Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Jr. League: Alex Meraz





This weeks Jr. League member is: Brenda
Superhero Name: Moonsanity

Super Powers: Ability to sway friends and family into buying her vampire related gifts and reading at super speed.




I know the Twilight-headed gals are Team Edward and hate all things wolf but can you HONESTLY tell me this photo of Alex Meraz who's playing Paul, does not make you feel just a teeny bit warm and furry, I mean fuzzy, all over? Jacob/Taylor is a little young and makes me want to nurture him like a mom, but Alex is married with a kid and I can imagine nurturing him in many other ways that are NOT motherly at all.






ANOTHER shirtless guy pic? Please don't tell me we are turning into an "I want to screw this guy" blog.









What? You mean we're not an "I want to screw this guy" blog?











No, this blog is not an I want to screw THAT guy. Now there are other guys (Cullen, Hale) but, I digress. They are not who we are here to discuss today. "... and let's continue."









His belly button is the only thing I needed to see to make me grossed out. But his thumbs are quite interesting... I could change my mind if he and I were together with a bag over his head and a shirt ON.









Well... I think his features are all symmetrical and he's in good shape. Uh... the problem is that he reminds me of my childhood best friend's younger brother, who I never EVER wanted to do dirty things with. Mostly because he was 11 when I was a senior. Filipe, is that you?







I simply cannot take a man who has no body hair seriously. I would like to know whether he waxes or goes for laser hair removal treatments.









Oh well... I'd have to disagree on the hair issue. I like my men hairless on the chest and back. Hair in other places is ok. *wink* Hairy men turn me off. You know, because when they have a hairy chest, the hair gets caught in your teeth.








I can take a man with no body hair. I can take him to my room.











Ginger, I don't know why you're clenching your teeth on someone's back and chest when the most important asset is obviously comfortably hairy! Because my mouth and teeth are more concentrated on the those parts. But I don't want to get into the hairy details here.






Ok... your back hair comment just made me throw up in my mouth a little. And I believe I did say I have no problem with hair in other places. *wink*








Well, whaddya know... We turned this into a post about the kind of guy we'd want to screw.






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19 comments:

Ninja Fanpire said...

I'm with Rain, this isn't an "I want to screw this guy" Blog?


(I think there just aren't any other comments yet because no one really knows what to say.....Just a thought...)

Anonymous said...

so funny, personally not into pups!!

CorrinaT said...

I am with @SpidrMonkey Eww on the belly button. He just isn't that attractive to me. Ripped bod or not. Just not doing it for me.

Anonymous said...

Since its safe to post pics of the wolf pack. I also saw Taylor in his sweats on hear last week. Can anyone put up a pic of a shirtless Jacob? Sorry Edward...just looking.

-Edwardschewtoy

...wowie! said...

"Ok... your back hair comment just made me throw up in my mouth a little." Ginger, too funny. I find myself thinking the same things you say out loud.

Gawd I love this site! You ladies are the shit.

Anonymous said...

Ohhh this man is fantastic. And all kinds of flexible IYKWIM...

Wheaty's Girl Creations hearts twilight! said...

ahhhhhhhhhh well good morning to me!!!!!!!!! I LOVE ALEX MERAZ!!!!!!!!! AND HE IS NOT JAILBAIT!!!!!!!!! *drools all over my keyboard* hmmmmm i could look at pics of him ALL DAY LONG!!!!!!!! *shivers* lol I cant wait to see him in new moon!!!!!!!!!

Duchess said...

okay so Ill admit it... I do feel a little tingling for this man, hopefully they make him all alpha-y and bada$$ in the movie.

As for the blog becoming "the kind of guy we'd like to screw.." I think that the producers of twilight went there first... look at the cast, particularly those of the male persuasion... need I say more... and btw I just think that we all can appreciate "art" in its many forms...;)

Caitlin said...

I think he's cute, yes. But not really pulliun' my trigger.

I'm going to pretend I didn't just read about engulfing a man's back/pubic hair.


I'd rahther not imagine it.


And I'm with Edward'schewtoy I want to see a shirtless Taylor. I mean, not switching sides or anyhting, just want to know Rob's competition, to be better prepared and all that jazz.

WHAT!??!!? STOP GLARING AT ME!!!

Brenda Jean said...

I saw a pic of a shirtless Taylor and though he is mighty buff I still can't get past him being so fricking young. I had NOT even noticed the belly button in this pic--thanks so much for that...geesh, talking about killing my buzz. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA As far as hair or no hair, I just can't speak of that. Nope, you can't make me.

I still think Edward is the one--don't get me wrong, but I'm just saying these new wolves are HOT. Woof, woof.

dazzledbyhim said...

Ok... while I guess I wouldn't kick him out of bed... he's pretty far down on my list of Twilight guys to do...

Lisa said...

Im all team Edward, but that wolf boy is hot. Im sorry, I cant help it. Im a sucker for buff boys. Taylor is hot too, if you put a bag over his head. Lol

Beth said...

I'm team Carlisle but that pic, well, ermm, can we have a tag team?

beesue said...

Hey Leaque!

I Just Want To Screw Edward(Rob)!

kthxbai

Mystifyme said...

EXACTLY BEESUE!
He is beautiful but meh!
I am a Rob girl.He is gorgeous, lustful, dirty, beautiful, comical and bad*ass.
I see nothing from this guy....okay a hot body and face...but nuttin' Sorry.

Donna Maria said...

Well done ladies....Well done! Xx

Brenda Jean said...

Awwww...I thought more of you would jump on my wolfie bandwagon. I feel so lonely now. Did I mention that I don't want Bella to pick Jacob-- oh, no I can't EVER go there...

Rain Storm said...

@Brenda Jean - I don't think I made myself clear - but I'm definitely ready for a ride on the wolfie bandwagon (sans Jacob, of course)! I'm fine with a hairless man! *grins*

Brenda Jean said...

RainStorm-- even if we leave out Jacob there is plenty to share:) BAHAHAHAHAHA