Saturday, June 13, 2009

Jacob and the Hare





So If Jacob is practically 7 feet tall and can almost eat a horse it's safe to say he's almost a giant. So, how the hell did he fit into his little VW Rabbit in New Moon? Do you think it was like a Fred Flinstone mobile? Or maybe he sawed the roof off so his head and feet could stick out?







Maybe it's Quileute magic. You know, like a clown car. Or one of those Shriner's cars. I could see Jacob wearing a fez... *snicker*











I wonder what would happen if he phased while driving the car.











I think the car would turn into little metal toothpicks - that would be a sight to see. Let's see if we can get Chris Weitz to CGI that in!










Well, after seeing the CGI wolves at least we know the car would maintain it's "tiny" status while exploding. *rolling my eyes*










The only car Jacob should be riding in is the one driven by Animal Control.









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18 comments:

~Jamie said...

YAAAAABA DAAAAABA DOO!

Wheaty's Girl Creations hearts twilight! said...

Hey ladies!! Back off Jacob!! Meanies!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol Oh boy..can he age already...jeez...lol...I have a soft spot for him..but for some reason..i dont for kstew..lol

funny about the car..lol...hmmmm...just wondering how i could fit him in my bed...i would have to push the hubby out..hmmmmm..have to wait another year..hehe great now I am imagining him in flintstone clothes..he does look pretty dirty in the new moon poster..haha

laallalallalalallaalallalal I got peter facinelli to retweet me tonight..ginger knows...she seen it before me..hehe I feel so special..neener neener..just had to brag..hehe I made this and he rt'd it..http://twitpic.com/7971j I am high on dr.cullen right now..hehe so you guys bashing my jacob doesnt bother me that much..hehe :)

Total Fanpires said...

Is he giving NIKE free PR??
Just wondering...

Ninja Fanpire said...

He didn't ride in his 'rabbit' after he changed. He just rode the motorcycle all the time.

~Jamie said...

^^

Spider Monkey said...

@Ninja Fanpire - He rode in the Rabbit to Bella's house w/his dog buds when Alice was there, right before leaving for Italy!

Spank Ransom said...

@Wheaty's Girl - how cool! Yay for recognition for your work.

Wheaty's Girl Creations hearts twilight! said...

WHOOOHOOO!! :)

Yeah jake did ride that bike all the time..or just run everywhere..maybe that was why..it just went without saying that he didnt fit! lol

Rachel said...

Ya'll are way too hard on Jacob. How can you be so hard on Jacob but be pro KStew? I just don't get it...

kt said...

you know ive never thought about this, but i do know that tall guys can like fold themselves in two to get in a little car. ive seen it. my bffs boyfriend is 6'8"... for real... and he has managed, more than once, to squeezed into the nonexistent backseat in my mustang. im always surprised as hell when fits. sure his head hits the roof and i have explicit instructions to slow down over speed bumps, but he fits.

beesue said...

Hi League!

Maybe he's like Aladdin and the Lamp! In the immortal words of Robin Williams "A big, big person, in an ittty bitty space"! Its Magic! MAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA

Ya know - Im no "dog lover" but have you guys seen the new behind the scene clips of NM? He seems like a really sweet guy and he looks hot!! Yeah, I do have a hangover this morning????? Must be alchohol induced!!!

@Spank - but I did laugh at the "Dog Catcher" comment!!!!! REALLY GOOD ONE!

fragilelittlehuman said...

Doesn't he pick Bella up in the same car when he meets her & Edward at the reservation boundary in Eclipse? Maybe he just moves the seat REALLY far back and tries not to hit the steering wheel with his knees? Or maybe he just took the driver's seat out completely and drives from the back seat...

Wheaty's Girl Creations hearts twilight! said...

@Rachel yeah i agree..leave our jakie poo alone...he will be non jailbait before long...;)

i think is just one of those things we arent supposed to think about like..how in the hell does edward stay in her room at that 'time of month'..all night..have you blogged that one yet guys..that needs to be discussed...i mean..in an appropriate way of course...but still..or did i miss them mentioning that he doesnt stay during that time...correct me if i am wrong...
I LOVE MR. GINGERS' CREATIONS THOUGH!! HEHE HE MAKES ME LAUGH ALL THE TIME!!!!! :)

Brenda Jean said...

I thought it was more near the end of the book that he was that tall. Wasn't it the third book that had that scene where he's wearing black on a black motorcycle at the school? So, maybe he outgrew that car by then, and he's only like 6 foot when he drives the stupid rabbit. I think he could have had at least an old jeep or something cooler. BAHAHAHAHA

fragilelittlehuman said...

@Wheaty's Girl, I've wondered the exact same thing! I mean, wouldn't that drive him completely crazy? (No comment on whether I was totally PMSing, eating chocolate and reading New Moon, when I wondered this.)

MystifyMe said...

Hehe...maybe the Rabbit had a sunroof or a newmoonroof as it were.
Yeah.Being tall sucketh biggeth.
My ex was 6'6" and we had a shallow basement.I made him wear a hard hat in the work shop.I was tired of hearing him bang his noggin' and swear a blue streak...OH SO THAT WAS WAS WRONG WITH HIM???!!! ROTFALMAO
Wheaty?? Are you gloating?? ;)
Just watched Twilight again. My friend's daughter fell asleep.
She cried because she missed the ending...awwww...
Edward's skin is so pale, except for his ears..awww..again.
I hope Chreis Weitz pays more attention to silly detail.
I bet not.He should have a Twi-Hard
scrutinizing every detail.
Nite all. xo

Mysty said...

Chris..you know...jesus Creis..lol

dazzledbyhim said...

Too bad Jacob in the movie can't look as big as he's supposed to! Maybe they made it that was so he CAN fit in the Rabbit! Ha!