Sunday, March 15, 2009

Great Deal On Tours Of Italy!

Don't you think that after hundreds of years in St. Marcus Square, that some dumb guinea would notice all these tour buses are coming in full and leaving empty? Are there not huge inquiries by the family members of these people being eaten by the Volturi? That part seemed not so "thought through"... Is it just me?



It's Italy... birthplace of the Mafia. They are accustomed to people disappearing without a trace.





Of course you'd know all about the mafia, Spank.

And by the way, Spider and Spank can use the term "dumb guinea" since they're both Italian. I'm definitely not Sicilian so I won't be using any derogatory names for Italians like guinea, dago, ginzo, goombah, greaseball, or wop. Cause that would be wrong.






But by the busloads... even that's got to raise an eyebrow or two. It wouldn't bother me to see what Edward could raise at the thought of all those killings...





Hey maybe the bus tour company does their research. Perhaps they advertise cheap Italian tours for people with no family ties or loved ones. Their deal is so good, people are dying to sign up.

Or dying after they sign up.




They probably put the confundus charm on the villagers... Oh, wait, wrong story.





They wouldn't need a confundus charm for me. Just have Edward walk into my line of sight and I'll have forgotten everything but my name.




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5 comments:

Ninja Fanpire said...

I've totally thought about this too. But, there are probably people coming and going all the time, it's hard to keep track.

Shana said...

I think that if they look for tourists that are there with their entire family, it could be kept somewhat secret.

While on the topic of the tours though...I was saying to someone the other day that I'd take a part as a meal if it meant I could rub up against a certain cast member as Heidi brought me to my death...

Ninja Fanpire said...

Paris definitely can't play one of the dying tourists now that you mentioned that Shana.

Valerie(momof3crazykids) said...

You know, I never thought of that. But hey, I'm thinking we need to go on a tour of Italy while there is filming going on, who's up for a roadtrip? Well first we'll fly, then road trip to the set!

Stacie said...

I never thought about this (you ladies are so smart!). Spank - you're getting your genres confused again. Wotcher.