Junior League: Rob In Leather Pants

This week's Junior League Member is Rain.
Superhero name: Rain Drops
Superpower: Falling on luscious lips

Okay, I thought I had seen it all - and you 4 probably have seen these, but on the off chance that you haven't - Rob in leather pants! Still not sure how I feel about this.

Okay, now Rob in leather (or plether?) pants. They are wrong, bad and I will ask that you perform a confundus charm on me so that I will immediately forget that he ever wore those pants with a red velvet jacket.

And who is that chick with him? She's wearing my grandmother's doilies on her shoulders.

HILARIOUS. No I haven't seen Rob in leather pants. I'm not sure how I feel about that either. And that's Fleur Delacour with him!

Wow! She looks SO different wearing my grandmother's doilies on her shoulder and without that crazy I just ate a magic mushroom look on her face.

Great picture Stacie! And that's just plain WRONG - not cool dude, not cool!

I'm more willing to forgive the doilies than I am the velvet jacket. He looks like he's trying to channel Hugh Hefner.

Meadow, that might work to our advantage. The League Next Door on E!, minus the creepy dirty old man vibe. Dirty man, yes - but not old or creepy.

Ok, I didn't want to say anything bad about him but his shoes at the Oscars were HORRID! They looked like banana's or something. Gross. Kinda like how older women wear their nails long and super rounded! Ick!

Yes, that jacket - he needs me!

PUKE! He needs to go away and make that darn movie already and stop being a human being. I need to go back to make-believe land where he is Edward! :)

Is that the girls real name? Fleur? Get the heck out (rolling eyes.)

That is her character's name in Harry Potter. She does not appear until the 4th book. And before you knock the shoes, Spider, consider what they say about the size of a man's feet...

Ohhhh, I still hate her. Don't doubt me Spank about the shoes. It was after I saw those hands for the first time that I did everything in my power to find out his shoe size. And it ain't great. So the hand/foot theory could be out the window this time. There is only one way to confirm! Shall we??

LMAO, of course you hate her Spider. She's standing next to ROB PATTINSON in a picture. As for his *ahem* shoe size, if we're going to help him in the fashion department I think he needs us to come and take proper measurements. I'll go find my rope fabric ruler.

Hey Fleur, my dining room called it wants the tablecloth back! We can't overlook (as Spank pointed out) the Princess Leia do-hickies on her shoulders. And the tribal looking part in her hair. She seems fashion-challenged. Maybe she and Rob stole their clothes from the hotel. His jacket could've been drapery...

LOL, what were she and Rob playing Sound of Music in their hotel that night? "Oh I know, we need playclothes!!"

Hey did anyone notice his shirt is half hanging out of his pants? Playclothes INDEED.