Meadow and The Vamp

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Sultry Bloody Sunday: The Jasper "Shoop"

This week's Sultry Bloody Sunday is Spank's pick. Not only did I choose the video, I made the video because that's just how much of a vested interest I have in bringing the sexy to you, our faithful readers and friends. So without further ado, I present to you the man who made Jasper Hale - the one and only Sultry Southerner, Jackson Rathbone.

*claps enthusiastically* There were so many good pics of Jackson, you have me almost wanting to switch to Team Jasper.








Spank! Seriously - well done! This video is awesome. You managed to find pictures of him where he doesn't look too weird and his hair doesn't look like Grandma Betty's. *ducking* But, honestly, he is cute and I can kindasorta see what you like about him (but I'm NOWHERE near switching teams). Why can't Suckmit make him look this kindasorta adorable in the movies?

Dear Father: It has been fifteen years since my last confession. I have been unfaithful to my "pretend husband" Robert Pattinson tonight and have had lustful thoughts towards a man named Jackson. Forgive me father, for I have sinned. Please tell me what my penance is. His lips and eyes are just too dreamy to not want!

*jaw drops* This is almost better than Spider admitting to Robsten!

The Saga Continues

The story of Edward and Bella ended with Breaking Dawn but there are so many characters that I'd love to learn more about. If Stephenie Meyer ever revisited this world where do you think she should go and with whom? I think a compelling story is Carlisle Cullen. Son of a preacher man with his own ideas, turned into a vampire and determined to retain his humanity. His early years and struggles... his years with the Volturi and his travels through the night in a superstitious world that ultimately led him to his forever family.

I wanna follow Seth Clearwater. Follow him to the bedroom. Damn. I must be ovulating. I'm saucier than usual. (no, not THAT kid they picked for the role... the Seth Clearwater in my bed head)

I'd be happy to follow around Edward in Midnight Sun. I know that doesn't answer your question, but I don't really know of anyone else other than Carlisle that I would bother buying a book about. Girls, we need to find motivation for Stephanie Meyer to finish Midnight Sun... How about this: J.K. Rowling re-writes Chambers of Secrets all from Dobby's point of view! "Little Dobby, Big World".

*snort*

Oh come on guys! What about Jacob and Renesmee? *snicker*

Would that be in the preschool section of Barnes & Noble?