C'mon Carlisle Light My Fire

Carlisle was one of my favorite characters in the Twilight series. I don't know where to begin with all the things I love about him, but there are a couple of scenes from the movie that I want to acknowledge. First of all, nobody can make an ER entrance like Dr. Cullen. Every time he pushes that door open I get excited!

But there is something that drives me NUTS! In the film, in the ballet studio when Edward and James are going at it, Carlisle comes in and puts his hand on Edwards shoulder saying, "Son, enough, remember who you are, Bella needs you."

That's so gay because then he has his other children go and rip the guys head of (literally). His daughter no less! I understand that it has nothing to do with Peter Facinelli/Carlisle Cullen. But who the hell made that stupid cal? Was it an editing goof ? Was it Melissa Rosenberg that drank too much vino when she wrote that line? WTF?

Yeah, I didn't get that either. Maybe we should ask him why he said that.

While I may not agree with everything (cough, Carlisle's make-up) I do think he was perfectly cast.

Yeah, hmm.. Dr. Cullen perplexes me. I like him fine and good. He's an honorable man and a compassionate doctor but he's quite *what's the word* sterile. Always in his lab coat or sweater vest. I mean... would it kill him to just loosen up a little? Maybe dress like this on a his off days?

If he dressed like that, I'd definitely switch to Team Carlisle... and admire him in a completely respectful, non-objectifying way.

Ah hale... who am I trying to kid? ANIMAL ATTACK!

Hmmm, he may be sterile, but he created one of the most delicous vampire family covens known to the undead world. That is certainly worth recognition. To you Dr. Carlisle Cullen, I offer Father of the Century Award. What remarkable decisions you've made, tough ones, but perfect in every way. Well.... Rosalie could have been a mistake, but we all make them, even you!

I absolutely love Dr. Cullen's entrance into the ER. You know that goofy, school-girl grin that we all get when Edward enters the cafeteria? (Don't try to deny it - I know you all do.) I get that same goofy grin when the good doctor walks through those doors. He does it with such authority and confidence - it's so sexy!

How about when Jasper looks up at Bella from his seat on the couch in the hotel room? Those eyes! Those lips! That voice!! How is it that someone with such amazing calming powers manages to send me into an absolute frenzy?

Earth to Spank, earth to Spank... this IS a post about Dr. Carlisle Cullen, not Jasper the freak!

Sounds like SOMEONE needs a little Jasprin.

Or how about when Snape slams the door and says, "Turn to page 394". Oh wait... wrong movie.