Much of the new Twilight merchandise was featured at Comic-Con this week, but what caught my eye was an Edward doll made by Tonner. I decided to do a bit more "research" on this doll to see if, unlike the original Pocket Edward, this Edward could shed his jacket... you know, in case he got hot. I found this and am pretty much speechless...
When I saw this "doll", I almost fell over. Who the hell thought that was a good idea? What friggin' clown gave the final approval of that stupid thing and put it into production? Let me guess... did C.Hardwicke go into a new business? And Rain, did you say it's retailing for $139??? They should put GPS systems inside these things because whoever actually buys one should be I just want to know why his pants are pulled up so high? They look like Grandpa pants. And what's up with that hair? 
Are you sure this isn't GI Joe's doll for their line of "don't ask, don't tell" action figures.
Are you sure this is supposed to be Edward? Cause it looks more like Eric to me.PLEASE tell me you mean Eric Yorkie and not Eric Northman.
If it looked anything like Eric Northman, I would've taken it home and put him in my nightstand drawer. Oh yeah.
9 comments:
um.....what's up with his girlie face?
hashahhahahaha!!!! OMG this is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life!
That's totally the next star of the chucy movies! the transvestite edward who sucks out other dolls blood and has to ass rape his way into a human/ vampire body!
I can see it now a blockbuster HIT!
Oh dearest summit, you can only make so much money, and suck so much soul out of someone.
And I htink you've crossed that line.
He's got nice shoes at least. ;)
lol@Spank: "don't ask don't tell"!
--twiprof
Fuck me (please) but I saw the hawwwwwtest Jacob doll and this is what the come up with 4 hiseversparklysexyhotbitemesuckmefuckmechewbabiesoutofmeedward. I think NOT! Although if he is hollow maybe that tickle me elmo vibrating device could be put to better use........
Oh my effing god.
Kristens hair looks like absolute DOUCHE GROSS GROSS GROSS!!!!!!
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AHHH! I saw this pic, and died a little inside...
Oh my Edward, why do they try to replicate you when they've so clearly FAILED? I know, I know, everyone wants, and can now have, an Edward in their very own home, but with that particular doll, I think I'll just pass. Original Pocket Edward all the way ;)
LMAO! Pixie Hollow Edward! Maybe I find that incredibly extra funny because of a recent encounter in the children's section for Dulcie the confectioner fairy of Pixie Hollow! Anyway I'd like to think that "Edward" is pansy-ish because it's really just Ken pretending to be Edward. Angry, brooding, unbendy, original Pocket Edward all the way.
IT IS OK,I GUESS.BUT NOT GD ENOUGH 2 BE EDWARD!I GET Y THEY WOULD MAKE 1. & THE DOLLS R KINDA FUNNY & A BIT OF A LAUGH.BUT THEY R KINDA MOCKIN' IT!(WICH IS NOT EXEPTABLE!)IT IS NOT GD ENOUGH 2 BE EDWARD THOUGH I MEAN COME ON!IF U R GOIN' 2 MAKE 1 MAKE 1 DON'T GET A KEN GIVE IT SOME FANCY CLOTHES,CHANGE IT'S HAIR,GIVE IT A NEW BOX & CALL IT EDWARD.BUT I SUPPOSE IT IS EXEPTABLE.I MEAN THE DOLLS R KINDA CUTE.(BUT SOOO FAR AWAY FROM THE REAL THING,I MEAN HIS HAIR IS BRONZE! THAT IS NOT BRONZE!THAT IS A BROWNY COULOR!)
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