rolls eyes*

@ocd
are u ok? I heard that "thud" from here!

robin(me) said...

@mystify me
kerfuffle? that is a crack up! and i think that last pic did robnutmeg in!

@robnutmeg? bff? are u ok? speak.to.me! do u need me to come over? i'll bring some more VR!

Mystify Me said...

teeheee

Mystify Me said...

Do I need to apologize? Call the paramedics...perhaps Dial -a-Bottle???

OCD Sufferer said...

@robin(me) you.crack.me.up

Not sure if I am okay...my heart is still racing over here. Know this, I was re-reading Tropic of Virgo and at the part where she has a "wet dream" in his lap, which gets him very excited and I get this little "ding" and check my email and find this! My heart was already racing thinking of what i would have done if I had just woke up in Edward's arms after having a very orgasmic dream OF Edward and then I see this...geez! Yeah, my T.O.V Edward doesn't look like Rob, but they both are H.A.W.T so it still got me all twitterpated....
i.cant.breathe.again

Mystify Me said...

OMG!! I HAVE INILLIATED AN ENTIRE
FORUM WITH ROB'S PUBIC AREA!!

robnutmeg said...

Ok I'm better now. Criminy! Death by staring deep into a picture....wow. I think there is a medical term for that.

@robin(me)
thanks for caring but i'm ok. but u can still bring the beer! the neil bastard drank it all and then left. me thinks he's not coming back. do u think that it bothered him that i said the only thing i saw in my 7 MONTH personal plan was New Moon? after i stuttered worse than kstewpid....i think his eyes got black like Edward's not sure tho. Hard to tell. Hey if he was EDWARD I wouldn't have had to stutter now would i? MMM. Anyways, i'm single again. woohoo!

@mystify me
that is SOME frickin stash u have there! *panting* hubba nubba

Oh wait
Naked Rob, naked Rob. *looking guiltily at Meadow*

Ginger Swan said...

Uh... evening ladies. ;) Been busy all day with my Ginger Juniors.


@vampirefreak, Awesome news on your holiday! You will have to be our official on-set Italy Correspondent!!!

@jocose, we will expect you to sneak a picture with your camera and let us know after you see the movie!!!

@Mystify Me... you're killing me with that photo of Rob in the fur coat! Hubba hubba.

Ok, I'll play. For those of you who watched Buffy and love Spike like I do...

http://juggalette223.deviantart.com/art/Spike-no-Sparkle-113486854

click the picture to enlarge

(thanks to @katarinasmama for this!)

Mystify Me said...

Breathe gals..I am off to bed and will leave you with that.Sorry , but not really. :)

robin(me) said...

@mystify me
inilliate AWAY my dear friend! we can handle it, can't we girls?

Wait, wait Did you say dial a bottle? OMG *giggling to hysterics"

I think it's my turn to die!

JUST BREATHE, @ocd!

Goodnite! firestarter! *glaring at mystify me*

OCD Sufferer said...

NO MORE PICTURES GUYS! I am gonna get caught and you guys don't wanna live w/out the OCD do you?...or do you? LOL!

Maybe I should quit copy/pasteing things from this blog until Mr. OCD is asleep...LOL!
I have some darling pictures but my luck Mr. OCD will walk in as I am opening my "food" folder and he will find my stash!! (like a teenage boy with a stash of porn...what has this world come to where women stash porn now? geez!!!)

OCD Sufferer said...

@mystify
wait, wait....is that picture your desktop picture? if not...how many times a day do you look at it?? LOL!!!!
geez, how can she do this to us and then run off to bed like nuttin' ever happened?

robnutmeg said...

@Ginger!
F*** - now I'm officially dying! Just write on the tombstone - She was killed by twilight and a spike in the heart!

OCD Sufferer said...

@robnutmeg
LOL!! that was great! what a great tombstone statement!! would the family visit you with a statement like that on there? LOL!

robin(me) said...

@OCD
yeah pooof she's gone like the wind...please don't get killed, we need u!
and
@ginger
that's not nice to bring a spike picture *staring at spike again* into this...NOT FAIR! geez!

sweet baby mother of pearl.

@robnutmeg
die after the case is over...i can't let you die now. anyways, neil will come back, he's stupid but he's got.it.bad.for.you! unless u don't want him? then he's a stalker! *crouch protective position*

robin(me) said...

@Ginger
I'd give a mil just to be.that.hand.just.for.one.nanominute!
*OH>MY>GOD!*
Move over robnutmeg i'm dying next to you!

Mysti said...

My tombstone already says...
She was a little Joan Jett
a little Mary Tyler Moore.... really
Watch this I blubbered...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jQqy21f2G8&feature=channel_page

Mysti said...

Good nite League. Catch you on the flip side. ;)

sakixry said...

@Christy: Rob's schlong??? ROFLMAO!!!!!!

sakixry said...

@mystify me: I wan't to see all of Rob... even if I have to deal with this "tuck" thing once more... *cringe*
Picture of Rob with fur coat and pants alomost done? What picture is THAT??? Where is it? I.WANT.TO.SEE.THAT.PICTURE.NOW!!!SEND.ME.THE.LINK.PLEAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
@robnutmeg: aahh...yeah...tell me about the sleep deprivation and the black bags beneath my eyes...reading every night until 4 am or until I pass out it not so funny...LOL. I have two jobs...

I.CANT.SEE.THE.DAMN.PICTURE!!WHAT.IS.YOUR.ACCOUNT.MYSTIFY.ME??
I'm having a nervous break down... *faints*

sakixry said...

I.CAN'T.SEE.THE.DAMN.PICTURES!
Mystify me! I click on you name and nothing happens!! What is your Blog address???? Puleeeesseeee!!

@robin(me): I think you scared them yesterday and they finally released it! Wooohoooo!

@OCD: Oh, I know exactly what I would do if I would wake up in Rob's - I mean Edward's... arms having a wet dream about him... hmmm... attack him?

@robnutmeg: aaah! Now that you are single again you can go to Italy with vampirefreak and stalk Rob!!
LOL @ the tombstone!!

@ocd: lol!!! and NO, I personally dont want to live without you!

Spank Ransom said...

@ Mystify Me: I will have Rob licking his lips on a running loop. Work will not be done, of that I'm sure...

Christy said...
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Christy said...

Ok, so a review of Little Ashes is on Robsessed today and it says the only nude shot of Rob is the "tuck".