Saturday, February 21, 2009

Robert's Oscar Preparation

As everyone who doesn't live under a rock already knows, Robert Pattinson is back in LA and preparing for the Oscars on Sunday. What does this mean for the League of Extraordinary Twilighters?



I swear if I were in L.A. I would stalk him. I would keep a safe distance unless he needed my help - you know help with things like reclining the seat in his car so he has more, um, leg room and then warming him up so his nipples aren't so hard and biteable. Things like that.






Spank, I wouldn't have the restraint. As it is I can't take my eyes off of the screen or this picture. I'll have to print it out and hold it on my lap the entire flight out to California.







**I don't have the strength to stay away from you, Rob.**










If he suddenly disappears after the Oscars on Sunday, don't worry. I promise to return him before New Moon starts filming.








I can show him how to insert painlessly. The contacts that is... (in case you weren't aware, he's leaving the eye doctor in this photo. And yes, I drove him there.)







I want to run into him so I can show him the picture Mr. Ginger did of Rob as David. (otherwise known as Robaelangelo) Maybe then he'll let me compare and contrast to see how the statue version lives up to the live version. Besides, I'm much more interested in Robaelangelo than I am Oscar. Tiny gold man with no privates. That's just weird.




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18 comments:

~Jamie said...

FIRST!

Ninja Fanpire said...

CRAP!

~Jamie said...

He will be the only reason I watch the Oscars... in fact maybe I will just catch all the juicy bits in a Rob montage on youtube later :)

Valerie(momof3crazykids) said...

oh my goodness. I really thought ninja was gonna have this one. you two crack me up. I can't believe I stayed awake to see you two go at it.

~Jamie said...

haha she didn't have a chance! Remember, my junior league super power is being the first commenter :)

Valerie(momof3crazykids) said...

@spank did you get your ticket yet? you have to take me to you know. looks like meadow did.
can't wait for sunday night!

Ninja Fanpire said...

Not for long Jamie...not for long.

Ninja Fanpire said...

If I was at home instead of in Washington, I live 6 hours away from LA. SIX HOURS away from R-Pattz. Maybe less, depending on traffic and how fast you go...

Lesley said...

hey is the only reason i'm watching the oscars!!! he is looking mighty good too and i know he's gonna look even better on sunday, if that is even humanly possible!!! while i do enjoy seeing all these pics, he is looking kind of irritated by the paparazzi..maybe i can offer some comfort??

i'm here for you, rob. *finger guns*

Valarie Lea said...

The Oscars will be taped and this one section will be watched over and over and over and over again. The youngest in my house is just gonna have to give the Wii up and get over it.

songirl said...

I am giggling that you actually read my Robelangelo post. Now where's my hand porn? It will tide me over while I figure out how to get away for my Oscar date...

Erin said...

I don't know if y'all have heard yet, but the release date for Eclipse has been set for June 30, 2010 (we only have to wait 7 months for more Rob after New Moon)!

You can go here for more about it!

http://www.vh1.com/movies/news/articles/1605547/20090220/story.jhtml

Erin said...

Yeah...Rob is the only reason I'll be watching the Oscars! My hubby is wondering about my sudden interest in watching them tomorrow :) Who can resist the eye candy!

BeCullen said...

OK, I'll have to admit. Rob IS the ONLY reason I am watching the lame Oscars. And I will sit there all night long hanging on every categories announcement waiting on him. My hubby knows that we will be watching and recording on the DVR...lol.

chemistry said...

It will be DVRed fast forwarded to Rob and repeatedly rewound. (sigh of pure joy)

Anonymous said...

Hahaha! Rob as David is JUST GREAT! Love it! Hope Robert can see it too.

imbeingheldhostage said...

Personally, I just bought a case of duct tape-- it will be my babysitter while I hop a plane to somewhere--anywhere that will televise it.

Spider Monkey said...

Erin - YOU are a doll for presenting this vital information! It's delightful! There will/should be a post coming on this!! :) xo