Sunday, August 30, 2009

Sultry Bloody Sunday: The Jasper "Shoop"






This week's Sultry Bloody Sunday is Spank's pick. Not only did I choose the video, I made the video because that's just how much of a vested interest I have in bringing the sexy to you, our faithful readers and friends. So without further ado, I present to you the man who made Jasper Hale - the one and only Sultry Southerner, Jackson Rathbone.




*claps enthusiastically* There were so many good pics of Jackson, you have me almost wanting to switch to Team Jasper.








Spank! Seriously - well done! This video is awesome. You managed to find pictures of him where he doesn't look too weird and his hair doesn't look like Grandma Betty's. *ducking* But, honestly, he is cute and I can kindasorta see what you like about him (but I'm NOWHERE near switching teams). Why can't Suckmit make him look this kindasorta adorable in the movies?




Dear Father: It has been fifteen years since my last confession. I have been unfaithful to my "pretend husband" Robert Pattinson tonight and have had lustful thoughts towards a man named Jackson. Forgive me father, for I have sinned. Please tell me what my penance is. His lips and eyes are just too dreamy to not want!






*jaw drops* This is almost better than Spider admitting to Robsten!






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16 comments:

Jo Patterson said...

*loud applause* beautiful Spank you won me!!! I will never unlove Rob but you have managed to convince me that the Jacksper is totally swoonworthy. Thank you for the lesson and btw you will have a headache tomorrow! just warning you!!! hahahaha

Anime said...

I have officially creamed my panties and I'm not even ashamed to admit it... ::nods::goes to change::

::clears throat:: With that being said, I have long been on Team Jasper (on the vamp side anyway since I still have a soft spot for Team Sam aka Chaske Spencer) and I've never really understood people's fascination with Team Ed-"too hairy"-ward ::ducks before stuff gets thrown at me:: when there are so obviously many more sultry schmexy panty-creaming characteristics about ... ::swoons:: ... Jasper ...

Awesome job Spanky!! You are solely responsible for the lovely wet dreams (TMI?) that I'm going to have tonight. ::bows to the master::kisses the ground you tread on:: You totes did @CullzJazz justice (I saw the antics btw and had to go change... o.0) All I have left to say is ::le sigh::swoon::deaded:: The end.

Spank Ransom said...

@ Jo Patterson - you are giving Alice a run for her money. *nods yes* very bad headache... needs more coffee

@ Anime - Me too, Anime... me too. @CullzJazz is quite the tease and you're not the only one who had a few "costume" changes last night.

...wowie! said...

And I'm supposed to be heading to church in a few to get the devil outta me. But now...now that you're shooping Jackson. Ay dios miyo. Holy hell! I am sooo going to hell for these impure thoughts (not that I wasn't already going for thinking those same thoughts for my Rob, of course. lol).

Great job Spank!!!

GallifreyReject said...

The Reject has been a long time Team Jackson supporter:)

Spank *gets on knees* bless you woman for giving Jackson some much deserved love!! He has always been swoon worthy, especially with those eyes and lips... Egad.. i think i have to do laundry... lol

Mystify Me said...

JASPER/JACKSON has always been my second fave. Well done Spanky!!
I've always called him my Jasper Jumbleberry Pie. :)xoxox

Ilaria said...

Dear Spank, I have never understood you Jackson Rathbone obsession, but clearly I had not seen pictures of him that would do him justice. I have to say I am finally converted! Very well done...gosh, now I need to see more of THIS guy! I have to say that for a brief moment I wished he had been chosen to play Edward *ducking*... I agree with rain, why can't they manage to make him look kindasorta adorable in the movies? are we gonna see those gorgeous eyes in Eclipse when they tell Jasper's story?

TwiHuntress said...

Really people???? Ugh!!!!

Carol said...

It's so awesome to finally see a decent Jacksper video! Great job! Love him to bits! Team Jasper all the way! Jackson melts my panties every time!

yoshi said...

that gaze, he undresses you with his eyes. that is all. oh and: apowifhawopeifhackdfhwozsihoairaow3efihk!!!!a;owiefhapwoe <-- that too

Vianca said...

Mmmmhmhmmhmm Oh yeah that's nice!!!! Jackson/Jasper has always had a special place in my panites. He's is such an adorable southern man. He does indeed give Robward a run for his money. Edsper, jasward, Jackbert, Robson...hmmm...

SweetLikeSandi said...

OH MY HOLY HALE! *bowing at the throne of @SpankRansom worshipping at the altar of @CullzJazz*

First, mad props for choosing the song with MY name in it. ("Yo, Sandi, I wanna, like, taste you!" Oh, you do? Bring it!)

Second, "You gimme nice dreams. You make me wanna... cream," would have been more appropriate lyrics, but scream will have to do.

Now I'm getting in line for a piece of some Jacktion.

katarinas mama said...

Two words - Who Knew?

Spank, darlin', thanks for answering that two word question. Shoop, indeed. :)

auntapey said...

I'm not a Jackson girl, so I hadn't seen most of those pics. But DAYUM! That was fuckhawt Spank! And I LOVE that song ;)

dazzledbyhim said...

Ok... finally someone has shown me WHY there are Jacksper lovers out there! I totally never got it before. Some of those pictures were smokin!

JasperYourXanax said...

I'm not sure how you think that this 'guy' is so 'swoonworthy', he looks a bit like me but he's missing some sparkle. *Winks*