Pack of Dogs

So the wolves are descending upon Forks (by way of Vancouver) and everyone is all in flux over how hot they are (and for some strange reason they aren't talking about body temperature). I, for one, don't see it. I mean, they are led by Sharkboy! I don't get the hysteria. Do you?

I must say the photos of the wolf pack aren't doing anything for me, and Taylor doesn't do anything for me other than spark my mom-instincts (hereafter referred to as "momstincts™") but I am curious to see him in the shirtless scenes. You know, so I can cheer for him and say "Way to go on all your hard work in fighting to continue the roll of Jacob. Now step aside so Edward can have Bella. That's a good dog!"

Okay, in order to really "feel" like Bella I want to be able to relate to her attraction to Jacob. So I look at the pictures, and I look at Taylor, and I get... nada. I just kinda want to pat him on the head and tell him that someday he'll find his "special someone." Of course, since that special gal is currently an unfertilized-egg-turned-creepy-plot-device I just feel kinda ick.

I hereby declare that I am Team Rob because I prefer a man with a six-pack and a beer belly instead of a boy who has a six-pack but isn't old enough to legally buy beer.

Can we discuss the fact that Taylor is still in that fugly wig?? Are they going to wig the rest of them or is he the only one who has to suffer that injustice?

I haven't seen these pictures that you girls are talking about. And frankly, I'm not getting off of Edward to bother and look. Woof!

Hey Spider, I'll make it easy for you. Here.

That's them? They look like MIT students.

*snicker* Maybe they can engineer a better hairpiece for Taylor.