Strong SILENT Type

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I want to make the Twilight Saga a little more ... interesting. I wonder how many lines Emmett will have in New Moon. I would say let's make this a drinking game but then no one would get drunk SO I'm placing a bet. Winner gets the Twilight T-Shirt with their favorite vampire on it.





Great idea Spank... I say he get's 3. I'll have to look into making a special Bella shirt for you in case you win!








Spider, you took my number! *glares* How does this work anyway? The one closest to the number without going over? So like if I guess 5 and he actually has 4 lines, I win because it's over Spider's number?
Cause this will affect my answer.






Oh come on babe, it's just a game. Just pick a number! I'll say 4









*rolls eyes* Ok, I pick 5.









I'm going to be optimistic. I pick 7. What? A girl can dream!









Rain, I'm glad you can dream, because you surely are right now! *wink*

Strong Like Bull

When we talk about Emmett we always speak about his physical strength but what about what a strong and solid outlook he has on eternal life. Throughout the series you get the sense that nothing rattles him -- not being transformed ("Hell's not so bad if you get to keep an angel with you"), not being threatened with what seems like certain death and not even spending eternity with Rosalie (who may have the face of an angel (in the books, anyway) but is quite the handful). The depth of his character gets overlooked by his intimidating stature but it's time to undress the clown and see what lies beneath (not THAT kind of undressing, Rain!)

Oh I totally loved Emmett and his fun loving self in the book! Except in Breaking Dawn when he cheered for the Gators. I almost phased and threw the book.

I say it's great to be a Gator hater....

I always sort of cast Emmett the dumb blond. Emmett is the Jessica Simpson of Twilight to me. C'mon, you thought so too, admit it!

Finally! Some League Love for my Monkey Man! I think Emmett is a great character - he's just a fun-loving guy (who happens to be incredibly hot) and I'm really attracted to that (especially the incredibly hot part). If I could bundle up the romantic (and incredibly hot) parts of Edward with the fun (and incredibly hot) parts of Emmett - well, clearly he'd be the perfect man! Er... I mean vampire.

Emm - what?!

*thud*

If you ask me, I think his pecs are airbrushed.

Oh... my.... can't... breathe.... Seriously, are you all trying to kill me?

Given that he looks like The Incredible Hulk on steroids I think he can kill you without any assistance from us.

Spank - I just want to feel those pecs (NOT airbrushed!) pressed up against me. I don't care if it kills me! And, as Spider so nicely pointed out on my first day with the League - there is another way - he could just let the venom spread.

I'm going to go out on my tree limb here, but he's too buff for my taste. Sorry ladies, not doing it for me.

Are you sure you want to do that? I think Rosalie's "Monkey Man" can climb trees too... he might come after you for saying that.

He can come all he wants, but he can't get me off the tree I'm in.

He just doesn't strike me as very tender, not like my Edward. He seems more "porn star" rough. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Edward nearly broke Bella... you think he was being tender?

Yeah, and.... what's your point? That's exactly the kind of "tender" I can handle! ;)

She thinks she can handle that.

Twilight's Teddy Bear

Emmett is described in the book as Edward's favorite brother so I figured he deserved a write up. Personally my favorite brother is Jasper but that may have a little something to do with my lifelong love of Xanax hot baseball players. But Emmett is such a happy go lucky guy so it's hard not to love him as well. While he personally doesn't *do it* for me, his character does always make me smile -- maybe he's my own personal brand of Zoloft. He's also proof that opposites attract (either that or Rosalie's a wild grizzly bear in bed).

I'm pretty sure Rose is a wild grizzly bear in bed. Most of us icy blondes are. At least, I know I am.

I don't think his character was highlighted enough in the books or in the movie...

I loved Emmett's fun-loving spirit in the books. But I must say, I'm thinking a little differently about Emmett since I saw those pics.

Not my type. I like white, red stained lips and eye liner on my guys! Does that make me a lesbian?? Ewww...

No, I think it makes you a Jared Leto fan.

Spider, there wouldn't be anything wrong with it if you were. After all, we need someone to keep Nikki Reed and KStew distracted while we find Rob. And they like playing fake lesbians.

I'm into equal opportunity. I don't discriminate. As long as they belong to the male species, I can boink appreciate beauty in all forms.

Kellan seems like a really cool guy but he isn't my type. I mean, I would just feel guilty every time I ate junk food, drank beer and smoked cigarettes. With Rob I'd feel like I could really be myself, you know...

By "be myself," do you mean a whore Spank?

*snicker*

Not "whore" Spider, RobSlut. Get your terminology right. *wink*