Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Junior League: Who's Good Enough?


This week's Junior League Member is Jolene from So, after seeing articles all over about Paris Hilton having a crush on Rob... I have a question. With all of the Twilight fandom feeling a strange sense of "ownership" over Rob, Paris Hilton is DEFINITELY not good enough for Rob, but who is? Is there any actress, singer, celebrity that the fans would approve of for Rob? It is an interesting thought that I figured I would throw out there.



Great question! Definitely NOT Paris Hilton! Ewww... I don't think he should even stand too close to her, unless he wants to start having to take Valtrex too. FYI... I hear it's contagious even when there's no outbreak.

I actually would like to see him with Kristen Stewart. I would love to have Kristen dump that ugly boyfriend of hers and fall madly in love with Rob Pattinson like Bella did for Edward. I totally think they were friends with benefits while on location and call me a hopeless romantic, I'd like to see them end up together. I think the fans would too because it would make the world of Twilight just a little more real to everyone.



There's a part of me that wants Rob to get with Kristen just because he should be able to get whatever he wants and, really, Michael Angarano? Seriously? But, naturally, my inclination is to not want that to happen because, well, Rob likes to smile... a lot... and I think such a beautiful ray of sunshine cannot stand beside such a stormy cloud without eventually becoming overcast and drab. Unfortunately, it cannot be any of The League because we all made these crazy vows of fidelity to our husbands before anyone bothered to inform us that Rob Pattinson was walking the earth. So all things considered I vote for Moon at Letters to Rob since she is single (sorry UC, you took those *crazy* vows too!) and therefore perfectly capable of enjoying the juicy fruits of our "acute fondness" for Rob. Also, I'm pretty sure she'd blog about it and who wouldn't want to read that?





Hmm... Well, other than Moon (who would obviously be the best choice) (and I bet she'd hide a webcam in her bedroom) I think he needs a non-famous indie chick. Maybe a singer/songwriter? They could compose music together and get matching tattoos instead of wearing wedding bands. No matter who he ends up with, they have to have little Roblets. I mean, those genes NEED to be passed down people.




I seriously, seriously cannot respond to the this question... I'm so gay. I don't think anyone is good enough. And if his manager is smart, they'll keep quiet any romance that he is involved with if it's something that lasts more than a few dates. If he turns into "relationship" guy, he won't have as much of a draw with the public.


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26 comments:

Ninja Fanpire said...

Just to let you all know, I think I should also fall into the category of eligible. I'm a single virgin who's never had a date in her life. I also fit Meadows description, I write songs and I own a guitar. OWN, not play...yet.

Shana said...

I have to disagree with Kristen. I'm sorry, but the girl's a bitch...what actress calls the fans "retarded" in an interview with the press? The only upside for him would be drunken/high/barely legal booty. Oh how I wish I were still just barely legal...darn, now I've reminded myself I'm still getting older! LOL

Ninja Fanpire said...

And did I meantion young?

Also, is that one of the photos from the Vanity Fair photoshoot?

I mean, obviously it's at least somewhat photoshopped.

Melissa said...

I agree with the suggestion Rob snag himself a musician. He seems to get the most happiness from music, and they can make sweet, sweet music together.

Did i mention i have a guitar?? (watch out @Ninja Fanpire! jk!)

HappyHourSue said...

I'm thinking maybe since Joe Jonas is with Rob's ex, Camilla Belle, Rob should get with Joe's ex, Taylor Swift: musician, young, pretty and Joe? I think she ain't about the damn "purity ring"...Rob'll take care of business.

Meadow Cliffdiver said...

@HappyHourSue I just spit out my coffee laughing. You KNOW Rob'll take care of business.

Valarie Lea said...

Is it wrong to throw my daughter into the ring?? She does look a little like Bella sometimes, dark hair, big brown eyes, she is 18 now. As her mother though there can be no hanky panky until they get hitched.

Is this a little weird of me to even say?!?!?

joebendesigns said...

I'll cast a vote for Moon, too! Now that the vote is cast, she'll have to remember to share every once awhile.

Spank Ransom said...

@ Valarie Lea - but would you want to test drive the product for your daughter? Now THAT would be a little weird... but worth it. ;)

chemistry said...

OMG @HappyHourSue LMAO. I am at a loss for who would be good enough for Rob. He really seems like a sweet guy. I mean come on who takes there stalker out on a day. I would totally offer myself if it were not for the fact that like many of you I am married, but hey a girl can dream. (sigh) Any way I think he need to date some a little older than him not like a total Cougar or anything just someone more mature than barely legal no offence Ninja Fanpire.

PS. How could someone that hot ever be lonely-it saddens me.

Rachel said...

So...I'm at a loss for an answer to this question. I'd say myself, but I'm one of those married gals, too! However, I definitely don't think it should be Krisitn. Even though it would be nice to make the Twilight world more alive...I never liked Kristin as Bella anyways. I thought that was the one character in the movie that was poorly casted. Maybe it was just her weird acting that rubbed me the wrong way (hmmm, I wish Rob would rub me...Oh sorry I forgot where I was...) But, enough about Kristin, this isn't about her. I'm not sure who is good enough for him...I'm going to have to agree with Meadow, I think someone non-famous would be the best.

~Jamie said...

This is a tough one... because you WANT him to end up with his Bella... but I just don't know if STewart is his Bella... I am constantly frustrated that she doesn't care about her part... she gets to be the coolest girl ever FCOL... damn you stewart! I hope this comes back to bite her in the butt someday and she has to recant and apologize to everyone...

Ginger Swan said...

@Ninja Fanpire, yes that photo is from the Vanity Fair photo shoot... though Mr. Ginger altered it with his mad photoshop skills.

katarinas mama said...

@Spank @Valerie Lea Okay, please post warning for those of us still drinking hot beverages!!

There's a whole Test Drive Process being written out in my head right now. And the If/Then statements are really coming in clear!!

Thank goodness, my girls are still little. Oh God, I would...can't even say it...thinking it tho'.

Brenda Jean said...

Well, I just can't answer this. If Bella was really, she would be the one. Maybe there is some spell that can bring her out of the pages to live a real life? It could happen. Don't laugh. It's my 20th Anniversary today so I'm really trying not to dwell on Twilight stuff. I'm serious-- are you laughing again?

letterstorob said...

damn those 'crazy' vows... ugh

themoonisdown said...

WOW, this is pretty overwhelming! You chose ME!! I gladly and whole heartedly accept! I will not let you down and yes I will share occasionally. OH and FYI I play multiple instruments!!! SO suck it I WIN!!!

HAHAHA jk (about the suck it part):D

Shana said...

Oh...forgot to throw out there that I'm single...and we all know Rob needs an older woman to tap that. ;)

Valerie(momof3crazykids) said...

I'm all for moon for going after him, she would share some good stories I'm sure. Or ninjafanpire because she's my twitter friend!
And yes, it's kind of sad that Rob was only 6 when I got married.

Lesley said...

my 1st thought was mandy moore, sweet, wholesome girl, into music and acting.. but then i heard she just got engaged so oh well...

as much as he likes kristen, she really rubs me the wrong way, (no hate-o, lol)

he definitely needs someone down to earth who doesn't take themselves too seriously, and who doesn't need to be in the limelight all the time because rob is such a private person

and i definitely see him with a brunette, not a model type, just a normal, REAL girl

Emmy Angeldust said...

I'm definitely not good enough. I would simply use him to get to Jackson.

@Lesley...I feel the same way about Kristen. There's something totally off about her!

Ninja Fanpire said...

@HappyHourSue: I've been contemplating Swift for Rob for awhile now. Maybe it could work.

@themoonisdown: Bring it sucka!


By the way everybody, I'm using my Alice powers to predict that by the time Breaking Dawn rolls around, Rob and Kristin will have dated and broken up. Probably sometime around Eclipse.
It'll be a fling thing.

Midnight_lady said...

Right people, STOP RIGHT THERE! I have found the perfect woman for Rob, no need to debate or look further cus she is here.............she is ME!!!!!

Midnight_lady said...

@NinjaFanpire...........Kristin is just a girl, Rob needs a woman!!

Emmy Angeldust said...

@Midnight_lady...Amen sister!! They ALL need women, not these little girls they're parading around with!

86rabbit said...

I vote for Moon, definitely! I don't see how anyone could make him happier, except me of course, but then my skills are decidedly non-musical. If it can't be one of us, I just hope it's not anyone related to a JoBro or HSM.