Thursday, March 19, 2009

We Got Your Hot Pockets Right Here.


You all have probably heard (once or twice) that Mr. Sparklepants likes Hot Pockets. This is just one of the interviews where he's mentioned them.

(The Hot Pocket discussion starts at 5:38 and goes for just over a minute but Spank transcribed it for your convenience)

Boring Interviewer: Are you able to, you know, go out and go to the store? I was just reading the article in Entertainment Weekly --you love a good Hot Pocket. Can you run out to the store and get your...?

Mr. Sparklepants: I think that's one of the things about my lifestyle. I live such a kind of cheap lifestyle that like no one who would have any interest in Twilight or movies at all would be in the same place, so uh, yeah, you just go into 7/11's and stuff.


Boring Interviewer: Are you a 7/11 goer?


Mr. Sparklepants: I'm not so much a 7/11 -- 7/11 is a little bit too far away from my apartment. I pretty much go to the convenience store inside my apartment building which has a good selection of Hot Pocket.


Boring Interviewer: What would be your favorite Hot Pocket, your an aficionado?

Mr. Sparklepants: I think the pepperoni and sausage one. I think that one is like a few levels above the other ones. I'm really disappointed that they backed down and did the vegetarian ones. I think that's, you know, that's just pandering.


Boring Interviewer: I know that is so anti-Hot Pocket.


Mr. Sparklepants: There's no point.





God I love Hot Pockets. I mean, I love Rob. I wonder if he's tried the Philly Beef Hot Pockets. Those are my favorite. I mean, I love Rob.








This just proves that I am perfect for Rob because I make the best Hot Pockets ... and I would totally love (his) sausage and pepperoni.








Why does he need to wait for you to make "the best Hot Pockets"? I happen to have a freezer full of them at this very minute, with a sausage and pepperoni one heating up in the microwave right now. Will be done in less than a minute. I set the table for you, dear. What kind of Snapple do you want to drink?






All my pockets are hot for Rob!










Just when I thought Rob couldn't get any better he stands up for a cause that I can believe in. Thank you for bringing the Vegetarian Hot Pockets to the forefront again Rob. Vegetarians usually care about the environment or their bodies or both. That just goes against everything the Hot Pocket brand name stands for in my book.






I'm thinking if Hot Pockets knew what was good for them, they'd pay Rob to endorse their products. They could probably just pay him in a lifetime supply of Hot Pockets and you know those puppies would be flying off the shelves with Rob's picture on the box. I'd buy them. I'd eat him. I mean THEM.






I am sure Hot Pockets will get right on it.








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18 comments:

Ninja Fanpire said...

Hello there! Miss me today? It's funny how it's totally the end of the world for me to not be the first post on Twilightheaded, or to be absent from Twitter ALL DAY. eyaustin direct messages me this morning, and is like: (Quote) "Are you okay today? I beat you to comments on Twilight-headed??"
And then Ginger says later: "Does someone need to put an ABP out for you? Where did you disappear to?"

Which completely has nothing to do with today's topic. Rob is like a Hot Pocket flavored Hot Pocket. If there was to be a flavor of Hot Pocket to describe Rob, that's all they would be able to call it.
Anything that has Rob's face on it can be sold at at least 5 times it's value. Take Twilight bandages for instance.

Ginger Swan said...

Yes we missed you @Ninja Fanpire. We knew the universe must have been knocked off its axis or something for you not to leave one of the first comments. But you still didn't explain what happened to you. (very cryptic of you)

Ninja Fanpire said...

Very observant of you Ginger. I can't tell you exactly what happened, but it was much worse than the earth just falling off it's axis. That happens every few months, so big deal, it's like regular maintenance of the earth for me. If I was to tell you all exactly where I was, I'd have to come and kill you all. It's just basic procedure. I make a slip-up, then I have to kill whoever was involved.

~Jamie said...

I think you may have just replaced my favorite Hot Pocket discussion ever...

For your viewing pleasure...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9c9lAfXQHs

Brenda Jean said...

Oh this is just too good. I hadn't heard about his love of Hot Pockets. I know...hard to believe. They SO should ask him to endorse their product. Can you imagine a Rob Hot Pockets Commercial? The possibilities are endless....BAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Stacie said...

Spider! Love that all your pockets are hot for Rob.

And, the vegetarian comment is just further proof for me that he has a sense of humor... making him all the better. Sigh.

HappyHourSue said...

***swoon**** he said 'sausage'.

Susan said...

I too enjoy sausage and pepperoni hot pockets.

I feel so connected...

Spank Ransom said...

@ HappyHourSue - Sausage + Rob = Robgasm.

beesue said...

Isn't it ironic that anything to do with Hot also has to do with Rob!

Hot...Meat...Rob...your right Spank - sign me up for the Robgasm.

Don't you just luv the word "pandering" so British!

sakixry said...

I feel very disconnected to you guys because I do NOT know the f*** Hot Pockets! Why oh why dont we have them in Greece too? I could use a sausage or two! :-)))))

Valerie(momof3crazykids) said...

He def could sell those Hot Pockets. Actually I wouldn't be surprised if sales hadn't gone up already just from him mentioning them in his interviews.
@beesue can I steal your "Hot ..Meat.. Rob" for twitter? I need to use that!

robin(me) said...

It's former lazy grandma/attorney! I won my case today. Grin Grin Grin. Funny thing...I could only think of Rob and that darn pic of him holding his *uh hem*. I think I made some heads turn yesterday with the "robjection" *mistake*. OH Rob, I'm eternally and physically bonded to you now.
I seriously need to turn on my mic-o-wave...i'll be back. I'm out of HP's. Can I have your's Rob? Yes, my husband knows about my lust I mean love for Twilight and the "literature" of wholesome writing. Yahoo for hardcore fanfiction!

Driguerra said...

ok my, how I suppose to read the whole post with things like 'Sparklepants' 'My hot pockets' and food analogies that had nothing to do with food

LOL...I'm laughing so hard I think I pull something on my side...ouch...

ok I just want to say that I volunteer to make sure all of Robs pockets are always HOT ... :D

beesue said...

Just got back on.
@Valerie - sure, you can have your way with Hot...Meat...Rob (hehe)

sasha liz said...

lol...I was wondering what that whole hot pockets deal was...the fakerpatz twitter was tweeting a whole lot about hot pockets lol

i'm loving your image for this post. very relevant. =)

Ana Cristina said...

I'm calling my AFE Hot Pocket Edward from now on...

FreakFlagFlyer said...

I don't normally even eat Hot Pockets, but I'm all over it now!