Monday, February 9, 2009

Hair Watch 2009


Ok, guys, according to Robert Pattinson Life, this picture was taken on February 6th in London. That's this past Friday! Look at the serious hair growth progress. I think it's very close to what it was in the Twilight movie, don't you? In case you need a reminder (which I'm sure you don't) here is his hair in the Twilight movie:






First can Spank address his clothes? I mean where is Alice when you need her. It's just all kinds of wrong, though I appreciate the tight pants. Okay, moving on: what brought us here today is the hair. I have to say that something is just not right. It's.... too... clean. I think a few days with Spank will get him right and dirty. Then I'll work on his hair...

It looks close, but I'd have to run my fingers through it to be sure. Maybe Summit will fly me out there to check on the progress... In the meantime, here's another picture from this same event:

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What's up with the two guys he's hanging with? Is it hair-peer-pressure? Does the guy in the middle REALLY have a 1980's era blow-out or is his hair just REALLY HAPPY to see Rob Pattinson?





What if that's Edward's hair double...?!?!?!!!









Is it just me or does RP look bored in these pictures and a little more round than usual in the face!?! My educated guess for possible weight gain is that he's stuffing his face non-stop because he knows once he's on location filming the constant nausea will make him lose weight. Ya'll know what brings on the nausea, "her." As for his hair, it's freaking me out how fast it seems to be growing. Do you think Summit teamed up with Joseph Enterprises (makers of the Chia Pet) to develope special RP colored Chia hair?





Spider I think you might be on to something. We should definitely look into some sort of Summit/Chia Pet Hair conspiracy. I mean, that's just not normal. Maybe he IS some sort of vampire. He is in my dreams, anyway.







Maybe Happy Hair Guy is the Chia Pet. He's some sort of bionic hair-donor. That's the only possible explanation for why he thought looking like Uncle Jesse from Full House was a good idea. (See??)

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Rob is
totally laughing because that style stopped getting chicks excited around 1995.



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23 comments:

~Jamie said...

Did that style EVER get chicks?

So here's what I am thinking... that's his real life vampy super power... the ability to grow his hair out super fast, I mean just look at it... that has to be magic, right?

Brenda Jean said...

Dang good growth there, so why the heck is he wearing a hat. I don't like him in hats. NO HATS.

Didn't the guy from Styx have that hair in the 7o's/80's too? The other guy just looks like the typical "I'm too cool to wash my hair" look.

Twilighter Migrah said...

Robbie loves his beanies!

Though I must say in reference to his clothes that those shoes definitely do not go with his outfit.

And the hair growth chia pet thing? Definitely a government project. JOSEPH happens to be a code name for a secret government project that involves said CHIA pets-and CHIA happens to be another secret code name for said plant growing pets. They gave up the experiments years ago, but then Rob came along and caught the attention of a secret organization whose name cannot be spoken in public. Well, obviously Rob needed some of the secret CHIA formula since he has to do the movie soon and for some reason he cut his hair……or rather someone cut it for him while he was asleep…..or unconscious….one of the two….. And then the government bribed him to say that he had willingly had it cut. And then they told him that they could regrow his hair inhumanly quick if he used said CHIA formula. Things appear to be going well so far, though the slight chubbiness and loss of wardrobe sensibility may be a side effect. Scratch that, just the chubbiness. CHIA has never been tested on humans before, but no one told Rob that.

So, sadly Rob is being used for highly secret and possibly dangerous government experiments.

Twilighter Migrah said...

Gah, you all must post something about Ashley/Alice sometime soon! There has to be something, NM is coming!

amanda said...

wow! XD well i second that notion there deffinatly needs to b an Alice/Ashley post.

Twilighter Migrah said...

@amanda Perhaps I should make a topic for a Junior League member submission. But about what.....Hmmm....

Twilighter Migrah said...

Ah, have one. Not a very interesting one, but a start.

Erin said...

Well, due to my strange "obsession" with the Twilight, I just watched the trailer (again) to see if Rob's face was rounder and it isn't (from what I can tell) :)...still gorgeous!

Although, I do feel his hair is growing abnormally fast...

Valerie(momof3crazykids) said...

That hair on his friend certainly rivals Jesse's.
Spider-I'm assuming that you googled the makers of Chia pet if not that scares me that you know that kind of info...
Yes, the hair is on it's way back to Edwardness, should be good by the end of next month.

Twilighter Migrah said...

@Valerie

So long as there are no other side effects.....

(And if you have no idea what I am talking about check the long post above.)

letterstorob said...

hilarious. uncle jesse. LOVE IT

Valerie(momof3crazykids) said...

@ Migrah exactly, there better not be any. They can't ruin perfection!

katarinas mama said...

OMG. Chia Pet. Uncle Jesse?? Loved it. LOL'd a little too hard causing a stampede of small children and one fluffy dog to come running to do a Sanity Check on Mommy. Because apparently, it happens way too often when I read your blog.

Midnight_lady said...

It's the seakelp!

My inside sorces (voices in my head) have told me that RP will be advertising for a new, up and coming 'celeb' trend 'The SeaKelp' diet.

This contains 3 seakelp tablets a day, this will quicken the growth of hair, eye brows, nails and occasionally a sense of humour............

Watch this space!

Twilighter Migrah said...

And this tablet is made by the CHIA organization.

Midnight_lady said...

Chia Kelp pill; coming to superstores near you!

Twilighter Migrah said...

Eh, probably more like- SUPER CHIA HAIR GROWTH FORMULA, made with kelp extract

Twilighter Migrah said...

or we can keep the pill part: SUPER CHIA HAIR GROWTH PILL, etc...

Midnight_lady said...

Yeah, liking the second one, Migrah.............now, how do we go about marketing it?? Hhhhmmmmm

Twilighter Migrah said...

Let's blackmail The League of Extraordinary Twilighters and make them do it for us!

Meadow Cliffdiver said...

@Midnight_Lady @Twilighter Migrah *Ahem* We are immune to blackmail. Besides, we would never divulge Rob's secrets. We don't care HOW his hair is growing as long as it IS! ;)

Twilighter Migrah said...

@Meadow We were just going to threaten you into doing our marketing for us, not giving away any secrets!
As Ginger saw yesterday, I'm quite the wonder with the potions and formulas.

Adnama said...

I personally don't think his hair is growing faster than normal. Short hair always seems to grow faster because the distance is much more noticeable than if it were longer. My boyfriend has to get a trim once a month, and my Dad once every three weeks.


On Rob's friend's hair... I sadly love it. haha :)