Tuesday, March 17, 2009

The League's Take On The "Outtakes"

This face he is making tells me it really must hurt to look that good.









"Are you sure you can't get Natalie Portman to replace Kristen Stewart in New Moon?"








Don't worry Rob, you're a star. The "No Smoking" sign in this hotel doesn't apply to you. Now come back to bed and have another cigarette.







Wow.














He looks so sad! What's wrong Rob? Did they tell you that you have to act happy to see Bella when she finds you in Italy? Come here, let me comfort you...







He looks so remorseful. Like he did something really bad... really naughty... in fact, he looks like he is suffering from a healthy dose of Catholic guilt after having grabbed a married superhero **ahem, Spank** by the waist and pushed her up against the wall with a force that said "I want you, I need you. NOW!" and then proceeded to ravish her on the bed, the floor, the triple dresser, the shower, the sink....




"Huh? There are four married superheroes who are obsessed with me and blog about me EVERY DAY?"








Scrumptous.













Why so serious?









"Why did I sign up for a movie series that films in the Pacific Northwest? Seriously, I live in effing England, why couldn't all four movies be set in Aruba?"







"I think I just ran out of Hot Pockets."









Damn.







This must be what they mean when they say bedroom eyes, though I think what his eyes are really telling me is that he wants to spend the day in bed... with me.







Oh hell. I'm not gonna get a damn thing done today. *deep, calming breaths* I may have to fall off of the wagon and go back to reading Rob-porn.







"Morning Ginger. I just love watching you sleep. But now that you're awake and we're both lying here next to each other, what would you like to do now?"





Call my divorce lawyer, LIKE NOW!









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26 comments:

Ninja Fanpire said...

How in the world did I guess that you girls would discuss the outtakes?


Ah how can you stand his sexiness?!

Total Fanpires said...

ohhh... *shivers from hotness*

....wow

sakixry said...

Meadow, Spank... tsk tsk tsk, you are two dirty little girls!
Shame on you!
Wanna read Rob-porn? Go to this address...
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4847685/1/
And dont just stop on the first chapter! LOL!

BeCullen said...

oh my, yet another day of getting nothing done except drooling of Rob and all his hotness. Hey Rob I know a little town in the Southeast where you could get laid. Just sayin.

chemistry said...

@ sakixry thanks now I am going to be useless today. That is totally HOT. Add that with the last outtake picture - I am done.

Brenda Jean said...

I am going to be the voice of reason...yes, I can do that. That first pic looks like he's constipated. Seriously. BAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHA The second one I like though...

letterstorob said...

LOVE your comment, Ginger, about getting Natalie to replace Kristen- HAH!

jennykate77 said...

Helloooo, gorgeous! What a great way to start off the morning. I'll be thinking about that face and those eyes...and those lips all day. *sigh*

I know Kristen acts like a brat and like she doesn't want to be a part of the Twilight world, but I can't imagine anyone else playing Bella now...I'm not good with change...I don't want anything messing up my little alternate reality I have going on over here.

songirl said...

I have a theory.

(By the way, the development of this theory has everything to do with the fact that I am having another Robsick day because I spent my entire birthday weekend doing nothing but reading Wide Awake and surfing for Rob porn, and am suffering from my last 4:am night...)

Okay here goes. Rob is a superhero, too.

He is in complete denial of his powers which include supersonic panty imploding and world-wide mind control. Va JJ's quiver anywhere in a several thousand kilometer radius of his presence or very thought. He is also able to transform himself into a dork by merely putting on a pair of glasses (which doesn't fool any of us that are systematically desensitising ourselves with 16 hours a day of total Robmedia exposure) and is the hottest superhero since Clarke Kent (who didn't fool anyone).

Rob thinks these are dark powers. He doesn't understand why they were bestowed on him. He is in extreme doubt about himself, doesn't get what the fuss is about and is looking berry, berry sad...(those puppy dog eyes!!!)

He needs us to go on a rescue and get him out of the fortress of solitude and show him how to put his overadequacies to good use. He's a work in progress and that's okay with us (we prefer to mold and train our superhero).

Going back to lurk in delerium...

Spank Ransom said...

@ songirl - NO! Don't get back to lurkdom! Anyone who says "Va JJ" and "supersonic panty imploding" has to remain in The Kingdom of Rob.

~Jamie said...

When I take pictures... my outtakes are totally that good...

oh wait... that isn't true at ALL.

songirl said...

Gee, thanks Spank.
Laugh you much.
Love you hard.
songirl

AJ said...

Just had to say that I ♥ your blog:) And thanks in advance to whoever mentioned the new RobPorn!!! I'm off...

Driguerra said...

ok here it goes

1. Oh Dri, I finally have find you, I waited for you for so long

2. I don't have the strenght to stay away from you Dri

3. I want to be with you forever

4. Don't you see how much I need you...don't leave...

Valerie(momof3crazykids) said...

Oh man, those out takes. They are killing me.

Barbs said...

Love that Rob is doing that "rebel without a cause" look of James Dean in the "50's" . It's been a long time since we had one of those!! - Found the door size poster of the "standing" shot with the cowboy boots - Rob now sleeps with me every nite! Well - its certainly not my first rodeo!

Found this great Rob Porn if you ladies haven't seen - its called Midnight Desire. You have to do a login - so it is kind of a hassel but worth it. Go to "top tens" and then "most read stories" after you log in. It is by "Twilightzoner". You will need a cold shower - I promise!
http://www.twilighted.net/index.php

HappyHourSue said...

I tiled that 2nd one "Why can't we do it again/" and the last one "Please can we do it again?"

SpanK: I friggin laughed so hard at your comment on the "new wold pack" today. Team Edward, baby.

HappyHourSue said...

OK, obviously I can't spell today: "wolF pack"

Erin said...

For all that is holy! There must be a God! Cause no one could create perfection like this...

@the League, I've been laughing so hard I'm crying!

Thank goodness I work from home today!

Okay, now I need a cold shower or my DH!

Spank Ransom said...

@ HappyHourSue -- I am glad you aren't switching teams or, worse, going neutral on me.

Anonymous said...

Omg! I LOVE u guys! I'm just too frickin lazy to get a login coz I spend all my frickin time reading Robfiction and blogs about Rob. At work today, I said "robjection" instead of "objection" (yeah I'm an attorney) pretty embarassing. Let me tell ya. Then I read this little diddy. And tomorrow is another big day in court. My client won't mind losing will he? I mean it's for a good cause.
Spank, you need to help me here. How do I join your band? I'm married - completely old - I'm a grandma of an adorable 2 yr old little Edward...
BREATHE BREATHE BREATHE BREATHE
I'll do anything. Need a lawyer? UH don't speak to soon. I may have to hire myself. I may take a little trip to Vancouver soon. I'm only 2 hours away. MMMMMM.....

Ginger Swan said...

@anonymous, I love that you said "robjection" instead of "objection"! We love that you're married (and a Grandma!) That's awesome. We'll pick you up on our way to Vancouver. Look for a bunch of superheroes driving a Winnebago. You can use your super lawyer skills to help us fight the restraining order that Rob will probably need to file against us when we get there.

Ninja Fanpire said...

I'll be tagging along. Oh, no need to drive me, I have Ninja speed. But if you sense someone watching you the whole way, it's me, so don't worry.

I'll take care of the security guards and hidden cameras once we get there.

robin(me) said...

Ok so I'm no longer annon. It's me the grandma "robjection" attorney who actually grinned her way to victory today. dont.ask.me.how. good rob vibes!
I'm so totally honored that you would ask ME to come with you on the Vancouver Rob Hunt. I think the "hunting" will be quite good there now! And Rob will be too busy to file anytype of documents unless it's a hotel bill. Who needs protection from The League and one grandma? Ok so I had this little debate with my asst. today. So the jury has decided that Edward needs to let Jasper kill Bella...what does he need her for? Is anyone as sick of her/kstewpid as I am? Besides I kinda feel sorry for poor Jazz. Oh and I just had to take another look at those pics...LORD.HAVE.MERCY.MY.HEART.CAN'T.TAKE.THOSE.BEDROOM.EYES!
I need a stiff --- *drink* ppl! You have dirty little minds. I knew there was a reason I loved the LEAGUE.

Ginger Swan said...

@robin(me), I'm so glad you decided to go de-anonymous on us. If you're going to represent us, we kinda need to know at least your first name. Congrats on your victory! Yes we're as sick of K.Stew as you are. In fact, I love how you call her Kstewpid. I think we need to call her that from now on. Yes we have dirty little minds. That means you're in good company!

robin(me) said...

Now, I just need to get someone to go with me tonight! All I'm getting is I need to sleep! For what?
Hey and Ginger - dirty minds think alike....why i heart u league!

I have a question:
Please discuss this - I'm dying to know.
Is it just me or has the Vancouver air gotten CHILLY with Rob and Kstewpid? BRR I can feel it in WA! OH Rob, we'll warm you up. Don't worry about her! Just sayin... Any thoughts?