Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Wet Dreams






I think Rob totally reinvents the meaning of "Wet Dreams", don't you? And he doesn't look so dirty and smelly in this picture. Jasper who?








Okay 1. Where the hell did this picture come from, 2. Why have I not seen it before, and 3. Why am I not behind him, nuzzling his wet, salty neck?








Lauren from Lauren's Bite sent this to me.










Rob is in the water but I'm the one who is drowning ... with desire.










Can you not see his hand outstretched for Spider... Now I have Bobbybumps all over again. I can't think. WTF, this is insane! And if he's in a bath of vodka, I'm in there with him - but instead of drinking the vodka, I'd be drinking every ounce of his fluids...







I think you can probably get drunk drinking his fluids. Even still, if that was vodka I think he'd drain the pool before you had a chance to jump in.








Not a chance in hell... but then again, he can take my soul and hell is a perfect option if he's there. My only concern is how are we going to smoke in the water. It will be near impossible.









If Rob is in hell, then hell is the new heaven.











*speechless*











I think I need to go find Mr. Ginger. You know, so I can show him how this picture makes me feel.










This is worse than those GQ pictures... Now I need to go find some RobPorn that involves swimming and get Mr. Meadow to read it aloud. Because right now Rob's shirt isn't the only thing that's wet. *ifyouknowwhatImean*





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42 comments:

~Jamie said...

/lick

Anonymous said...

hate to break it to you ladies...but the picture is a mod...not his body =(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGOZjGRBUVg

same with this one...thats wentworth miller...=(

lets just hope he's hiding out right now cause he's really working out that bod and wants it to be a surprise! =)

Ginger Swan said...

@anonymous, thanks! After staring at the picture for so long I was thinking those weren't his hands and wondering the same thing. BUT, they did such a great job, I don't really even mind. It still fuels the fantasy! And we knew about the Wentworth Miller one... we did a "Real or Photoshopped?" post about it.

beesue said...

@ginger - you talk about "fuel" girl this is JET FUEL!

Just wondering if Rob knows how long I can hold my breath! Considering the possibilities-wink, wink!

BeCullen said...

you guys ARE really trying to kill me. OMG OMG OMG

Nicole Wilson said...

i think i've said this before on another post, but... homminahommina

i know it's a fake.

but DANG... i mean, does anyone else think about Isle Esme when you see this? not so much with bella there... but the opportunities that await!

@nicolewilson

Spider Monkey said...

I have to keep coming back just to see this picture - FRENZY!

Mystify me said...

Dear God!
I just spilled my coffee on my keyboard.Thanks!
No really...thanks...phew.;)

sakixry said...

Owww! I have just slapped my forehead with my hand when I saw THIS PICTURE! What the f***??? Now tell me if he is not f*** all women with his eyes...
I do need a shower but - oh wait - the water looks very inviting Rob, slide over... mmmm...
I haven't even read your posts yet... I just cant stop myself...

Valerie(momof3crazykids) said...

Oh I saw this pic on live journal a couple of weeks ago. Can't you just imagine him with that body? Yum!
@Spank-"I think you can probably get drunk drinking his fluids" I'm pretty sure you are right with that statement!

sakixry said...

Ok... now that I gathered myself and stopped ogling and drooling (ok..I'm still drooling...) I read your posts and I really couldn't care less if the body is his or not... Just look at those eyes...those lips... *meltsdown* his gaze OMG!

Brenda Jean said...

Well, well, well-- can you gals stop thinking with your...you know, your...never mind. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA Cool pic. Who cares if the body isn't his? Seriously...do we care?

Spank Ransom said...

@ sakixry -- yeah, his body isn't what drew me in... it was his eyes, those smoldering eyes calling to me (okay so they are probably looking over longingly at the food service table wondering if there are any more pepperoni Hot Pockets, but still).

rain88ph said...

Oh my Lord!!! I need a cold shower ... I don't care if it's a fake .. I now feel like swimming to Isle Esme ..

robin(me) said...

OMG, u are really trying to kill me!
@sakixry
those eyes those eyes!

Erin said...

OMG! I can't seem to look away from those beautiful eyes...dang it where is Mr.Awesome when I need him??

robin(me) said...

@BeCullen
It is a sweet death, tho don't ya think? *wink*
@Brenda Jean
No, I can't stop. It's insane. And then I wonder, do I really want to stop? *points to ponder on*
@League
I can't feel my body parts anymore. I'm totally frozen! Please come to me, Rob and thaw me out! (even if it's not you) "I.don't.care" and "It.doesn't.matter!"

robnutmeg said...

And here I thought this day wasn't going to be good. I should have known the LEAGUE would see to it that I would have some "eye" candy to get.me.through.the.day! Thank you! I heart you guys!
HUBBA HUBBA!

Meghanface16 said...

*sigh*

Why must this be fake?


I wouldn't mind Rob even if he doesnt have 6 pack..


Still we can all pretend right?
*swoon*

OCD Sufferer said...

Ok, I agree, who cares whose body it is, (in the words of Thumper in Bambi II) "He's got those EYES!!!" Sexy, sexy, sexy! I have always loved his eyes...even when he is supposed to be looking at Bella like he wants to eat her in Biology class....yummmmm!

Erin said...

Rob is now on Twitter...if you'd like to 'stalk' him some more

www.twitter.com/theRobPattinson

robnutmeg said...

@OCD Sufferer
I agree, I even prefer Rob with those "she looks good to eat" eyes. M.e.o.w.!

robin(me) said...

@Erin
It's not legal to stalk - I like to think of it as "friendly following"....

And thanks for the twitter info. I'm not good at that stuff. Facebook is a real chore for me. UGH. I don't think I can stomach another one.

Remember girls, we don't stalk we follow.closely.earnestly. OK OK OK
IT'S Stalking!

OCD Sufferer said...

Um...how can anyone know if it is REALLY them on myspace, twitter, or facebook? I have a hard time believing they would make their profiles obvious. I think a lot of ppl get their kicks off of having ppl "follow" a bogus account. Hmmm. I would stalk---er, follow, if I knew for sure, LOL!!!

robin(me) said...

@OCD
I'm wondering that Rob would follow the "bogus" Rob account - just coz he's got that wicked sense of humor that we all LOVE! I think he admitted that on one of the many interviews he's done.

OK news about filming. We found out that Coquitlam Park RIGHT on Canadian/US border (even closer to home sweet home) is one of the filming locations HOWEVER - sources say it's yet another smoke screen and they are actually using private property of some banking executive for the meadow and wolfy scenes. EEEGODS this is frustrating! they have paid for privacy and security...those dirty dogs!

oh.for.the.love.of.all.thats.holy said...

First let me commend the league in yet another *cough* entertaining picture. HEE HAW! I'd like to take a dive!

@robin(me)
My login saids it all
OH.FOR.THE.LOVE.OF.ALL.THATS.HOLY - girl that totally bites. What's wrong with Summitt anyways? They have major trust issues! It's not that anyone here would "stalk" Rob or anything, right? We.are.not.like.that!

OCD Sufferer said...

Spank, this is especially for you:
I can't comment on it yet, I am still in shock and not sure which kind of shock, lol.
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2008/10/italian-magazine-scans.html

robnutmeg said...

@OCD Sufferer
I.think.I.have.forgotten.how.to.breathe!
Holy crap!

sakixry said...

@OCD Sufferer: Thank you VERY MUCH for the link and the pic... this is really very ... interesting... I am really looking forward watching "Little Ashes". It's good he did it before "Twilight" because if he did it after, he wouldn't be so bold about it I think. You can see SOOOO MUCH SKIN... mmmm delicious. (I dont like the hair though but it's Dali..not Rob).

robin(me) said...

I think if we give Mr. Ginger some time, I'm sure we can get an Edward hairdo? *please?*

Pant.Pant.

robnutmeg said...

A picture paints a thousand words and Holy Crap...this one drowns them all except for two...I can only hear. here baby here baby here baby.

I'm shocked at you ppl. Only 30 comments? What's with you all? Wait.a.sec...be right back. You know I remember it was always hard.to.get.out.of.the.water! I think I need to get back in.

How are you doing Meadow? "How dry I am, How dry I am, nobody knows how dry I am...." *or not.*

Mystify me said...

I can't comment...I'm drowning in euphoria.I might manage a gurgle or a sputter....nope I need a smoke....

Mystify me said...

I personally am in love with PhotoShop, but I prefer the real lad in his own flesh.Suits me just fine.
You've seen the one of him with the fur coat...bare down to(and a bit past) the nether region...have you not??
Oh baby,I never see it on the Web,But I have it safe here with me.;)

robnutmeg said...

@mystify me
I'd like to think every pic we see of robnuts *oh dear did i say rob'snuts? oops* I MEANT of Rob are real but with Photoshop we don't have to wait for him to pose. Except the posing that he'll do when he moves in with me.
I like fur coats. Nice and cozy and it's nice to be able to remove when you know, one gets "hot". Just sayin.

Mystify me said...

You're adorable...
Robert...
Fur coats are preferred over the Darth Vader hooded look.
If you don't want peeps to peep baby doll stay home and microwave a carrot.

Olivia CLICK ON THE LINK. said...

http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-31-robert-pattinson-semi-naked


i have nothing else to say.

sakixry said...

@robnutmeg: When I am living with you too, I can pose with Rob for you BAHAHAHA and then you can pose for me! Isn't that a great idea??

imbeingheldhostage said...

Look, if you ladies are going to keep posting things like this, I'm going to have to stop coming over. Mr. Hostage is still on his desert holiday for 120 days-- and you show me a wet Rob?????

FreakFlagFlyer said...

You dirty girls! I love it!

Lauren said...

Aw man...this picture kills me. Even though it is sooo photoshopped.

Ginger Swan said...

I know, right? (and thanks for sending it by the way, Lauren!) I don't even mind the photoshop because it's sooo yummy!

Alycia said...

"If Rob is in hell, then hell is the new heaven." HALLELUJAH this quote is tattoo worthy man oh man how truthful this is XD