What's Jasper like when he's not constipated? I mean, you ought to know, right? Will you be wearing that bad wig in the New Moon movie? And uh, what do the numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 mean? 
How many exotic cars do I need to buy for you so you'll accidentally take a picture of your brother changing in his room for me?
Just how moral of a vampire is Edward? I mean, when most people say their vows they're only thinkin' 60 years or so. Do you ever foresee him getting bored and wanting to "experiment" with someone different? Like, maybe, a married superheroine type? Hypothetically speaking, of course. 
Do you ever get the urge to "accidentally" cut Bella in Jasper's presence while Edward is out hunting and then just blame it on Rosalie when Edward returns? If so, can we then work out a deal where you suddenly foresee Spank in Edward's future? Great! We can talk terms over dinner. I'm serving K. Stew. (Oh, and I can tell we're going to be great friends).
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If I hang out with Jacob, will you forsee me stealing Jasper?
dammit. I got all caught up in twitter and forgot to check!
stupid super power...
will new moon and eclipse be filmed by the same director? maybe, does catherine come back? hmmm....well then, will mellisa rosenberg(or whatever her name is-'screenwriter') include the part in new moon where Renee comes to take bella to florida? or will she not get it cuz its learned that, that happened later in the book?
@Jamie.... yup, twitter is very addicting, id suggest not getting on for a few days. maybe spend the time rereading new moon for the movie. (or any of the saga for that matter) :)
wow i dont know how to word things, if u didnt get the last question in the last post, then i will explain.
i ment- will the screenwriter include bellas mom coming to forks or not cuz in the book its not told in "real time" you find out later when alice is back talking to charlie in kitchen with bella "overhearing".
Would you really mind if I stole Jasper?
I could find you an equally gastronomically challenged as Jasper.
Now, I thought her hair was cute in the movie, but that pic above it does look kinda bad.
So Alice, do you see them changing stuff like your hair and Jacob's (who's wig was really bad), the sparkly effect and making it all look better since they should have more money to spend on the next movies?
Alice will you take me shopping and buy me cool clothes? Really, I need help. Oh, and if you could help me plan my son's birthday party that would be good too. Can you look into the future and see if I lose weight like any time soon?
Alice, will I ever win the d@mn lotto????
@Jamie
You're super power has been pwned!
Alice, are you still taking questions? I'm sorry I was late-- but you knew I would be, didn't you?
Are they going to replace the sourpuss now while we can all still adjust relatively easily to a new Bella, or will they keep her until just before Eclipse when her disdain for Edward's attention is way too obvious?
ooh, and did you foresee the cranky old lady I would become?
Alice; will the police find out that I've kidnapped Carlisle, locked him in my basement and put him in a very sexy pair of undies? Most of all, will your abilities be blocked by the stupid amounts of steel that I have surrounding my house?
If not, I do apologise in hopes that you don't rip my throat out :-)
Love Midnight_Lady xxxxx
Dear Alice,
Will The League ever let me in as a full member?
Will my dark side take over some day?
Does the dark side really have cookies?
Alice, is the similar-to-Emmett-without-the-sparkly-skin man I'm interested in also interested in me?
Alice, can you see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
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