Tuesday, June 9, 2009

"I eat munchkins for breakfast!"









I'm not sure how I feel about Roberts REALLY not liking children. I suppose he's only 23, but it confirms that I will never ever ever be with him *sniffing*.








Spider, you're the one always telling US that it'll never happen with Rob. Is that all an act so you can have him for yourself? *suspicious glare*







I hated kids until I had them. In fact, I still hate most kids. Not your kids, of course -- or any of our, um, readers. Just all the others. *crickets*








Come on, we know that none of us want (your/our/any) kids half the time. I swear you could take a recording of screaming children from my house on any given day and market it as birth control.







I have to admit the same, sorry...









I can't blame him. I hated kids too, until I had my own. Now I have a mild tolerance for kids that aren't mine, and a complete intolerance for brats.








What none of us are thinking about is the Ashton/Demi equation. So Rob doesn't want kids of his own or to have to do unpleasant things like change diapers. But I bet he'd be more than happy to play XBOX 360 with our kids before sending them back to their fathers and spending the evening with us. In bed.






You know, if Rob doesn't want to do diapers and take care of kids, I'd settle for him being a sperm donor.







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30 comments:

lickhimright said...

Rob being a sperm donor is a very good idea... hmmm...

Well it would be nice to see little Rob's running around but I can settle with "little Rob" too...

Badassmama0709 said...

HAHA wow, that was a funny video. i'm not sure i've met more then a handful of people who like kids before their own. and i agree with Ginger "Now I have a mild tolerance for kids that aren't mine, and a complete intolerance for brats." i'm in step with that one.

Miss_Pippa said...

I find him less attractive now.

That's right I said it. And I'm not ashamed.

That said, I also hated kids til I had my son. I still have a very low tolerance for most children. I am the same age as Rob and so is my boyfriend, and even he would rather be out with his friends that at home with us.

I feel that even if Rob and I were to meet, it would sort of be 'out of the frying pan, into the fire'. Sorry Rob, it just wouldnt work out between us. It's not me, it's you....

Kerri said...

I have seen this video before and at first I was like "well, I don't care for him much anymore", but then as I got to know Rob and his sense of humor, I got the feeling that it's sort of one of the things he says very dead-pan and dry but isn't really serious about. Of course I could be wrong...but that's what I think. Not that it should matter, I doubt that my children would be the only reason Rob wouldn't give me the time of day...the fact that we will probably never MEET might have something to do with it :).

...wowie! said...

Love the commentary this morning ladies. I partially concur. I liked kids a lot til I had my own. You can't give them suckers back. hehehe j/k My tolerance level on whiney, crying kids was pretty high back in the day. Now, since I have to deal with my own whiney, crying soon-to-be 4 year old, there's no way I'm putting up with someone else's.

Wow...did I really just say that?

Anyhoo...Rob, really is just a young buck. Some guys tend to change their views as they get older and more mature. Right? Notice, I did say "some guys"...not all. hehehe

Anonymous said...

My husband has 3 kids and STILL doesn't like kids in general, LOL.

Most men are large kids themselves, and very selfish as such.

Anyways I think he was totally kidding, but who knows.

hwilliams3782 said...

yeah once i seen that vid a while back i was totally turned off. but i can understand the point you all made. love meadows comment on screaming kids as birth control! you all are too funny. thx for talking on the subject.

Lady Hale said...

Ok...that photo is just creepy!! lol

HappyHourSue said...

DILF.

Anonymous said...

i like how he doesnt like kids. i hate hate hate kids and most people (yes, even guys) think i'm weird! it's nice to know we have something in common, haha.

Anonymous said...

I don't think it's uncommon for young guys to not want kids. They don't think like that! So it doesn't bother me.
But that picture cracks me up! I love Kstew's face and that actually looks like it could be Rob sitting there! LOL!

Stacy said...

Yeah, I didn't want kids at all, and then I turned 30 and got married, and figured it wasn't such a bad idea after all. I adore my two sons, but, as Ginger says, have only a mild tolerance for other peoples' children.

And, Meadow, I like your view on the "Ashton/Demi equation." I had thought of that, but didn't put it quite so succinctly in my head.

- Stacy

Wheaty's Girl Creations hearts twilight! said...

I agree with meadow..hehe about him playing xbox with our kiddos..sending them to their fathers house while we spend the weekend in bed!!! What a nice thought in my head! hehe Know what i say all the time...when someone asks me to babysit..hell no...i dont say it to their faces..or in front of my kids...but to the hubby (while I am laughing though of course) hell no!!!! I dont even like my own kids..why would i babysit someone elses..hehe I love my kiddos but sometimes..oh my gosh..they drive me nuts..lol but I know i wouldnt change anything..cause we all know there are more rewards and good things about having kids...we also know if he meets the woman of his dreams..and she wants kids..he will have to say yes..hehe Sorry guys...but that will not be kristen...haha can you see her with kids?? maybe that is why he is saying that right now..hahahhahahahahhaha sorry robsten fans!! hehe

Georgie said...

He's 23..isn't it normal for a 23 year old to not like children? He'll come around. Does Kristen like kids? The picture...hilarious!

sasa said...

i'm already clapping.

i'd clap after every take!

OCD Sufferer said...

I never "hated" kids per se, but I had not desire to have kids until a certain thing happened, lol. I now have 4, which I love very dearly, but I have to agree with the statement "mild tolerance for kids that aren't mine, and a complete intolerance for brats" lol! I find there are tons more insufferable brats in my area than there are "normal" kids...wait, maybe brats are the "normal" kids nowadays! What I hate the most is parents that do NOT discipline their kids. I don't mean you have to be a whipping parent, though I have seen kids I would like to beat black and blue (did I just say that?), but at least teach them to be respectful for God's sake! My kids have wonderful manners, they respect their elders and their peers--but don't let them walk on them--they are very thoughtful, they would do anything for anybody! You don't meet many kids like that in the world anymore. They care about themselves and no one else. This could be a big reason RP or any other young adult wouldn't want kids! I took my kids out of school because of what kinds of kids the world has to offer now.
Okay, stepping off of my soapbox now, sorry about that. I haven't graced you guys with a huge post for like a week now, so you had to see it coming!! LOL!!
Also, the 360 comment? LOVE IT! Yeah, my kids could all whoop his @$$ on the 360!! Even my 9 year olds, I bet my life on it!! And after seeing his Guitar Hero/Rock Band video, my son would wipe the floor with him!! LOL!!! (Mr. OCD would, too, but we aren't talking about our *in*significant others! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! lol

beesue said...

Good Morning League!

Rob is being his "truthful" self - as always! I didn't want kids when I was 23! Who does - so I think as @meadow - that he needs an "older" woman (raising Hand- me, me!!).
Ya know - that can fulfill his "other" needs! ROLFFFF!!

Mr. Ginger - great picture, as usual! Bet if Rob saw that, he would crack-up!

Mystify Me said...

I heard somewhere that what he meant by 'children' was screaming immature teens and tweens that want to jump him.He would date older, mature women and not someone considerably younger.
So maybe that's it!!
Or maybe he shares the same belief that my dear own Mother always has had: That all chlidren should be kept in the barn!! *oink* lol
I'm sure that one day he will have his own*sigh* and he will just dote on that little PigPen or PigPenny.

Caitlin said...

I don't hate kids, but I don't want kids of my own. I've had to raise younger siblings and I've had to babysit, and Ive had to care for. NO THANK YOU!

So I'm with Rob, no kids thanks...

Gina said...

Yep, gotta love the "No Filter" Rob! I dont like kids either and I have 4 of em! Still love my robbie endlessly!!! And I am clapping for you now!

robin(me) said...

I have to agree. I didn't really have a use for kids until I had my own and even then...yikes. (sorry @isabella) Then you get grandchild and 1/2 (one almost here) and You.forget.everything! I feel like such a dumb grama now! But I still loves them! I think. Yea, now that they are both of out the house...well partially out of the house. The son comes and goes. Comes more than goes. Uh never mind.

Even if Rob said he ate children, I doubt he would loose any ground with anyone here....and definitely not.with.me! *evil grin*

Major kudos to Mr. Ginger, that pic rocks!

LatinaLola said...

The poor guy is so awkward during interviews, it's just too cute, makes me smile but still, I feel somewhat sorry for him. He needs a hug.

Julienne said...

Sperm donor? Yes please!

You guys are hilarious, as always. I've never commented before but believe me I love reading what you write.

And yeah, i'm in my 30's and still don't want children either. I love having them come visit me in my 'aunt capacity' but I love it even more when they go home :)

angelsrock0429 said...

That was takne out of context. He didnt mean he didnt like kids, he meant he didnt like kids to like date or whatever.

Jules60 said...

I didn't want kids either when I was 23. I have one kid and that's enough for me! I can understand him saying he doesn't want to date kids if that is what he meant either way I don't blame him

Anonymous said...

He is 23 That will change or not. Later in life he might not get the choice. As far as clapping after every take no problem Rob Want to meet me in Vegas????

Love and kisses

CanAnon

Duchess said...

Seriously,
Anyone really care that the man-candy doesn't want kids...( which he is probably joking about anyway)...At 23 kids were the last thing on my mind and I said no too, fast forward to the present... and one kid later...wouldnt do it differently

Now back to Robward reality.. kids or no kids he still is one beautiful bastard!!

Lady Hale said...

Wow...I'm starting to feel like the freak of the group for being 23 and wanting kids lol

Erin said...

Does swooning after every take count?

I also don't want kids (don't mind them, just never wanted any of my own.) One up for E! :)

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