Some of you have been asking for a wolf pack video for our Sultry Bloody Sunday series. In the giving spirit of the holiday, I've made one for you all to enjoy. Happy Christmas to the dog lovers! And if you complain that it's too heavy on Alex Meraz, I will first, call you crazy because he is f*ckhawt, and second, remake the video and include this "wolf pack"
how is it that I'm a cat person but I prefer the [New Moon] wolf pack? Oh right. Cause they're hot.
I will not admit to thoroughly enjoying that. I will also not admit that I panted like a bitch in heat nor will I admit that I am really very hungry right now. In fact, I will watch it again to prove that it did nothing for me.
*shivers in a good way while my still beating heart pounds out of my chest* Is there anything sexier than a vampire? *shakes head no, grinning wickedly*
Depends on the vamps. I like certain non-venomous vamps that don't sparkle, but if we're in the Pacific Northwest, I'm the wolf girl.
*ignoring Ginger* Noooo Spank, there is nothing sexier than a vampire. They all seem to have the perfect blend of f*ckhawt and danger. Undead bad boys.
*nodding in awe of the f*ckhawtness* Be still my beating heart.
You know how we're always complaining about the "fade to black" on Isle Esme? Well, perhaps you should try watching the Vampire Diaries, because I've watched this scene more times than I can count, and I'm beginning to forget all about Isle Esme...
*eyes pop open, tongue falls out of mouth* HOLY HOTNESS BATMAN!!
Wowzers that was hawt. That's the way vampire love SHOULD be with humans. Not beds and pillows destroyed and the human almost broken. *glaring at Edward*
I dunno, G. I wouldn't mind Jasper biting me a pillow or two.
I'm feeling a little sick. Do you think he makes house calls?
Mmmmm.... Paging Dr. Cullen, I think I have a papercut I need stitched up. *fans self* I think I have a case of white-coat hypertension.
*grabs Meadows bleeding hand and holds it away from Dr. Cullen* No, Dr. C, she's fine. No stitches needed, really. Um, where's your son Jasper? *looks around the room hopefully*
*grabbing hand back and hissing at Spank* Dude, are you TRYING to get me killed? *grumbling* Sheesh, it's not like it's a crime to want some alone time with Dr. Cullen.
Um, is it bad that I really want to be Jennie Garth right now? Holy hawt, she is one lucky woman. And, I kind of hate to say this because I love Dr. C, but I think Peter is so much sexier with his long wavy brown hair and half naked self. Mmm-hmm.
Holy Smokes he's naked in this video! Was he playing doctor?
Alright gals, I know you don't really read any much fanfic. But if you knew that it looked like THIS, you'd probably invest a little more time in it:
Unfortunately the incredibly hot fic "The Office" that this is based on isn't on FFn anymore, but you can go to the author's blog for more info and to read the Epilogue. Or you can just keep watching this video. On repeat. Like me. Is it hot in here?
Holy hotness. I keep trying to make it to the end of this, but every time I watch I can't breathe and I have to stop and go attack Mr. Rain. He's not complaining.
Ok, I'm not even a fanfic reader (unless it's written by Meadow) and I haven't read the "The Office" AND I'm Team Jacob, but even I have to admit that's HAWT.
Since I'm having trouble containing myself in anticipation of Thursday night (!!!!!!) I thought that, instead of camping out at the theater (which would probably just get me arrested), it would be good to channel that energy into something for everyone. The result is the Sexy Men of New Moon. I can't take credit alone for this - all the girls helped pick the shots and Spank picked out her favorite sexy song. The only downside is now I am even MORE excited for Thursday!
You did an amazing job, Rain! I've always thought "If" was a hot song. Now it's like, nuclear, it's so freakin' hot.
*pauses at 0.20 mark and sings* "How many nights I've laid in bed excited over you, I've closed my eyes and thought of us, a hundred different ways. I've gotten there so many times"
Rain!!! *hugging you tightly* You slipped in a prezzie for me!!! You love me! You REALLY love me!!!
What do you mean? I thought Nathan Fillion was in New Moon! *wink*
*grumbles and rolls my eyes* I only counted SIX pictures of Jasper. You know, if it wasn't for his shaky control around the scent of human blood there would BE no New Moon.
Oh, well, I happen to think Nathan Fillion qualifies for being in the New Moon montage. Because when I think of moons, I think of this...
*scrubs the vision of Nathan Fillon's ass away by pausing at the 3.32 mark and singing* "If I was your girl oh the things I'll do to you. I'd make you call out my name, I'd ask who it belongs to."
I finally understand why you're so Nathan obsessed! C'mon girls, can you blame her? I certainly appreciate his Golden Globes. *wink*
Thank you, Meadow. I mean look at that perfectly shaped heiny. If I was with him I'd install a mirror on the ceiling. What?
Ginger, I thought you already HAD a mirror on the ceiling.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled fan-fic review for a special Halloween treat from your enablers friends at The League, a montage of yummy goodness created by our very own Rain. Check back tomorrow for Storytime. Happy Halloween!
Instead of handing out chocolates for Halloween this year, The League is doling out the best kind of treat - VampCandy!
This is my favorite type of Candy. Are you passing them out at your house tonight too? *winks*
Remember as a kid when you'd get home from trick-or-treating and search through your bag for all your favorite treats? Well, my yummy vamp candy can be found at 0.15, 2.05, 2.15, 2.33, and 2.37. And trust, he's a treat.
Oh Rain, that was awesome! Just goes to show if you want to find the best vampire montage, you gotta make it yourself. Oh and one more thing.... *thud*
And, a big thanks to our friend Rob's Swiss Miss for the "VampCandy" term.
Some of you have been asking for a wolf pack video for our Sultry Bloody Sunday series. In the giving spirit of the holiday, I've made one for you all to enjoy. Happy Christmas to the dog lovers! And if you complain that it's too heavy on Alex Meraz, I will first, call you crazy because he is f*ckhawt, and second, remake the video and include this "wolf pack"
how is it that I'm a cat person but I prefer the [New Moon] wolf pack? Oh right. Cause they're hot. 
I will not admit to thoroughly enjoying that. I will also not admit that I panted like a bitch in heat nor will I admit that I am really very hungry right now. In fact, I will watch it again to prove that it did nothing for me.
