Victoria, The Party Animal

Does anyone take issue with the fact that Victoria was at the prom?

Do you want me to start with her dress? Clearly she waited too long to hit the shops in Port Angeles.

No, that never bothered me until Meadow noticed that she was crying at the end... vampires don't cry! I can't believe that I didn't pick up on that during the movie!! Duh! I think it was a good way for the non-twilight fans watching the movie to see the hook for the next one (new moon). Of course they could've done it another way too. I had MAJOR issues with the prom in general. All of them revolving around the interior scenes at the prom. It was so tacky how they were just turning around and at every turn were characters from the movie acting really stupid. It seemed like a rushed way to show everyone one last time or something.

That two minutes or so when they were inside was very hard for me to watch, but at the end I could've cared less. His face and words were so mesmerizing while dancing in the gazebo that I forgot all about the corniness of the inside. Oh that smirk, the squint, the crease on the left side of his mouth during the smirk.... yowzer! And those teeth!
He has to have the most perfect mouth on the planet - seriously. It's sinful!

And the dress that Bella wore was also questionable to say the least. What does he even see in this little crab apple anyway. Would you roll your eyes if he wanted to dance with you? She's really starting to piss me off. Especially in real life. Could she act more bored about being involved in the franchise?? It makes you not want to support her. At least Taylor is so pumped up about doing his role that it gets me pumped up! You hate to think that the actors don't want to have anything to do with the film and that it's beneath them. And trust me, it's above her if you ask me. She is getting paid too much attention and money - Gosh I hope he doesn't get that pissy about being in the movie(s). That would SO kill it for me!!

It would be like me saying to my interior design clients, yeah, I design home interiors but I'd really rather talk about my new blog. I'm so tired of getting the same boring questions about fabrics and furniture like, "so, what's the biggest living room you ever did, or what's in right now for wood tones, or even worse, are you excited to get started on designing my room?" What if I acted annoyed with my clients. They would not HIRE me!!!

That's hilarious! Spider went on a little rant there, didn't she. Too funny...

"When not lusting over Edward, her one true love, Spider can be found designing interiors for all civilized vampires in the pacific northwest."

Ha hahahaha, Spank.

I have some real issues with her being at prom because Edward would totally have heard her thoughts. I doubt she could conceal that kind of hate. Plus, vampires don't cry!! Although I don't understand why. They seem to have a full complement of OTHER bodily fluids. Think about it. ;)

Let's talk more about those bodily fluids. Stephenie Meyer says more about the subject on her website: "The normal reactions of arousal are still present in vampires, made possible by venom-related fluids that cause tissues to react similarly as they do to an influx of blood. Like with vampire skin—which looks similar to human skin and has the same basic function—fluids closely related to seminal fluids still exist in male vampires, which carry genetic information and are capable of bonding with a human ovum." She also goes on to explain why vampires can't cry: "However, they don't produce tears because tears exist to protect the eye from damage, and nothing is going to be able to scratch a vampire's eye."

Guess someone should've shown those notes to the director when she was making the movie.

Not only would Victoria being at prom (and he not aware) make Edward's mind-reading suck but also his sense of smell! Poor little simp, he needs me! But in his defense, how could you smell anything if you're around a piss ant smothered in baby strawberry shampoo! Hello!






Someone (cough, Spider) is a little grouchy today. Come on girls... who pissed in her coffee this morning?

Well it wasn't a vampire who pissed in her coffee, that's for sure.









Thank you for doing that research Ginger. Do you think any of our readers are still with us? Because I stopped paying attention at "arousal."