Tuesday, February 17, 2009

See Rob Naked Fund




In an interview where Rob's New Moon salary was discussed he disputed reports that he was to be paid $12 million by saying, "If I'm getting paid $12m a movie I'd walk around naked."




We should totally start a fundraiser and take up a collection to have our own personal naked Rob. Even in these tough economic times I know we can all agree that this is a worthy (and VERY necessary) financial sacrifice.








I don't think I'd want to see EC/RP naked. Really. It would kill the dream in my mind. Alright, I can't write that without smiling. Who am I kidding?? And he has the cutest bubble butt - I love that about him.





I knew you had to be joking, Spider. Not only would I pay good money to see that, I'd take a screenshot of it and make it the desktop background for my computer. You don't think Mr. Ginger would mind, do you?







I'd totally contribute to that fund. How about a "RP lounges around naked by my pool" fund? That way he doesn't have to worry about getting pneumonia walking around London naked.







I'll bring the suntan lotion.









**Photo courtesy Mr. Ginger and his mad photoshop skills**

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25 comments:

Ninja Fanpire said...

Just....wow. Of course, Spank would have the first comment on the topic.

Jamie's power as first poster is pwned again!

(When I first posted I didn't know my mom was signed on....oops.)

Ninja Fanpire said...

Darn, Jamie gave me the privilege. Takes all the fun out of it.

~Jamie said...

hahaha! I wanted you to have it!

Now, here's the deal.... where do we send the paypal... seriously... let's start the fund...

Midnight_lady said...

I am willing to climb mount everest naked, in hopes to raise the cash!

Melissa said...

Finally...my personal stimulus package! I'm writing my congressman now.

Erin said...

I don't know who wouldn't donate to such a "necessary" fund...

Valerie(momof3crazykids) said...

My check is in the mail!
I didn't even realize that Rob's face was on that statue until I read the bottom. It's early, that's my excuse.

katarinas mama said...

Is anyone else picturing Rob's face as he looks down at the check?? And smiles and begins to shed layers of clothing? No? Just me? Phew. I thought I might be having a "moment".

Love the PS-d statue. Again, you raise the bar AND hit the mark. Nice.

Spank Ransom said...

@ Melissa: Rob + Naked = Stimulated! What a package, right? :)

lynn said...

I love the way you guys think!
Ha! I didn't notice until the note at the end that it was Rob's face on that statue!

Brenda Jean said...

Well, as long as he's not gay while he's posing nude. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

mrsamber said...

I was thinking this the other day when I read his statement. With as many women we've got trolling all this blogs, twitter, etc., I'm sure we could raise the money in no time!

How about a Naked Rob Tour of America?

Erin said...

I could go for the Naked Rob Tour of America...as long as he gets to stop in the Southeast!

Leo's Mom said...

Could we get Jasper and Emmett in this deal.

Ninja Fanpire said...

@Leo's Mom: Oh let's!

imbeingheldhostage said...

Sorry, but we're keeping Rob over here in this terrible pneumonia-infested climate-- hey, you ladies have sunshine, we're taking the moon.

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songirl said...

Is anyone else disturbed by Robelangelo? Please give him a fig leaf! I just don't want to see the twig and berries, there seems to be a small proportion issue there...) I need a little mystery, but while the god of photo shop is at it, could he make us a little collection of hand porn? Rob has him some pretty fingers.

Emmy Angeldust said...

I think they need to start paying Jackson Rathbone more...maybe he'll walk around naked too!!

Ginger Swan said...

@Emmy Angeldust

"Oh I think we can handle that!"

Ninja Fanpire said...

@Emmy Angeldust: You said it!

@Ginger After we reach $12 mil, we need to see how much we need to pay Jackson.

fortheloveofrob said...

I pledge $500.(its all I have)
Where do I send the money?

Ninja Fanpire said...

What we need is to find a celebrity who loves Rob as much as us and get an endorsement or something.

S said...

think we could get Hot Topic to host again?

Ninja Fanpire said...

They could make some serious money by selling Rob porn.