Friday, March 13, 2009

Gee Que the Swoon Effect








I'm sure you all have seen the new GQ pictures by now...






I just had a Robgasm. Wait. I just had another one.










I'm driving. This road is bumpy. I think I owe my minivan dinner now. And that look on his face? Dear Lord he's F-ing every woman in America simultaneously with his eyes.








Why is he covering THE GOODS in that picture? WHY?! Oh he's such a tease!










He's holding them because he even turns himself on, he can't resist. What would give to be his hands for a day!?








I love that one picture where he looks bored. It's like he's thinking, "For the love of all that is holy, would Paris Hilton STOP calling me?!"








I would seriously not mind being that cigarette in his mouth.










Ewwww. But then again, you know my feeling on cigarettes. Spider, put that cancer stick down right this minute and brush your teeth. I mean, I LOVE YOU.








I can read between the lines...










Uh, which lines are you reading between? The ones between "here lies..." or "she died from cancer"? I mean, I LOVE YOU.









Why do I feel like I should hide a copy of this GQ magazine under my mattress?









well it depends on what you're using the magazine for. If you're bringing it with you on your visits to the nursing home to bring some joy to the old ladies, you're probably safe. If you're using it for, uh, other stuff... then maybe so.







Does GQ come laminated? Just askin'.










Are you afraid it will be soaked from you making out with it!!??










BE the cigarette? I'd let him put it out on me.










Or IN you!!! I couldn't resist!!











His cigarette wouldn't exactly be satisfying enough for that. Now, his CIGARETTE, that's another story. Although I'm sure it'd be worthy of a different nickname. Like, a fine hand-rolled Cuban cigar. That I'd be more than happy to hand roll it for him. *cough* Excuse me, I need to go laminate a copy of this magazine and go take a nice long bath...

He's like our own personal brand of heroin. I have paper cuts instead of track marks.






Sorry, just can't follow you when you're making sex analogies about stinky cancer sticks. Where you're going, I just can't follow.









I think it'd be kinda crowded in the tub if you followed anyway.








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25 comments:

Ninja Fanpire said...

I'm probably the only true Twilighter who hasn't looked at the photos from GQ until now. Except the one on Spanks page. And someone else had them as their Twitter backround-yes all of them. But I didn't know those were the GQ photos. Anyway, you girls pretty much covered everything. And I do mean EVERYTHING.

Total Fanpires said...

i just read the article with the pictures,before i went on here. Hehe, Ironic.
this was soo funny!!

sakixry said...

@Meadow - You really think only the women in America? I surely hope not because I'm in Greece and I would like some too... LOL
I have to go find a foreign poststand and find this GQ Magazine... I'll laminate it afterwards too! He is unbelievably hot! Like that cigarette in his mouth...

Brenda Jean said...

I saw these last night and bet myself (lame I know) that you gals would have them featured today. I'm good like that. I love the first one. I HATE smoking, so the last one just pisses me off, more than his beanie hat. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Did you all see the pictures of them taking breaks from filming on the set? I saw those last night too. Pretty cool indeed, except again for the lame smoking. Cancer people, cancer.

Melanie G. Allen said...

I think that Rob is trying to ruin my life. I spent most of the day yesterday staring at these pictures--and I was at work. I couldn't look away. His eyes (as well as other parts) are just mesmerizing.

lynn said...

Umm...WOW! I'm speachless. Must find me this issue! I can do without the cigarette one though.

Erin said...

THANK YOU FOR THE PICTURES TODAY!

Although, I doubt I'm going to be able to get any work done today (again...spent yesterday looking too...damn!)It's okay though...

Y'all pretty much covered everything...I'm too busy drooling right now to think coherently so maybe later :)!

letterstorob said...

i will smoke with rob. then i will have a robgasm.
justtoletyouknow

kmoye said...

GQ is helping husbands everywhere get laid!
just sayin.

imbeingheldhostage said...

Is it pathetic that I look forward to your banter almost as much as I do the dvd release?

oh, and the GQ photos. Thank you. thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou
thankyou....

joebendesigns said...

I think I've heard every possible sexual innuendo about these pics the last 24 hours...and they are all true! That man is...just...there are no words.

Nicole Wilson said...

cracking.me.up.

the post and the comments. bah!

just sayin'. lolol.

homminahommina

www.twitter.com/nicolewilson

angel said...

Uh....so my jaw....yeah it's stuck open. And there appears to be some sort of fine stream of liquid dribbling out one side...and then all this cigar and cigarette talk just made the stream get MORE dribbly.

What's that? Baby crying...yes...but she doesn't look a thing like Mr Cigar Pants...ahem.

Right, going to deal with that baby now.

After one more very slow perusal!

sakixry said...

@kmoye: Or he'll make women take a divorce because their husband is not so much like him...

Meadow Cliffdiver said...

@sakixry Sorry, I only said that because GQ is an American magazine. But since it's on the internet for all to see I'll correct myself. What I should have said was that he is F-ing all of the universe with his eyes. Women, men, and probably even tiny Martian particles that know what sex IS yet.

sakixry said...

@Meadow: Thats more like it ;o)))
I sure would like him not to do it with his eyes...did i just wrote than and didnt even deleted it? unbelievable... tsk tsk tsk...
This man is driving me crazy (and all the universe with me)

Barbs said...

I smoke - he smokes ... we belong together!!!!! Just sayin'

Erin said...

@Meadow I think the martian particles would figure out what Sex is after those pics!

Okay...I seriously am going to have to look away (sadly...ahh) to get some work done!

Valerie(momof3crazykids) said...

You should have KOL Sex on Fire playing in the background today!!
Just saying!

After yesterday, I don't have much more to say on this subject. But I do have the pics on the desktop computer(husband wasn't so thrilled) and as the background for my phone. Like I told Julie, there are no need to have the kids or hubby on them, you see them every day. lol

jennykate77 said...

Seen them. Love them. Wondering if hubby would mind if I put them on the ceiling above the bed?? hmmm...

chemistry said...

Yummy!

BeCullen said...

All I can say is oh my. I am getting a little itch for a cigar...

mama2bella07 said...

oh...girls,
LURRRVE me some Rob, def. buying two copies of this magazine, and then running to kinkos to laminate one!
Yeah for Sexy Time with Rob!!
I also decided that the GQ photog. and marketers are EVIL GENIUSES, because they have literally thrown in a pic for every woman:
Like a man in a suit, *Check*
like him scruffy and emo *Check*
like him simple in a T and jeans *Check* and *Check*
want him a little undone *Check*
like a non-smoker *Check*
like a smoker *Check*
wanna ride a cowboy *Check*
need him laying down *Check*
would rather DO him standing *Check* and *Check*
We can now all imagine Rob EXACTLY the way we want him....
GQ--I BOW TO YOUR GREATNESS!!

Spank Ransom said...

@ mama2bella07 - I bow to you -- that was awesome!

Stacie said...

Great, GREAT post. :)