Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Captain Charlie

So a while back we were working on a project and I asked the girls to find sexy pictures of some of the twi-cast men. Spank was assigned Charlie, among others *cough* 45 pictures of Jasper *cough*. My eyes popped out of my head, and not in a good way, when Spank sent me this labeled as a "SEXY" pic of Billy Burke.

Spank, I love you to pieces, but that picture of Charlie is the ugliest thing I've ever seen. Was it the Captain Stubing look that got you?

I thought since Charlie loves to fish and Billy is dressed all nautical like it was perfect. Plus, I think he looks very debonair. *coughs*

All I have to say is I'm glad he's not rockin' the Porn 'Stache. Maybe he was about to audition for a Gilligan's Island remake. Or he could've been channeling Don Johnson from Miami Vice. Either way it's not working for him.

He looks like an executive of a porn company. You know, the kind you have to "audition" with him to get hired. I mean, I heard. *shrugs* I don't know.

*laughing* Okay, so this picture is indefensible. I tried. However, I am only masterful at finding amazing photos of Jackson (after all, there ARE so many). But at least I didn't try and sneak in a picture of Taybait's Junior High School picture like Ginger did!

WHAT?! That's not a Junior High School pic. Don't make me find that Jasper pic where his hair is even worse than it is now. *ducking*

Okay, normally I'm all for mocking Ginger's love of Taycob, but I have to admit that pic isn't that bad. Sure, it looks like he should be leaning against a giant "09" as a graduation pic, but it could be worse. It could be a picture of Mike "Marshmallow" Newton.

Those boots are made for... oh wait. Nevermind.



Erin said...

OME! That picture, well, yeah, it's not very sexy.

I did however spit coffee at my computer again...hopefully I won't have to try to get a new keyboard (again) before the holidays. I've missed you ladies! My New Year's resolution is to read your blog every morning, cause you always crack me up!

Merry Christmas!

dazzledbyhim said...

Ok, well this may not be a good pic, but he DOES look good in My Boys! :)

And Taylor does look pretty funny in that pic. He seems really uncomfortable, like it hurts to sit like that. But I was thinking that since he's a martial arts person, shouldn't he be really flexible???

Sweetlikesandi said...

DAMN! Meadow stole my joke! 09.

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