Thursday, February 19, 2009

You Won't Bore Us, Rob.


In a recent interview, Rob Pattinson describes how he took a stalker out to dinner and says she was so bored by the conversation, she never stalked him again. He said, "People Get Bored Of Me In, Like, Two Minutes."


Rob could look at me for 2 hours and never utter a single word and I'd be anything but bored. Of course, who needs words with Rob: grunts, pants, and heavy breathing are all Spank would need to be, um, "entertained..." Words, not necessary.





Two minutes is all I need. And I assure you, Rob, I will not get bored.






I've compiled a list of things Rob can do in two minutes that would not bore me. They involve flexibility, leather, a DV recorder, and a copy of the Kama Sutra.





By the looks of him he can go longer than two minutes, though I'd be done (for the first time) at first sight of him. I need a cigarette just thinking about it.





"By the looks of him he can....."

How the hell do you know? He could very well be a one second wonder!
Don't ask me how I can doubt his duration, let's just say that extreme good looks does not make a man have stamina. Sadly :(

But who cares anyway! If we were together all it would take is a kiss from that perfect mouth and I'd say, "oops, got a cigarette?"




My lips would be too busy to smoke. Just sayin'.






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20 comments:

~Jamie said...

There's no way... he could say anything he wanted... it would not matter. I could bring my iPod and just play twilight scenes if he was that boring.

So if we stalk him we get a date? My husband is so not going to be cool with this plan...

Ninja Fanpire said...

Jamie stole the first post. Aw, darn internet, died on me about 20 minutes before the Blog went up and it just came back again.

Well, whoever said that must not be that big of a Rob fan. Well, now we know what all the not hardcore fangirls think of him.

I just realized that picture is sideways.....

Midnight_lady said...

30 seconds is all I need with rob, for him to realise all these celeb women and stalkers aren't for him but I am ;-)

However, the lat time I sat outside his home, he had the police chase me away grrrrrrrrr

Ginger Swan said...

@Ninja Fanpire the picture isn't sideways. It's exactly how he looked when I was standing over him taking the picture.

Emmy Angeldust said...

Awwww I wouldn't get bored of him.

Well, at least not until Jackson showed up.
Wow I'm on a real Jackson/Jasper kick atm!!

Ninja Fanpire said...

@Ginger Swan Well the photo is TAKEN sideways then.

Erin said...

How could anyone get bored...the stalker must have been crazy!

Shana said...

It almost makes it worthwhile to stalk him if he'll take you out on a date! LOL But I agree, I doubt I would get bored. Minus all the sexual stuff that would no doubt run through my head, I'm sure I could engage him in conversation that wouldn't become boring. The stalker must not have wanted to actually talk or something...not that I would want to TALK...but just saying LOL

Valarie Lea said...

Yeah I think he could read a dictionary to me and would not be bored. :)

chemistry said...

@ Erin - maybe he wouldn't give it up on the first date. lol Maybe he is a gentlemen and would tell at the beginning he does not have to be gentle I wont break... just saying

I could wait as long as he needed.
Of course I dont know how long it would be before I jump on him after he started talking. There is just something about that accent. There would nothing boring about the hours and days we could spend entangled. (sigh of joy)

I just have to say you gals are bringing the badness out in me and I like it. lol

Rachel said...

I agree with every comment...there is NO way I could ever get bored with Rob!

Lesley said...

bored with Rob?!? absolutely not.. his facial expressions and his constant rambling is just infectious.. it makes me giddy to hear him talk!!

of course i would be trying in vain to not jump his bones. he drinks coke and loves hot pockets, i mean c'mon! lol we can easily chat about the joys of fast food and microwave delicacies, lmao!!

ok i'm kidding, lol... am i?

but for real, he seems easy to talk to because he doesn't take himself so seriously. he's a normal guy!

HappyHourSue said...

Sweet Mother of God, where did you get that picture????????? I'm hyperventilating over here!!

Self-deprecation is SOOOOOOOO HOT.

imbeingheldhostage said...

I could use a little boring in my life-- PLEASE ROB, ARE YOU READING THIS? You don't even have to fly, I will drive over to London to pick you up!

Valerie(momof3crazykids) said...

I'm with everyone here. I think we would all just be satisfied to sit and stare at him. But like Chemistry said "Of course I dont know how long it would be before I jump on him after he started talking." so true, so true!

Lesley said...

ah yes, his accent is just heavenly.. it makes me grin like a schoolgirl when he starts talking!!! GAHHHHHH.. and don't get me started on what it does to me when he sings... DOUBLE GAHHHHH

songirl said...

I think I will just have him read to me - Imagine the eargasms! Also, I have a theory based on the thumb ratio, deep voice, bone structure(ah that jaw!,) Chiapet-like ability to grow facial hair incredibly fast,( he doesn't look like he shaves because it comes back in 10 minutes)that he has high testosterone levels. We are talking a real man here. He even knows the word "Tantra" spontaneously. I am thinking all that time alone with books has made him a patient man with knowledge and skills...( or that's the way I like to imagine it).Please don't rock my boat, or do.

Shannon said...

"words, not necesaary"... uh, yeah.

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