We Got Your Hot Pockets Right Here.

You all have probably heard (once or twice) that Mr. Sparklepants likes Hot Pockets. This is just one of the interviews where he's mentioned them.

(The Hot Pocket discussion starts at 5:38 and goes for just over a minute but Spank transcribed it for your convenience)

Boring Interviewer: Are you able to, you know, go out and go to the store? I was just reading the article in Entertainment Weekly --you love a good Hot Pocket. Can you run out to the store and get your...?

Mr. Sparklepants: I think that's one of the things about my lifestyle. I live such a kind of cheap lifestyle that like no one who would have any interest in Twilight or movies at all would be in the same place, so uh, yeah, you just go into 7/11's and stuff.

Boring Interviewer: Are you a 7/11 goer?

Mr. Sparklepants: I'm not so much a 7/11 -- 7/11 is a little bit too far away from my apartment. I pretty much go to the convenience store inside my apartment building which has a good selection of Hot Pocket.

Boring Interviewer: What would be your favorite Hot Pocket, your an aficionado?

Mr. Sparklepants: I think the pepperoni and sausage one. I think that one is like a few levels above the other ones. I'm really disappointed that they backed down and did the vegetarian ones. I think that's, you know, that's just pandering.

Boring Interviewer: I know that is so anti-Hot Pocket.

Mr. Sparklepants: There's no point.




God I love Hot Pockets. I mean, I love Rob. I wonder if he's tried the Philly Beef Hot Pockets. Those are my favorite. I mean, I love Rob.








This just proves that I am perfect for Rob because I make the best Hot Pockets ... and I would totally love (his) sausage and pepperoni.








Why does he need to wait for you to make "the best Hot Pockets"? I happen to have a freezer full of them at this very minute, with a sausage and pepperoni one heating up in the microwave right now. Will be done in less than a minute. I set the table for you, dear. What kind of Snapple do you want to drink?






All my pockets are hot for Rob!










Just when I thought Rob couldn't get any better he stands up for a cause that I can believe in. Thank you for bringing the Vegetarian Hot Pockets to the forefront again Rob. Vegetarians usually care about the environment or their bodies or both. That just goes against everything the Hot Pocket brand name stands for in my book.






I'm thinking if Hot Pockets knew what was good for them, they'd pay Rob to endorse their products. They could probably just pay him in a lifetime supply of Hot Pockets and you know those puppies would be flying off the shelves with Rob's picture on the box. I'd buy them. I'd eat him. I mean THEM.

I am sure Hot Pockets will get right on it.