Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Seacrest OUT!



Ryan Seacrest said on his radio program last week that he believes Rob Pattinson has no personality. Discuss:

Perhaps he is confusing having a personality with having a career talking about personalities. Of course, if personality is defined as offering nothing to the world other than the uncanny ability to carry on a conversation using an announcer-guy voice while displaying a joker-sized frozen smile on a botoxed face that reveals a full set of veneered horseteeth then Ryan Seacrest is certainly an expert on the subject.



He's just jealous because everyone swoons over Rob, but people only make fun of Ryan. Or maybe he's mad because he didn't get to play the part of Bella.






Maybe Ryan said those things because Rob is straight and he is shattered at the realization that he doesn't ever have a chance in hell at being with him. I can still be completely and utterly delusional in thinking I have a chance with him still because I'm at least a woman!





Ryan Seacrest is OBVIOUSLY so depressed about his lack of career prospects that he's decided to commit suicide-by-angry-Rob-Pattinson-Fan-Mob. Either that or he's off of his anti-psychotic meds and has become delusional.





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14 comments:

~Jamie said...

Maybe he got RPat and Kristen Stewart mixed up... what he meant to say was that SHE has no talent...

Valerie(momof3crazykids) said...

"he's decided to commit suicide-by-angry-Rob-Pattinson-Fan-Mob"-Perfect! I agree with Ginger, he's just jealous. Since Ryan is a "pretty" boy and Rob dresses like a hobo sometimes and we all don't care, he is just jealous. I think Rob has a great personality, he's funny in all his interviews. I love his sense of humor. Maybe Ryan doesn't get that either.

Erin said...

I don't think a lot of men understand the whole Twilight obsession in general. Maybe Ryan doesn't get it (or he is just jealous that he'll never have a chance).

I think Rob has a great personality as well, he was hilarious on Ellen! I think though sometimes he doesn't know how to react to the insanity, it can't be easy having someone watch your every move.

Melanie G. Allen said...

I cannot reply due to the fact that I'm laughing so hard at the picture of Ryan Seacrest as Bella above. That made my morning!

Valarie Lea said...

When has anyone really paid attention to anything Ryan Seacrest said??

Midnight_lady said...

The real reason why Ryan is mad.............simon cowell told him he couldn't sing :-)

RacheLyn5485 said...

Wow, I so love that amazing, revised picture! I can't believe Seacrest said that about our Rob!

Twilighter Migrah said...

This shirt reminds me of you (Spank, Ginger, Spider, and Meadow)- provided you have kids. If not, it should just say "Wife".

http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/item/twilight-moms-4-jr-ringer-tshirt/341059791

Driguerra said...

I think Ryan is just looking for attention...he knows that by saying that he will get hits on his website.

Rob has so much personality he is totally in his own league...Ryan Seacrest's comment does not make any sense.

Midnight_lady said...

Ahhh, seacrests green eyed monster has appeared..........RP gets the fantastic gig with women all over the world falling at his feet.

Seacrest can't get out of the cheap seats...........

katarinas mama said...

@Driguerra and @Midnight_lady - yup, you guys got it. Seacrest is jealous and is - OUT. Out of touch, that is. How are those ratings for American Idol doing nevermind his own shows...Keeping Up with the Kardashians and Bromance?? Hmmm...someone need some publicity.

Brenda Jean said...

Okay, and who told Seacrest he could even SAY Rob's name, huh? Who, I want to know. Because I don't think he should have even been able to mouth the letters R O B let alone speak it. Putz.

amanda said...

thanks a lot!!!!! now that pick of ryans face with the twilight cast is gonna haunt me forever, never to b able to erase from brain. lol that was just wrong. id rather see kristens face with rob then ryan :)

Midnight_lady said...

All I can hear now ...................HEREEEEE COMMMEEEESSSS RYYAAAAAAAAAN.............we can hope the Volturi find him mwaaahhhhh