Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Junior League: Rob In Leather Pants

This week's Junior League Member is Rain.
Superhero name: Rain Drops
Superpower: Falling on luscious lips


Okay, I thought I had seen it all - and you 4 probably have seen these, but on the off chance that you haven't - Rob in leather pants! Still not sure how I feel about this.





Okay, now Rob in leather (or plether?) pants. They are wrong, bad and I will ask that you perform a confundus charm on me so that I will immediately forget that he ever wore those pants with a red velvet jacket.

And who is that chick with him? She's wearing my grandmother's doilies on her shoulders.





HILARIOUS. No I haven't seen Rob in leather pants. I'm not sure how I feel about that either. And that's Fleur Delacour with him!







Wow! She looks SO different wearing my grandmother's doilies on her shoulder and without that crazy I just ate a magic mushroom look on her face.






Great picture Stacie! And that's just plain WRONG - not cool dude, not cool!








I'm more willing to forgive the doilies than I am the velvet jacket. He looks like he's trying to channel Hugh Hefner.








Meadow, that might work to our advantage. The League Next Door on E!, minus the creepy dirty old man vibe. Dirty man, yes - but not old or creepy.






Ok, I didn't want to say anything bad about him but his shoes at the Oscars were HORRID! They looked like banana's or something. Gross. Kinda like how older women wear their nails long and super rounded! Ick!

Yes, that jacket - he needs me!

PUKE! He needs to go away and make that darn movie already and stop being a human being. I need to go back to make-believe land where he is Edward! :)

Is that the girls real name? Fleur? Get the heck out (rolling eyes.)




That is her character's name in Harry Potter. She does not appear until the 4th book. And before you knock the shoes, Spider, consider what they say about the size of a man's feet...






Ohhhh, I still hate her. Don't doubt me Spank about the shoes. It was after I saw those hands for the first time that I did everything in my power to find out his shoe size. And it ain't great. So the hand/foot theory could be out the window this time. There is only one way to confirm! Shall we??




LMAO, of course you hate her Spider. She's standing next to ROB PATTINSON in a picture. As for his *ahem* shoe size, if we're going to help him in the fashion department I think he needs us to come and take proper measurements. I'll go find my rope fabric ruler.






Hey Fleur, my dining room called it wants the tablecloth back! We can't overlook (as Spank pointed out) the Princess Leia do-hickies on her shoulders. And the tribal looking part in her hair. She seems fashion-challenged. Maybe she and Rob stole their clothes from the hotel. His jacket could've been drapery...






LOL, what were she and Rob playing Sound of Music in their hotel that night? "Oh I know, we need playclothes!!"







Hey did anyone notice his shirt is half hanging out of his pants? Playclothes INDEED.







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24 comments:

~Jamie said...

Look I love the boy... but no one should wear leather pants EVER... leather's for shoes and purses...

oh and FIRST.

Valerie(momof3crazykids) said...

Um. jamie I wear leather pants! Just kidding, I DO NOT!

Yes, this was a bad choice. I remember during an older interview some where on the world wide web he said he just walked into a store and bought this outfit for the HP premiere.

Yeah, let's get those clothes off fast!!

Brenda Jean said...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA I can't believe what just popped into my head. He looks like Ringo Starr dressed him. Hey, I was born in 1960 so I remember Ringo well. He had that look, minus the great hair. Rob, Rob...don't go for that look. It doesn't work.

I can't even comment on the doilies because I get hysterical.

Johanna said...

Oh Gawd! Now I'll have this image stuck in my head. GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!

Now, were they on their way to the HP Premiere or to a costume party? Rob looks like Austin Powers in this picture, even the hair kinda resembles.

Oh man, I better go and look at some pics of Rob at the Oscars to somehow block this picture from my mind.

Stacie said...

Well, at least now I know how I feel about it... and, agreed... Not. Good. At. All.

imbeingheldhostage said...

FOCUS ladies, you all seem to have lost the point of the picture. Who cares if those are "pleather", the point is what's in them-- am I the only one who just let my imagination drool on the keyboard?

And Fleur is no threat, she can't even swim that well.

Driguerra said...

mmm....ok....don't you worry girls here I am to save the day!!!

*runs and pounces on Rob* "hold steady Rob I need to take this leather pants OFF before all your fans go into a frency".....

Anybody wants to give me a hand??

:D :D ;D ;D :D

Driguerra said...

oh no wait...if I take the pants OFF the fans will go into a frency anyway...YIKES what to do?? what to do??

*Grabs Rob runs into a closet and hides with him* "Ok Rob...where were we?"

Erin said...

@Driguerra Help is on the way...

Hahaha...No one (even Rob) should ever wear leather pants!

I can forgive him for wearing them, but mostly because apparently its been at least a year or two. Who knows, maybe 'Fleur' was doing what we would all love to do and playing dress up with him.

But her dress does resemble one of my grandmother's table cloths or curtains.

TLC said...

honestly...they look like wax figures in that photo.

i'm so happy edward doesn't wear leather pants. :)

Meadow Cliffdiver said...

I can really only think of one acceptable use of leather with Rob Pattinson. I'll give you a hint: It involves "riding" and I'm not talkin' about a Harley.

HappyHourSue said...

Guess I'm alone on this one- I think he looks hot. Love the untucked "just had sex" look. I just wanna grab that leather ass and....OK I'll stop now.

songirl said...

Every body calm down! Are we cranky today? Let's get some perspective...

1. Who had big hair in the 80's? Who owned a scrunchie?, Who wore a Crocodile dundee white thong bathing suit and got the burn of a life time on their ass? Who got a spiral perm and a big puff in the front with a barrette( okay me...)

But my point is, we all have fashion moments that make sense in the context and not so great later-perhaps the same will be said of the Prada miss-matched brown suit from Japan one day.

2.He was like-19 when this picture was taken and it's adorkable that he obviously let somebody else dress him.

3. The girl is clearly stunned to be standing in "The Presence" Wouldn't you be?

4. Look for more of these Harry Potter Premiere pics. That leather carries certain highlights that accentuate his positives if you know what I mean...(Uh Huh, I thought so.... now you're seeing the light.)

5.And, his feet are about size 10 (his guestimate in American because Euro sizes are very different)...And as Rob said they are one of his "overadequacies".

Finally, let's not judge Robbie. We love his lack of fashion sense, it gives us something to do for him when he's mine (ours)....

Seriously, you can forgive the beanie and not the leather? Isn't it just a little rock star?

Spank Ransom said...

@ songirl:

1. Who gave you access to my high school yearbook?

2. He was 19. Legal. Sorry, I got distracted....

3. Maybe she'd been stupified. This was, after all, the Harry Potter premier. ;)

4. YES YES YES

5. I think about the size of his... feet. Yes, feet. Sorry. Back to No. 2. ;)

Thank you, Songirl, for helping me see the bulg, I mean light. The light... YES YES.

You rock (and make me laugh); seriously. xoxo

Christen said...

At least it's not that black and white plaid shirt he wears EVERYWHERE now!

songirl said...

Gee willikers, Spank. I <3 you too! Wanna be fake "lebanese"?
MWA!

Driguerra said...

@ songirl @ Spunk Ransom

....thank you for making me spit my water on my keyboard (again)...

1. OMG....ME *bows in shame*

2. 19? omg I just realize I am a cougar....YIKES

3. LOL Rob is actually holding her Up she about to faint.

4. I always like to think in positives...things...

5. .....*thud*

songirl said...

Cougars, God I hope we're not.

Check this out!!!!
Warning, it's saucy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDpLkeaY8xE

Ginger Swan said...

@songirl, that's hysterical. How old do we need to be to be in the "cougar" range though? None of us are even 40 yet.

songirl said...

Well, Demi is 16 years older than Ashton and that's a good enough alibi for me.

Let's take it to the group , shall we?

Spank Ransom said...

@ songirl - sure, we can be just like Kristen and Nikki. MWA!

Anonymous said...

Hello

please could someone link me to pics of the leather/pleather with *ahem* better visuals.....

I think you know what I am saying :)

thegirlnextdoor :)

bandmum said...

I was also born in 1960, and was blessed to survive go-go boots & fringe, Army jackets & peanut jeans, leg warmers & CHOOSE LIFE t-shirts. It was a premiere, people! It was his first chance to dress like a movie star, and he probably got the clothes from a consignment shop. I rather like the mix of textures- soft, cushy velvet, smooth, supple leather... um...yeah. *turns on ceiling fan* The thing that bothers me most (other than Clemence Poesy's expression, but that may just be the proximity to His Hotness) is that he decided to wear BROWN shoes. *sigh* He's such a guy.

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