Sunday, March 8, 2009

New Moon Drooling... Um, We Mean, Countdown.

Have you seen this poster for New Moon? It's "fan made" but seriously? How excited does this get you for New Moon? You know, the important parts AFTER all that Bella/Jacob nonsense?






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Not that I don't appreciate the fan art, but isn't he supposed to be shirtless when he's about to step into the light? (that's why they have to give him a evil-vamp hooded robe to cover himself up with.) Otherwise he would only have to button his shirt. But I'm not complaining about the photoshopped eye candy.







Photoshopped eye candy is just as good (no better) than the eye candy that ravages me in my dreams almost every night. In fact, I think I need to take some Tylenol PM - it seems I have a date with a very intense looking vampire in Italy tonight.






My heart rate is so elevated that my head is going to explode. Can you just imagine how over populated the world would be if all men were created equal, as in Edward equal. Bobbybumps all over....







Well, I googled "Rob Pattinson Shirtless" (in the name of journalism, of course) and was sad to discover that there are no recent shirtless pictures of him. The only pictures I found were the horrid not-yet-legal ones with the scarf. Which means I saw them again. Which means that I need to go scrub my eyeballs.




Oh you mean this vintage Rob picture?




(sorry)

Just picture it as our edited version and you should be fine.

See? That makes it ALL better. If that doesn't work, go stare at the Robapalooza for a while.


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13 comments:

alittle2neurotic said...

The New Moon poster really IS oh-so-delicious, but GINGER...posting that other shirtless pic was just mean...my eyes, they BURNNN. o_O
(this is Michelle, BTW...runswithvampire on Twitter. :))

~Jamie said...

damn you ginger! how dare you ruin my mind candy with that shirtless pic!

Who convinced him to do that anyway????

imbeingheldhostage said...

Ditto Jamie-- seriously I am shouting at my computer monitor, "WHY!! I just got that image out of my head, why?!"


I'll stare at the first photo for a few hours and see if that helps.

Leo's Mom said...

Thank you, thank you, thank you, that pictue is wonderful. I love the fact that Jacob and Bella aren't in it, I mean who really needs them anyway.

Please delete the scarf picture from your computer before we have to hunt you down, tear you apart and burn the pieces.

Spank Ransom said...

@ Ginger - how could you? I now have to spend the rest of my afternoon staring at Robapalooza... wait a minute... actually, thank you. thank you VERY much.

Valerie(momof3crazykids) said...

Ok, I love this "poster"! Who ever did this has great photoshopping skillz.
They will need to have a movie poster identical to this to make up for the fact that he is out of the book like 90% of the time. Maybe that is why he has been working out, getting ready for some "real" Rob eye candy!
Now off to correct my vision after being blinded, thanks Ginger.

Erin said...

Love the poster too...It could only be made better with him completely shirtless! (And not those scary shirtless pictures below!)

@Ginger Why? I think the sweater makes it worse...

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emstwilighters said...

have been sending this picture to all of my friends...not so much for their benefit, but so that I have an excuse to look at it over and over....I never thought Rob could look any better, but if he really ends up with the chest/abs combo like in the picture, it will put me over the edge...

katarinas mama said...

Bless talented people and Photoshop. After the break up and multitude of tissues I'll need to recover, I plan to zone out until...this beautiful reveal. *sighs*

BeCullen said...

COME ON!! please quit showing the pedi-pic. It gives me the creeps...lol. No really, it does. But the first one, oh my! Thanks!

Ninja Fanpire said...

Alright, while Rob is nice....I really hope Alice makes it on the poster, 'cause she dang well should! It's alright if they leave out Jacob though.

Brenda Jean said...

I am SOOOO glad I didn't see this yesterday before my hubby and I had some alone time fun when the kids were at school. My mood would have been shot. PLEASE don't show this again.....waaaaaaaaaaaaaa